anyways i’m gonna get him the lighter and maybe a candle because i don’t know if he smokes (although he’s from Europe so he probably does lmaoo). also his bday is on christmas eve i’m thinking of getting him a vinyl or something bc he plays a lot of those on his record player when i come over

this is probably what everyone would’ve been saying about me if i accepted my ex’s proposal

i was also debating getting another tattoo but i’ve spent $3,000 on ink this year so i’m cutting myself off until 2026

😭😭 the entire EU would be trying to argue down AMERICANS for discussing OUR OWN politics on vent omg. literally scared to speak about politics around anyone unless they’re educated, open minded, and know not to speak on things they’re not educated on and don’t have personal experience with

i’m kirkenuinely going to blow my shit smooth off if one more person does this

like let me shut tf up before i get water boarded and hung by the hair on my toes

real 😭 the process gonna come in clutch with interest i promise

lesbian girls not wanting to date me bc i’m bi and like 80% of bi girls having boyfriends(which i don’t necessarily care about) AND wanting me to be their third. is this purgatory??

twin they said you have bigger and better shit coming!!