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Sayuri @notherbirthday.bsky.social · 3d

[For various reasons, Sayuri's entire statement had to be redacted.]

Sayuri @notherbirthday.bsky.social · 3d

"Horn-"

Preemptively obliterated with an orange from a slingshot-

Sayuri @notherbirthday.bsky.social · 3d

"The world knows I'd be too powerful if I was popular and sabotages me at every opportunity."

Sayuri @notherbirthday.bsky.social · 5d

The bottle just slipped off of Sayuri's thumb and shattered on the ground because of pure disappointment-

"Get a new joke, lady-"

Frederica "Rika" Aradia @aradiaruler.bsky.social · 5d

"My favorite bird!"

Sayuri @notherbirthday.bsky.social · 5d

"Boobs."

A wise word and a sage nod from a woman whose thumb is stuck in a rum bottle.

Sayuri @notherbirthday.bsky.social · 5d

"Boobs."

A wise word and a sage nod from a woman whose thumb is stuck in a rum bottle.

Sayuri @notherbirthday.bsky.social · 6d

...Where did the alcoholic buy a rum cake bigger than her?

Sayuri @notherbirthday.bsky.social · 6d

<- Still wants to expand her harem.

Very greedy.

Sayuri @notherbirthday.bsky.social · 6d

"Come on, I'm durable and always squeeze my way out of trouble. I'd be fine meeting your mom.

But I do want to meet the pretty dragon fairy first. Dragons are cool."

𝓑𝓪𝓸𝓫𝓪𝓱𝓷 𝓢𝓲𝓽𝓱 @bloodlustfae.bsky.social · 6d

"...Melusine, no. You do not want to meet Sayuri. Actually, I think Sayuri would like it.

As long as Mother and Sayuri don't meet. That'd be too violent even for me of all people!"

Sayuri @notherbirthday.bsky.social · 6d

"Kiwi's ex wife thought it would be funny to pat my head and expect me to not feel very conflicted about it."

Sayuri @notherbirthday.bsky.social · Jul 26

"...I mean, people definitely like seeing hockey players throw a few punches, but that's typically as far as it goes.

But yeah! I know I have this whole harem fantasy, but I still genuinely love you to bits."

𝓑𝓪𝓸𝓫𝓪𝓱𝓷 𝓢𝓲𝓽𝓱 @bloodlustfae.bsky.social · Jul 26

"...Isn't Hockey Brawls where you humans go on Ice to rip peoples jaws out and force feed them hockey sticks? I saw that happen before."

Excuse me?

"You really are devoted to me, huh."

Sayuri @notherbirthday.bsky.social · Jul 26

"Yes."

Zero hesitation.

"...Though the part I spent money on actually got me no copies of you. Four of Barghest, which almost got me in a hockey brawl."

...Hockey? Not a bar brawl?

"But grinding bond and backlogged rank up quests finally gave me two copies of you~ Now I just need the dragon."

Sayuri @notherbirthday.bsky.social · Jul 26

"Yes."

Zero hesitation.

"...Though the part I spent money on actually got me no copies of you. Four of Barghest, which almost got me in a hockey brawl."

...Hockey? Not a bar brawl?

"But grinding bond and backlogged rank up quests finally gave me two copies of you~ Now I just need the dragon."

𝓑𝓪𝓸𝓫𝓪𝓱𝓷 𝓢𝓲𝓽𝓱 @bloodlustfae.bsky.social · Jul 26

"So I really look good in that swimsuit, though-"

Is that what she is wondering?

"I mean, I do look good and all. But enough to spend money for me?"

Sayuri @notherbirthday.bsky.social · Jul 26

"Please what?"

Sayuri @notherbirthday.bsky.social · Jul 26

"Please what?"

𝓑𝓪𝓸𝓫𝓪𝓱𝓷 𝓢𝓲𝓽𝓱 @bloodlustfae.bsky.social · Jul 26

"...Sayuri, please."

Sayuri @notherbirthday.bsky.social · Jul 26

"Hehe~ Finally got Summer Sith~ Now I just gotta keep aiming for Summer Melusine to get my full fairy harem~"

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Sayuri @notherbirthday.bsky.social · Jul 22

"Couldn't get my beautiful summer girlfriend or her cool summer dragon friend. Only got two of her big titty summer muscle friend. Guess I gotta drink myself to death."

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Piña Colada @umapineapple.bsky.social · Jul 20

"Crowns... Trophies... Victories... They're just nice things to collect. I'm most interested in being admired, adored, and maybe a little feared."

An #UmamusumeRP OC by BadJokesLucia
NSFW topics possible.

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Sayuri @notherbirthday.bsky.social · Jul 17

"Nah, I don't need or want a giant. I'll take a catgirl and assassin, though. I'll have to take eldritch abominations and bugs on a case by case basis."

Reina Kingchester(Fallen Arc) @queenlytrainer.bsky.social · Jul 17

"What about your eldritch abomination girlfriend? Or your assassin girlfriend?

Or your 100 foot tall girlfriend? Your bug girl girlfriend? The token cat girl? Or-"

Reina, please.

Sayuri @notherbirthday.bsky.social · Jul 17

...She's just taking a breath. She's nowhere near done.

Sayuri @notherbirthday.bsky.social · Jul 17

...She's just taking a breath. She's nowhere near done.

Sayuri @notherbirthday.bsky.social · Jul 17

"...So I have the vampire and fairy categories covered by Sith... Now I just need a doll girlfriend, an elf girlfriend, a girlfriend from some form of royalty, a rich girlfriend, a bear girl girlfriend, a horse girl girlfriend, a girlfriend with boobs bigger than my head, Durin from Arknights..."

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