NOT Lenny Bruce
@notlennybruce.bsky.social
Resident of Loserville, USA.
Touring the country for what seems like forever.
Your hometown? I’ve probably been there.
Touring the country for what seems like forever.
Your hometown? I’ve probably been there.
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Aaron Parnas
@aaronparnas.bsky.social
@aaronparnas.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Aaron Parnas
@aaronparnas.bsky.social
@aaronparnas.bsky.social
I did ketamine for the first time last night.
All it did was make me vomit and gave me diarrhea.
How is this the go to drug for Musk and suburban housewives?
All it did was make me vomit and gave me diarrhea.
How is this the go to drug for Musk and suburban housewives?
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I did ketamine for the first time last night.
All it did was make me vomit and gave me diarrhea.
How is this the go to drug for Musk and suburban housewives?
All it did was make me vomit and gave me diarrhea.
How is this the go to drug for Musk and suburban housewives?
Images and videos were released from Epstein Island.
Scandalous!
It had beds, and a pool, and trees, and water…lots and lots of water.
Not really as incriminating as say, Michael Jackson’s compound.
Scandalous!
It had beds, and a pool, and trees, and water…lots and lots of water.
Not really as incriminating as say, Michael Jackson’s compound.
December 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Images and videos were released from Epstein Island.
Scandalous!
It had beds, and a pool, and trees, and water…lots and lots of water.
Not really as incriminating as say, Michael Jackson’s compound.
Scandalous!
It had beds, and a pool, and trees, and water…lots and lots of water.
Not really as incriminating as say, Michael Jackson’s compound.
Leave it to Trump to start finding the criminal democrats, there are many, who he’ll start pardoning to get their favor.
This country is, and always was, a fucking joke.
This country is, and always was, a fucking joke.
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Leave it to Trump to start finding the criminal democrats, there are many, who he’ll start pardoning to get their favor.
This country is, and always was, a fucking joke.
This country is, and always was, a fucking joke.
True power is knowing they’d have to cancel the show, and lose 100’s of thousands of dollars in the process, if I didn’t show up.
December 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
True power is knowing they’d have to cancel the show, and lose 100’s of thousands of dollars in the process, if I didn’t show up.
I just tried to take a hit off of my AirPod pro case instead of my vape.
Like…put it to my mouth even.
Like…put it to my mouth even.
December 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I just tried to take a hit off of my AirPod pro case instead of my vape.
Like…put it to my mouth even.
Like…put it to my mouth even.
Finally made it to Tucson.
Now off to check into my hotel, change out of this outfit I’ve bedn wearing for 24 hours. And head to work.
Now off to check into my hotel, change out of this outfit I’ve bedn wearing for 24 hours. And head to work.
December 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Finally made it to Tucson.
Now off to check into my hotel, change out of this outfit I’ve bedn wearing for 24 hours. And head to work.
Now off to check into my hotel, change out of this outfit I’ve bedn wearing for 24 hours. And head to work.
Finally on my way to Tucson.
I swear, if anyone at work says the wrong thing to me today, even in jest…
I swear, if anyone at work says the wrong thing to me today, even in jest…
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Finally on my way to Tucson.
I swear, if anyone at work says the wrong thing to me today, even in jest…
I swear, if anyone at work says the wrong thing to me today, even in jest…
I missed my connection.
Stuck in SLC for the night.
At least delta booked my hotel for me.
Stuck in SLC for the night.
At least delta booked my hotel for me.
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I missed my connection.
Stuck in SLC for the night.
At least delta booked my hotel for me.
Stuck in SLC for the night.
At least delta booked my hotel for me.
And to add insult to injury, I’m gonna have to run to my next gate to make my connection.
Like…I don’t even like this job!
But do I want to be stuck in Salt Lake City over night?
Man.
Fuck capitalism.
Like…I don’t even like this job!
But do I want to be stuck in Salt Lake City over night?
Man.
Fuck capitalism.
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
And to add insult to injury, I’m gonna have to run to my next gate to make my connection.
Like…I don’t even like this job!
But do I want to be stuck in Salt Lake City over night?
Man.
Fuck capitalism.
Like…I don’t even like this job!
But do I want to be stuck in Salt Lake City over night?
Man.
Fuck capitalism.
How good is this edible? So good, I temporarily forgot what year it was.
December 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
How good is this edible? So good, I temporarily forgot what year it was.
Nothing like fighting shitty weather to get to a city I don’t want to go to…to work a job I no longer want to work.
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Nothing like fighting shitty weather to get to a city I don’t want to go to…to work a job I no longer want to work.
Heading to the airport in a snowstorm.
My uber driver is listening to Christian Hip Hop.
Which is deceiving, because I was jamming to the beat and then I started listening to the lyrics and was all, “Wait a minute, ‘god is good all the time’? What the fuck?! No! Noooooooo!”
My uber driver is listening to Christian Hip Hop.
Which is deceiving, because I was jamming to the beat and then I started listening to the lyrics and was all, “Wait a minute, ‘god is good all the time’? What the fuck?! No! Noooooooo!”
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Heading to the airport in a snowstorm.
My uber driver is listening to Christian Hip Hop.
Which is deceiving, because I was jamming to the beat and then I started listening to the lyrics and was all, “Wait a minute, ‘god is good all the time’? What the fuck?! No! Noooooooo!”
My uber driver is listening to Christian Hip Hop.
Which is deceiving, because I was jamming to the beat and then I started listening to the lyrics and was all, “Wait a minute, ‘god is good all the time’? What the fuck?! No! Noooooooo!”
This week off was too short.
Can I make it to August with this fucking show?
Can I make it to August with this fucking show?
November 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This week off was too short.
Can I make it to August with this fucking show?
Can I make it to August with this fucking show?
Me, when I finally get that universal remote that controls all of my devices:
a close up of a ring on a sword with the words `` one ring to rule them all '' written on it .
ALT: a close up of a ring on a sword with the words `` one ring to rule them all '' written on it .
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November 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Me, when I finally get that universal remote that controls all of my devices:
How many takes do you think they had to do of Jim Downey saying, “A semen demon?”
In One Battle After Another?
In One Battle After Another?
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
How many takes do you think they had to do of Jim Downey saying, “A semen demon?”
In One Battle After Another?
In One Battle After Another?
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve attended.
Michael Kiwanuka
Patrick Watson
Elbow
Lianne La Havas
TV on the Radio
Michael Kiwanuka
Patrick Watson
Elbow
Lianne La Havas
TV on the Radio
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve attended
Mogwai
Madness
Marillion
The Moody Blues
Metallica
Mogwai
Madness
Marillion
The Moody Blues
Metallica
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve attended
Groundhogs
Stone the Crows
Finbar and Eddie Furey
The Clash
Eddy Grant
Groundhogs
Stone the Crows
Finbar and Eddie Furey
The Clash
Eddy Grant
November 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve attended.
Michael Kiwanuka
Patrick Watson
Elbow
Lianne La Havas
TV on the Radio
Michael Kiwanuka
Patrick Watson
Elbow
Lianne La Havas
TV on the Radio
Woke up to St. Louis covered in snow.
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Woke up to St. Louis covered in snow.
I got my pagan holiday tree.
November 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I got my pagan holiday tree.
“One Battle After Another” is like a sequel to “The Big Lebowski” but directed by Paul Thomas Anderson.
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
“One Battle After Another” is like a sequel to “The Big Lebowski” but directed by Paul Thomas Anderson.
Happy whatever day.
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Happy whatever day.
New toys for listening station:
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
New toys for listening station:
I didn’t realize “Pluribus” is like the “Unity” episode of Rick and Morty.
This is gonna be good.
This is gonna be good.
a woman sitting on a couch talking on a cell phone with the words " when the pluribus episode is over "
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November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I didn’t realize “Pluribus” is like the “Unity” episode of Rick and Morty.
This is gonna be good.
This is gonna be good.
Jimmy Cliff - Many Rivers To Cross (Lyrics on screen)
YouTube video by R.P.C. Lyric Videos
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November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Morgan Geyser went missing.
Perhaps the slender man got her after all.
Perhaps the slender man got her after all.
November 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Morgan Geyser went missing.
Perhaps the slender man got her after all.
Perhaps the slender man got her after all.