Jenna
notonpurvis.bsky.social
Jenna
@notonpurvis.bsky.social
📍 Birmingham, AL
💻 Marketing Analytics
This is my favorite way to make a crowd favorite sweet treat!

-4 large eggs
- 2 sticks unsalted butter
-2 cups sugar
- 1 cup all purpose flour
-2/3 cup cocoa powder
-2 tsp vanilla extract
- 1/2 tsp salt
-1/2 tsp baking powder
-1 tsp espresso powder

Bake at 325 for 14 minutes
August 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
My car may or not be totaled but at least Elle Fanning is Effie in the new Hunger Games film
May 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I feel like such a man when I assemble my desk with the little screwdriver it came with that DOESN'T FIT THE SCREWS
May 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Went to get my package that said team lift and my property manager just looked at me and looked at the box and asked if I'm a team

Girl either help me or let me struggle in peace
May 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Meeting protein goals by eating my leftover rotisserie chicken cold straight from the fridge in the Tupperware
May 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I tried an orange for the first time in years and there's simply no way y'all like that texture
April 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
A warm acquaintance from high school is starting up a style bundle side hustle and I'm one of her first customers in the trial run period- VERY excited to see what she comes up with!

Reminder to support cool people's #smallbusiness when you can
April 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Came to whole foods at the right time! (The veggies just had their lil shower)
April 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Muppet Hamilton. Muppet Hamilton
April 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Being rich is whatever, I just want to be in the tax bracket that can casually buy that Kerrygold Irish butter
April 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Was considering trying out the whole foods hot bar and went to TikTok for recs so I didn't go looking lost and now I'm deinfluenced because I knew it was pricey but DAMN

#wholefoods #takeout #deinfluenced
April 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Haven't stopped thinking about my Dave Ramsey loving parents being SURPRISED this weekend when I said it is cheaper for me to get groceries and cook for one than to get takeout every day

#groceries #cookingathome #financialliteracy #mealplanning #daveramsey #parents
April 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
That tragic moment when you see a good April Fool's post but a couple days late so you're no longer expecting things to not be real (the fake Renee rapp tour just got me)

#aprilfools #brandsocials
April 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Baking for people who act like they've never had a sweet treat in their life is so lovely

#sweettreat #baking #madefromscratch
April 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Obsessed with the crane fly that flew into my apartment when I was going downstairs to change my laundry over then flew right back out when I came back and opened the door
April 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Partaking in barbie activities (bringing my pink trash bag to the dumpster and heading to the post office to mail my pink package)
April 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
April 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
My friend just hit me with "I can't remember if you won't eat meat off the bone or if you just give that vibe" and I'll have you know I love the occasional entire rotisserie chicken until it randomly gives me the ick
March 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I think some of that was a form of collective punishment for the Snow thirst trap edits

#thehungergames #sunriseonthereaping #SOTR
March 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I have so many questions for whoever at the New York Times hits that "breaking news" button to send me notifications
March 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I just finished my first physical book in a couple of years and realized how much I've missed this feeling

I've still done audiobooks and all but this hit different
March 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Rip Maysilee, you would've loved the reading challenge in RuPaul's Drag Race

#thehungergames #sunriseonthereaping #SOTR #dragrace
March 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Reading Sunrise on the Reaping as a long time Hunger Games fan gave a similar experience to watching Infinity War as a Marvel fan
March 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'd like to start baking my own bread but sourdough starter gives the same energy as the plant from Little Shop of Horrors
March 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Reposted by Jenna
No republican should be running unopposed during the next election.

Anywhere. For any position. No matter how small your town is.

A lot of places have the potential to flip after this disaster.

Do it. Run for office.

You are not any less qualified than the people in power right now.
March 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM