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MsCobelsGolf @notouching.bsky.social · 1d

a woman in a pink dress is asking what are you doing are you trying to cry

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MsCobelsGolf @notouching.bsky.social · 2d

"Do" a coup?! Do you even English?!

MsCobelsGolf @notouching.bsky.social · 6d

For Halloween, I breathed Corona virus on the neighborhood kids, and then I ran out of candy. Not sure which is more shameful 🍬👿

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Menotti Minutillo @menotti.bsky.social · 6d

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

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MsCobelsGolf @notouching.bsky.social · 7d

Thank you. I was able to actually sit up and watch some TV today, so I'm putting that in the win column. All my birthday plans for the weekend are canceled though 😢

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MsCobelsGolf @notouching.bsky.social · 7d

I'm suffering with it right now and hoo-boy it's not good.

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MsCobelsGolf @notouching.bsky.social · 18d

Does the fact that he is wearing a crown in this mean he actually does think he is the king?

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MsCobelsGolf @notouching.bsky.social · 25d

What was your process? I wouldn't know where to start.

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MsCobelsGolf @notouching.bsky.social · Sep 23

If there's anything better than controlling women, it's controlling pregnant women.

MsCobelsGolf @notouching.bsky.social · Sep 22

a man is laying on a couch with a plate of food and the words but it 's haaaard

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MsCobelsGolf @notouching.bsky.social · Sep 14

I feel seen.

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MsCobelsGolf @notouching.bsky.social · Sep 12

MsCobelsGolf @notouching.bsky.social · Sep 9

My favourite Onion article of all time! ❤️

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MsCobelsGolf @notouching.bsky.social · Aug 30

All my favourites have been mentioned but a special mention of a funny, out of character cameo by Marilyn Manson in Wrong Cops.

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MsCobelsGolf @notouching.bsky.social · Aug 30

Also in Lost Highway.

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MsCobelsGolf @notouching.bsky.social · Aug 30

OMG Iggy Pop in Dead Man is hilarious!

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MsCobelsGolf @notouching.bsky.social · Aug 29

kermit the frog is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and says `` wait ... whaaaat ? ''

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MsCobelsGolf @notouching.bsky.social · Aug 29

a black and white drawing of a man playing drums with the words dad joke above him .

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MsCobelsGolf @notouching.bsky.social · Aug 26

I find this unreasonably funny.

The Onion @theonion.com · Aug 25

Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet

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MsCobelsGolf @notouching.bsky.social · Aug 25

The problem with this approach is that I try to minimize mess and clean as I go, whereas he leaves a million dishes and utensils everywhere.

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MsCobelsGolf @notouching.bsky.social · Aug 8

Serious question: is the leaf blower the worst invention ever?

MsCobelsGolf @notouching.bsky.social · Jul 26

Mine is embarrassing Wordle 1,498 X/6

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MsCobelsGolf @notouching.bsky.social · May 29

That is 100% doublespeak.

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MsCobelsGolf @notouching.bsky.social · May 17

Bull Shit

MsCobelsGolf @notouching.bsky.social · May 17

OMG this face off is AWESOME! #esc2025

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