“Pro” nouns in bio
@notspam.bsky.social
“Protagonist,” “Providence,” “product.”
Insta: @sethgar_alan_pie
Insta: @sethgar_alan_pie
Her favorite spot
February 6, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Her favorite spot
I can’t wait to do my crossword puzzle this evening (and every evening)
January 31, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I can’t wait to do my crossword puzzle this evening (and every evening)
I and hundreds of thousands of my close friends actually bought tickets to Melania but we didn’t go because we are too afraid of the antifa terrorists killing us
January 31, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I and hundreds of thousands of my close friends actually bought tickets to Melania but we didn’t go because we are too afraid of the antifa terrorists killing us
The person I responded to here compared them, as a queer, person moving to Seattle to Israel, and used that as a reason as to why they shouldn’t criticize Israel. Lmao
I mean you know the difference. Did you use force to separate Seattle into two separate states between you and the people who were living there when you moved…?
January 30, 2026 at 5:39 PM
The person I responded to here compared them, as a queer, person moving to Seattle to Israel, and used that as a reason as to why they shouldn’t criticize Israel. Lmao
I think as a show of solidarity ICE agents join in the general strike tomorrow - it’s the least they could do
January 29, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I think as a show of solidarity ICE agents join in the general strike tomorrow - it’s the least they could do
Shut the fuck up
January 25, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Shut the fuck up
As a gay guy, I didn’t think it was possible, but watching heated rivalry actually got me interested in gay sex
January 23, 2026 at 1:52 AM
As a gay guy, I didn’t think it was possible, but watching heated rivalry actually got me interested in gay sex
Feeling off lately but the pump came back today
January 17, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Feeling off lately but the pump came back today
The potty: where poop, meets pee
January 16, 2026 at 6:29 PM
The potty: where poop, meets pee
That’s what I’ve been saying bsky.app/profile/nots...
America is yearning for "it."
January 11, 2026 at 3:59 AM
That’s what I’ve been saying bsky.app/profile/nots...
I think someone should, uh, *do it*, if you know what I mean
January 7, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I think someone should, uh, *do it*, if you know what I mean
Got a bicep for Xmas (not pictured, this is a different bicep that I already had)
January 5, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Got a bicep for Xmas (not pictured, this is a different bicep that I already had)
There should be a show where the camera movement becomes smoother when the characters go to England like how everything is yellower when a scene is set in Mexico
January 5, 2026 at 5:40 PM
There should be a show where the camera movement becomes smoother when the characters go to England like how everything is yellower when a scene is set in Mexico
Do the people who are anti Trump realize that they share an opinion with Marjorie Taylor Green… someone who rise to power by being a TRUMP SUPPORTER???
December 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Do the people who are anti Trump realize that they share an opinion with Marjorie Taylor Green… someone who rise to power by being a TRUMP SUPPORTER???
SIL was bragging about how they have an Alexa and a camera in every room and like… that sounds like the most miserable existence??? Like you already have a phone at all times, why is an Alexa that helpful / useful, and WHY do you want to be under surveillance in your own home? This is crazy to me
December 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
SIL was bragging about how they have an Alexa and a camera in every room and like… that sounds like the most miserable existence??? Like you already have a phone at all times, why is an Alexa that helpful / useful, and WHY do you want to be under surveillance in your own home? This is crazy to me
My nose is turned on
Starting tonight I’ll be strong…
I'll play my flight sooong
And I’ll help Santa out
On this foggy Christmas Eeeeeeve
'Cause I've still got
A lot of glow left in me
Starting tonight I’ll be strong…
I'll play my flight sooong
And I’ll help Santa out
On this foggy Christmas Eeeeeeve
'Cause I've still got
A lot of glow left in me
December 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
My nose is turned on
Starting tonight I’ll be strong…
I'll play my flight sooong
And I’ll help Santa out
On this foggy Christmas Eeeeeeve
'Cause I've still got
A lot of glow left in me
Starting tonight I’ll be strong…
I'll play my flight sooong
And I’ll help Santa out
On this foggy Christmas Eeeeeeve
'Cause I've still got
A lot of glow left in me
You realize Jesus had a bussy right…
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
You realize Jesus had a bussy right…
The letters A C D E F H J K L M P Q R S T U V W X Y Z were not on my BINGO card
December 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
The letters A C D E F H J K L M P Q R S T U V W X Y Z were not on my BINGO card
Don Draper is an ADWAB
December 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Don Draper is an ADWAB
As soon as she said this I knew it was gonna be a meme
I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
As soon as she said this I knew it was gonna be a meme
Picked up and put some things down today
December 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Picked up and put some things down today
Did something happen. What did he say
December 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Did something happen. What did he say