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I NEED YOU TO SAVE ME, I HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY
THE GOVERNMENT HATES ME, BUT I KNOW YOU LOVE ME!

swap au spamton g. spamton. host. entrepreneur. BIG SHOT. more info below. written by eli :)

#deltarunerp / #rpsky

HEAR THAT? I’M AN UP AND COMING LEADER!
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- What does a winner do when life gives him lemons?!

- Uhh... make lemonade?

- No, HE SQUEEZES THEM RIGHT BACK INTO LIFE'S EYES!
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WHAT? NOOO. C’MONNNN. NOOO!
⠀⠀⠀...

⠀⠀⠀you really want me dead, huh.
ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS SURVIVE THE SEVEN DEATH TRAPS INSIDE THE HOUSE.
// yeah 😭 he’s fun to write but i’m not on him as frequently as my other accounts because i need to be in the right mindset for writing The Worst Person, Ever

and. tbh i feel like suddenly making him nice doesn’t feel, fair?? to the people he’s mistreated? idk i dont think i’d feel very satisfied
(i'm honestly liking him as a villain but i see where you're coming from there entirely. It seems exhausting to portray after a bit though, at least without anything else to level it out.

Can't see swapton ever being a good guy though. ever,)
// writing a villain is fun but for someone who doesn’t really like angst without a resolution sometimes it’s kind of like. Uuuummmm….. what now…….
// i dont knowwwww. if anyone has any ideas for future developments i’d be happy to hear them but if Literally Dying can’t change his point of view, idk what would
// writing a villain is fun but for someone who doesn’t really like angst without a resolution sometimes it’s kind of like. Uuuummmm….. what now…….
// genuinely i think the most satisfying narrative arc for swapton right now is the people he’s mistreated realize they’re better without him and he dies alone in obscurity LMFAO. and im not sad about that!!! i think it just makes more sense than him just, having a change of heart for some reason
// and on one hand i think it’s important to not erase that spamton is/was a bad person and that’s something i kinda feel like im not leaning into enough on my other accounts. but on the other sometimes i feel like this account is just almost misery porn
// kicks a rock. i kind of feel like i fucked myself by making swapton so mean and nasty because at this point hes so horrible that i dont think there’s any way for him to come back from it in a way that would be narratively satisfying for me
YOU KNOW WHY DON’T ACT STUPID
Why the fuck would you want it to vibrate.

Anyways. Nah. Im good.
YOU CAN DO ALL THAT AND MORE WITH YOUR 𝒱𝐸𝑅𝒴 𝒪𝒲𝒩 𝒞𝒰𝒮𝒯𝒪𝑀 𝒯𝒜𝐿𝒦𝐼𝒩𝒢 𝒮𝒫𝒜𝑀𝒯𝒪𝒩 𝒫𝐿𝒰𝒮𝐻!

VIBRATING ATTACHMENTS SOLD SEPARATELY.
I DON’T WANT TO GET MY HANDS DIRTY.

AND I CAN’T TOUCH ANYTHING ANYMORE.
ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS SURVIVE THE SEVEN DEATH TRAPS INSIDE THE HOUSE.
⠀⠀⠀what's the chance? how's it work?
WHAT? NO WAY! I’M AN HONEST MAN! WIN FAIRLY, AND THE $500 IS REALLY YOURS!
YOU CAN DO ALL THAT AND MORE WITH YOUR 𝒱𝐸𝑅𝒴 𝒪𝒲𝒩 𝒞𝒰𝒮𝒯𝒪𝑀 𝒯𝒜𝐿𝒦𝐼𝒩𝒢 𝒮𝒫𝒜𝑀𝒯𝒪𝒩 𝒫𝐿𝒰𝒮𝐻!

VIBRATING ATTACHMENTS SOLD SEPARATELY.
Number 4, the skin weaver. Your skin will be peeled and rewoven, a living tapestry of torment.Number 5, the eyeball crucible. Your eyes will be roasted and replaced with burning coals.

Number 6, the mind flayer. Your thoughts will be shredded, echoes of endless torment.
( fond chuckle ) SHE ALWAYS USED TO SAY THIS.
*paws at u* can you hit me
*paws at u* can you hit me
*paws at u* can you hit me
*paws at u* can you hit me
*krrrack*
*paws at u* ca. an cnan you. hit me agaaen,
WHAT? NO WAY! I’M AN HONEST MAN! WIN FAIRLY, AND THE $500 IS REALLY YOURS!
⠀⠀⠀i think you'd rig it so i'd die in the building fire, but thank you!!
BUT THINK ABOUT HOW HAPPY THEY’D BE IF YOU WON $500 TO SPEND ON EM!
SPAMTON G SPAMTON. PUT HIM IN YOUR HOME
THEY WILL BE MAKING A MARKETABLE PLUSH OF ME SOON
OKAY, NO PIZZA. FUCK THE PIZZA. YOU COULD BUY YOURSELF WHATEVER YOU WANT!
BUT THINK ABOUT HOW HAPPY THEY’D BE IF YOU WON $500 TO SPEND ON EM!
⠀⠀⠀pros: i could win $500

⠀⠀⠀cons: uhhhh. hm. burning alive wouldn't be the WORST way to go, but people would be sad, i guess.

⠀⠀⠀aauuughghhhhhghhhhhh.
// i was trying to reference that thing mr beast did but i guess his prize was $500,000. which makes more sense actually getting only $500 after surviving death traps in a burning building would be kind of fucked