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Noya

@noyaa.bsky.social

41 followers 120 following 620 posts

It's up to the reader to figure out if I'm serious or playing. (Translating Bobobo spinoffs in my spare time over at Mangadex)

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Scarelett @delightedbutdying.bsky.social · 13d

food: how does it work

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Noya @noyaa.bsky.social · 13d

I decided I will be transitioning from swag white boy to angsty Unc next November. I hope you'll support my decision.

Noya @noyaa.bsky.social · 13d

showers should be illegal for anyone over the age limit (the age limit value can be retrieved via the `v1/limits/age` API endpoint)

Noya @noyaa.bsky.social · 13d

someone's gonna have to give movie directors a call cause all these dystopian cautionary tales ain't working

Noya @noyaa.bsky.social · 13d

astral projecting to speak to the virus currently infecting my computer to try and convince it to leave

Noya @noyaa.bsky.social · 13d

holding a séance to resurrect my long lost wallet

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 13d

according to my visions everything will continue

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Noya @noyaa.bsky.social · 13d

music people will constantly use music terms as if everyone knows what a "Song" is

Noya @noyaa.bsky.social · 13d

Jesus was the first GAMER:

- he respawned
- used an item duplication glitch (fishes and bread)
- played on the ps2 (all they had back in the day)

Noya @noyaa.bsky.social · 13d

ok I'll bite who is this Jesus of Nazareth guy

Noya @noyaa.bsky.social · 13d

The Perc that changed anime FOREVER

Noya @noyaa.bsky.social · 13d

They are rewriting the Constitution in Rust

Noya @noyaa.bsky.social · 13d

My blood oath wasn’t that serious anyway

Noya @noyaa.bsky.social · 13d

it's been 6 years since I last had a brunch

Noya @noyaa.bsky.social · 13d

Everybody keeps asking me what my favorite Monster is... the Florence one!

Noya @noyaa.bsky.social · 13d

so far there have only been 2 sauceful ai generated images, mr chedda and ash baby

Noya @noyaa.bsky.social · 13d

Patience fans be like: not yet...

Noya @noyaa.bsky.social · 13d

the lion maybe should start being concerned about 5 consecutive missed paychecks

Noya @noyaa.bsky.social · 13d

"fungus on the roof" but.. but.. mycelium!!

Noya @noyaa.bsky.social · Jul 27

Still waiting for the greatest comeback @facianea.bsky.social

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Noya @noyaa.bsky.social · Nov 18

my 16yo cousin doesn't know what skibidi toilet is

a man with a mustache is crying with his eyes closed while sitting in front of an iv pole .

ALT: a man with a mustache is crying with his eyes closed while sitting in front of an iv pole .

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Noya @noyaa.bsky.social · May 13

Ive never had a single poster in my room what does that say about me

Noya @noyaa.bsky.social · May 12

if u goofy ahh u know it unc ur huzz 👏👏

Noya @noyaa.bsky.social · May 12

She Sonic my Inflation till I Google search

Noya @noyaa.bsky.social · May 12

ze bluetoof dewice is riddy to pail