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Nick Porthole To Hell
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England seemed to him to be nothing but horrors and misery now. The very shapes of the trees were like frozen screams.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 14d
open.spotify.com/playlist/4Fk...

Everything is awful and we all feel pretty helpless, but here are some songs to hide within during the autumn of 2025.
Autumn 25 🍂
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 15h
Right, that's one convert.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 15h
I'll have to have another look, but I just remember him as being an overly enthusiastic bore rather than anything.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 15h
I am well aware that literally nobody follows me for political advice, but I have been telling you to vote Green for years now. It is no longer a 'wasted vote', it's a very real chance to smash the status quo. The alternative newcomers are completely unacceptable in the UK.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 22h
Latest poll puts Greens just two points behind Labour. When I said we weren't here to be disappointed in Labour but to replace them, I meant it.

Join us and let's make hope normal again.

join.greenparty.org.uk
Poll from find out now showing greens on 15 and labour and Tories on 17. Reform on 32.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 15h
We got an allotment a couple of years ago and I announced to Twitter that I would be just like Tom (I hadn't watched it for decades). Got called a cunt four times.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 15h
Enjoy! Spectrum is green.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 16h
This is even cooler than Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson getting together. ❤️
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 20h
Verve - Urban Hymns. Their previous albums had been great but this one was peak Britpop pomposity. I absolutely hated it.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 1d
This made me do a little sick in my mouth.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 1d
Oh, wow!
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 1d
#NowPlaying #5debutalbums8084

Mission of Burma - Vs. (1982).

This is such an incredible album. They had that melodic hardcore thing going on even before Hüsker Dü had released an album. I just wish that I could find a reasonably priced vinyl copy. Definitely a top 5 contender for me.
Mission of Burma - Vs. (Ace of Hearts Records 1982).
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 2d
I'm like a fish watching a wriggling worm.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 2d
Yayah!
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 2d
a man in a red shirt says ahhhh yeah honey badger
ALT: a man in a red shirt says ahhhh yeah honey badger
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 2d
I met him in my record shop days. He was incredibly grumpy and arrogant.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 2d
Ooof!
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 2d
Where's Memphis Minnie?
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 2d
a bald man in a plaid shirt and vest
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 2d
youtu.be/3xMeFgzBv3I?...

I mean, this or Gary Moore?
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 2d
I knew this list would annoy me.
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Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 2d
lmao a list of the top 20 blues artists of all time where the top 5 are all white guys... hellorayo.co.uk/planet-rock/...
The Top 20 Greatest Blues Artists of All Time
Here at Planet Rock, our resident blues expert Bernard Doherty brings you the...
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 2d
'No, no, no, I specifically ordered a CAB, not a... oh, nevermind, can you just get me to the station, please.'
A labrador sat at the wheel of a car.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 2d
Terrible/brilliant album covers. Steeleye Span - Rocket Cottage.
The cover of a 1976 folk album featuring a space rocket partially made out of an English tutor cottage.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 3d
She's a fucking idiot.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 3d
It's such a gamble every week. The consistency of some baffles me.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 3d
Fair enough. It was a joy listening to it whilst stoned in the old days.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 3d
Kudus looks good, though.