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chris. he/him. fandom old. NSFW 🔞. untagged spoilers, dark/trigger-heavy content ahead.
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it be out of touch thursday landlubbers
January 22, 2026 at 4:40 PM
it be out of touch thursday landlubbers
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
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Sometimes i get sad at those “I wanted to look up what kind of horse pulled medieval wagons It’s three hours later and playtex bra sewers made spacesuits i have a problem” no. No, you don’t. Hydrate and get back in there
I strongly recommend everyone do research sometimes 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘶𝘯.
Look something up on Wikipedia. Go to the little citation. Follow it. Read the article it's referencing. Follow links to the original interview. Read the paper written by the interviewee
It genuinely makes you appreciate journalism
Look something up on Wikipedia. Go to the little citation. Follow it. Read the article it's referencing. Follow links to the original interview. Read the paper written by the interviewee
It genuinely makes you appreciate journalism
November 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Sometimes i get sad at those “I wanted to look up what kind of horse pulled medieval wagons It’s three hours later and playtex bra sewers made spacesuits i have a problem” no. No, you don’t. Hydrate and get back in there
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my pumkin
he is everything
he is everything
October 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
my pumkin
he is everything
he is everything
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Something maybe worth noting is that all the frog costumes and signs and good-natured memeing came about because a wide spectrum of Americans saw someone in direct, brave confrontation with ICE—getting pepperballed and standing their ground—and thought “that’s awesome. That person is a hero”
October 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Something maybe worth noting is that all the frog costumes and signs and good-natured memeing came about because a wide spectrum of Americans saw someone in direct, brave confrontation with ICE—getting pepperballed and standing their ground—and thought “that’s awesome. That person is a hero”
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Anyway, for a surely unrelated reason, here is the Virginia State Flag, which also features a fellow with a crown.
October 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Anyway, for a surely unrelated reason, here is the Virginia State Flag, which also features a fellow with a crown.
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October 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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Imagining Jack Frost, Pikachu, and Agumon having a conversation
October 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Imagining Jack Frost, Pikachu, and Agumon having a conversation
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Spooky shrimp / よみがエビ #LINEスタンプ
🦐 iMessage : apps.apple.com/app/spooky-s...
👻日本語: store.line.me/stickershop/...
🍤English : store.line.me/stickershop/...
🦐 iMessage : apps.apple.com/app/spooky-s...
👻日本語: store.line.me/stickershop/...
🍤English : store.line.me/stickershop/...
October 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Spooky shrimp / よみがエビ #LINEスタンプ
🦐 iMessage : apps.apple.com/app/spooky-s...
👻日本語: store.line.me/stickershop/...
🍤English : store.line.me/stickershop/...
🦐 iMessage : apps.apple.com/app/spooky-s...
👻日本語: store.line.me/stickershop/...
🍤English : store.line.me/stickershop/...
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Seeing the bucket get visibly more fucked up by being used to make art makes me really happy
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
September 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Seeing the bucket get visibly more fucked up by being used to make art makes me really happy
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Some incredibly good news:
One year ago this week, The Onion returned to print.
In that one year, we’ve grown to the 13th largest print newspaper in the United States, just ahead of the Boston Globe, and growing fast.
In short, it’s working.
So… thank you. Thank you for helping save this thing.
One year ago this week, The Onion returned to print.
In that one year, we’ve grown to the 13th largest print newspaper in the United States, just ahead of the Boston Globe, and growing fast.
In short, it’s working.
So… thank you. Thank you for helping save this thing.
Exclusive | The Onion Brought Back Its Print Edition. The Gamble Is Paying Off.
Publications turn to the old-style products to appeal to nostalgic readers and stand out in a crowded digital-media landscape.
www.wsj.com
August 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Some incredibly good news:
One year ago this week, The Onion returned to print.
In that one year, we’ve grown to the 13th largest print newspaper in the United States, just ahead of the Boston Globe, and growing fast.
In short, it’s working.
So… thank you. Thank you for helping save this thing.
One year ago this week, The Onion returned to print.
In that one year, we’ve grown to the 13th largest print newspaper in the United States, just ahead of the Boston Globe, and growing fast.
In short, it’s working.
So… thank you. Thank you for helping save this thing.
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haha this rules.
folks don't know that AIs scraping websites accounts for like half of all internet bandwidth usage right now. Sites get scraped- ie, all the contents downloaded- over and over again, destroying/wasting their bandwidth, often maxing it out. It's like being continually DDOS'd
folks don't know that AIs scraping websites accounts for like half of all internet bandwidth usage right now. Sites get scraped- ie, all the contents downloaded- over and over again, destroying/wasting their bandwidth, often maxing it out. It's like being continually DDOS'd
behold the "HTML bomb"
It's a counterattack for AI companies that persistently scrape and rescrape your web site, even when you tell them not to
when a scraper grabs it, it becomes a 10-gig HTML page and 💣 goes the scraper
Item #6 in my latest "Linkfest" newsletter: buttondown.com/clivethompso...
It's a counterattack for AI companies that persistently scrape and rescrape your web site, even when you tell them not to
when a scraper grabs it, it becomes a 10-gig HTML page and 💣 goes the scraper
Item #6 in my latest "Linkfest" newsletter: buttondown.com/clivethompso...
August 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
haha this rules.
folks don't know that AIs scraping websites accounts for like half of all internet bandwidth usage right now. Sites get scraped- ie, all the contents downloaded- over and over again, destroying/wasting their bandwidth, often maxing it out. It's like being continually DDOS'd
folks don't know that AIs scraping websites accounts for like half of all internet bandwidth usage right now. Sites get scraped- ie, all the contents downloaded- over and over again, destroying/wasting their bandwidth, often maxing it out. It's like being continually DDOS'd
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Hey, friends! The world is weird and terrible, but there’s still gay art. Please help us make it.
Get your SSBB ducks in a row for 2026! Come check out our list of themes and dates and see what's coming up for next year! www.shousetsubangbang.com/mirror/theme...
August 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Hey, friends! The world is weird and terrible, but there’s still gay art. Please help us make it.
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