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fowo, but like, not safe @nsfowo.bsky.social · 1h

my new #springpactor #valveplug is online <33 read it here: archiveofourown.org/works/72741436

fowo, but like, not safe @nsfowo.bsky.social · 12d

thinking of impactor in a cock cage is truly the only thing that keeps me going rn

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fowo, but like, not safe @nsfowo.bsky.social · 15d

p and me have this idea that cold constructed lower caste mechs under functionism never got sex ed.
so please consider Impactor not knowing what a node is, or that he has one.
(and then please imagine springer showing him :3 maybe in front of a mirror. mhmhmhm.) #valveplug #springpactor

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fowo, but like, not safe @nsfowo.bsky.social · 17d

boss makes a dollar
i make a dime
so I'm writing springpactor smut
on company time

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fowo, but like, not safe @nsfowo.bsky.social · 18d

a completely normal and heterosexual thing to call someone

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fowo, but like, not safe @nsfowo.bsky.social · 19d

I don't know what it is but springpactor makes me absolutely feral currently. i wanna see impactor thoroughly wrecked by his little green circuit booster. they're AWFUL and I LOVE IT

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fowo, but like, not safe @nsfowo.bsky.social · 19d

wow, people really like that impactor peen! I'm motivated to polish it a little more! (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑

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fowo, but like, not safe @nsfowo.bsky.social · 20d

i don't really draw much these days but here's an impactor #valveplug scribble. or should I say cockplug? hehehe

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fowo, but like, not safe @nsfowo.bsky.social · Sep 14

OH SHIT HERE'S ANOTHER SURPRISE SPRINGPACTOR #valveplug FOR YALL archiveofourown.org/works/70822556

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fowo, but like, not safe @nsfowo.bsky.social · Aug 31

writing transformers porn like

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𝖋𝖔𝖜𝖔 @fowo.bsky.social · Aug 17

I did it! here's my newest #megop fic! please have fun, I sure had!
archiveofourown.org/works/69365311

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fowo, but like, not safe @nsfowo.bsky.social · Aug 9

my #MegOp fuck or die #valveplug is my most popular TF fic to date ✨ give it a read here: archiveofourown.org/works/55855393

"Am I sure I would rather try to save my life with a fuck than die?" Megatron mused. "Yes, Optimus, as a matter of fact, I am."

Optimus splayed his fingers a little. "This feels wrong," he muttered. "Interfacing shouldn't, shouldn't—"

Megatron looked at him for a moment and then said, "My tank's at 53.7, Optimus. We have about twenty kliks left before I'm out and you have to carry my grey and warped corpse out of here."

"Primus," Optimus muttered. "Okay. Alright. I'm sorry. I'll do it, but I'm sorry."

"Wonderful. Now that we have the pleasantries out of the way, would you be so kind and fuck me into a reboot?" Megatron asked. To accentuate the point, he dipped two of his digits into his valve and canted his hips, up and towards Optimus.

"I'll try," Optimus said weakly. He transformed his panel away. The opening to his spike housing remained closed.

Megatron waited for a beat. "Well?"

"I'm trying," Optimus muttered.

"Pit's sake." Megatron sat up again, and pushed against Optimus' windshield. His touch was so hot that the glass crackled a little. Optimus went without resistance, staring from wide optics as Megatron pushed him down to the floor, getting between his legs.

"I don't know if I should find it entirely exasperating or endearing that even in life or death situations, you can't get into the mood without foreplay," Megatron told him. "No wonder we never fucked during the war. I was ready to go countless times, but I see now that I might have been the only one. You're a hopeless romantic."

"You say this as if you're surprised," Optimus muttered. "Megatron, you can't—"

"Again, I prefer not to die," Megatron said, and lowered himself between Optimus' legs and put his lips on Optimus' spike housing.

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fowo, but like, not safe @nsfowo.bsky.social · Aug 3

A sneak peek for my current WIP in my Earthspark #MegOp #valveplug series ✨ you can read the existing fics here, there's seven of them so far! archiveofourown.org/series/3388306