fun fact: i can't fully extend my legs up over my head. once my thighs go up past a certain amount, my knees just kinda bend automatically because those particular muscles in my legs can't physically stretch far enough to fully extend them. touch-your-toes was always kinda difficult as a kid

is there such a thing as force-fem roleplay but without any of the humiliation/degradation type stuff? like i'm not here to prove whether or not i'm a "real man" or w/e, i'm here to have a wig and makeup put on because i know i'm gonna come out the other side of this looking Hot As Fuck

real talk, there are so many things about me that you'd think would be a big trans-flag-colored neon sign with an arrow pointing directly to me, but i've searched and searched within myself and all i'm getting is "404, trans not found"

you have no idea how long this joke has been bouncing around inside my head

this just in: touch-starved introvert finally gets an outlet for his sexual frustrations. authorities say that out of all the discord servers he was on, only one had a semi-active nsfw channel.

[cut to me being interviewed] "yeah man i can post about how much i love anal all i want now, it's great"

how on earth have i never had a partner with a dick before? i've messed around, sure, but not with anyone who happened to have a dick. who do i gotta talk to to change that

"it's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on earth are you mixing up j-lube?"
"because the BD stuff is like 20 bucks a bottle"

(godddd i haven't had my ass eaten in too damn long)

first post on the nsfw account, better make it nice 'n' raunchy:

Butt Stuff