this just in: touch-starved introvert finally gets an outlet for his sexual frustrations. authorities say that out of all the discord servers he was on, only one had a semi-active nsfw channel.

[cut to me being interviewed] "yeah man i can post about how much i love anal all i want now, it's great"

how on earth have i never had a partner with a dick before? i've messed around, sure, but not with anyone who happened to have a dick. who do i gotta talk to to change that

"it's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on earth are you mixing up j-lube?"
"because the BD stuff is like 20 bucks a bottle"

(godddd i haven't had my ass eaten in too damn long)

first post on the nsfw account, better make it nice 'n' raunchy:

Butt Stuff