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Nubbin00

@nubbin00.bsky.social

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Amateur woodworker and semi-professional asshole. Way too old for a new social media app but I'm here cause Twitter sucks now. Mostly liberal. Not a goat. He/him. I have no idea what I'm doing.

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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · Aug 25

Carrot cake can fuck right off.

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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 2h

They just...walked into the Louvre and stole a bunch of shit. Broad fucking daylight. Didn't sneak in after they closed, didn't have to disable an alarm system or duck under lasers, just paid the admission price and strolled on in. You almost have to admire their brashness.

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 16h

That's...oddly inspirational. And now I want pizza.

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 1d

Yes. Yes, we are. You can also put a little in your morning coffee, get the day started right.

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 1d

...goddamn it

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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 1d

homer simpson says whoo-hoo in front of a rock wall

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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 3d

Oh yeah, just in case it never occurred to you, our bones are wet. Yes, your bones. The ones currently inside your body right now are just moist as hell. Constantly. And you'll never be able to get them completely dry.

And now you can't stop thinking about that.

a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland with the words you 're welcome

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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 10d

Well, that's just cool.

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 11d

Found this on Facebook. Yeah, imma need to make one of these.

#woodturning #woodworking

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 11d

we used to be a proper country

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 11d

...who's hungry?

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 12d

...will there be snacks? movie and cuddle *and snacks*?

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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 15d

💯

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 15d

a man with a beard is giving a thumbs down sign

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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 15d

Was reminded of this today. Great idea for a commercial.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYYR...

1997 Toys r' Us Commercial

YouTube video by Analog Zero

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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 15d

Funnel cake is overrated. It always sounds like a good idea but after the 3rd or 4th bite it's just a big plate of regret.

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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 16d

Man, I gotta stay the hell off Facebook, it gives me too many ideas. I do *not* need to make a wooden zipper!

#woodworking

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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 17d

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 18d

Don't make me tap the sign.

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 18d

I barely have anything worth posting much less worth saving.

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 18d

Okay, that's pretty cool.

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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 19d

damn, I missed it.

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 19d

Thanks!

Yeah, I was a little worried about that and that's part of why I left it so thick. Hopefully it reduces warping/deformation. 🤞

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 20d

Just assume everyone you talk to online is a cop.

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 20d

Pumpkin spiced go fuck yourself

Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 20d

Ambrosia maple bowl, 7.5" wide x 4" tall, tung oil. I absolutely love ambrosia maple, just a gorgeous wood. The dark streaks are a result of the ambrosia beetle boring into the wood.

#woodworking #woodturning