Nubbin00
@nubbin00.bsky.social
Amateur woodworker and semi-professional asshole. Way too old for a new social media app but I'm here cause Twitter sucks now. Mostly liberal. Not a goat.
He/him.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
He/him.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
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Nubbin00
@nubbin00.bsky.social
· Aug 25
Carrot cake can fuck right off.
Movie theaters forever
December 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Movie theaters forever
I just learned we have no idea where the word 'dog' came from. Linguists/etymologists can't find the origin of the word at all. Old English used the Germanic word 'hund' (hound) but, suddenly in the 16th century, 'hund' was replaced with 'docga' which then evolved into dog.
a man wearing glasses and a green shirt says " i found it interesting "
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December 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I just learned we have no idea where the word 'dog' came from. Linguists/etymologists can't find the origin of the word at all. Old English used the Germanic word 'hund' (hound) but, suddenly in the 16th century, 'hund' was replaced with 'docga' which then evolved into dog.
I still want to know.
December 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I still want to know.
Hey, quick question, what in the bright blue fuck was this? I mean, there was a lot of action and fighting so you'd think it'd be right up my alley but holy uncanny valley, Batman, this shit was creepy af! Plus it was an absolute WASTE of Christoph Waltz and Jennifer Connolly.
December 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Hey, quick question, what in the bright blue fuck was this? I mean, there was a lot of action and fighting so you'd think it'd be right up my alley but holy uncanny valley, Batman, this shit was creepy af! Plus it was an absolute WASTE of Christoph Waltz and Jennifer Connolly.
Omg, I should not have access to adult money. None of y'all can tell me shit anymore!
December 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Omg, I should not have access to adult money. None of y'all can tell me shit anymore!
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Not my house not my whores.
December 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Not my house not my whores.
I stg, some people just let folks walk all over them. Go ahead & get 'WELCOME' tattooed on your forehead if you're gonna be such a fucking doormat.
STAND UP FOR YOURSELF.
You don't have to be a dick but you also don't have to set yourself on fire to keep others warm!
STAND UP FOR YOURSELF.
You don't have to be a dick but you also don't have to set yourself on fire to keep others warm!
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December 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I stg, some people just let folks walk all over them. Go ahead & get 'WELCOME' tattooed on your forehead if you're gonna be such a fucking doormat.
STAND UP FOR YOURSELF.
You don't have to be a dick but you also don't have to set yourself on fire to keep others warm!
STAND UP FOR YOURSELF.
You don't have to be a dick but you also don't have to set yourself on fire to keep others warm!
So, yeah, Detroit put up a statue from a movie that came out almost 40 years ago for some damned reason.
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
So, yeah, Detroit put up a statue from a movie that came out almost 40 years ago for some damned reason.
Okay, hear me out...this game but it's on a men's room urinal. You put a row of those in a football stadium and I guarantee you double the amount of beer sold each game. You go to take a piss and you might win a teddy bear? Don't pretend that won't be a hit. 🤣
December 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Okay, hear me out...this game but it's on a men's room urinal. You put a row of those in a football stadium and I guarantee you double the amount of beer sold each game. You go to take a piss and you might win a teddy bear? Don't pretend that won't be a hit. 🤣
Just learned that this gesture is known as 'cocking a snook' and I need to lie down now.
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Just learned that this gesture is known as 'cocking a snook' and I need to lie down now.
I'm not sure if I even want to put up my tree this year. Kinda just want to ignore Christmas altogether.
November 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I'm not sure if I even want to put up my tree this year. Kinda just want to ignore Christmas altogether.
Have a happy Thanksgiving. Or at least a not terrible Thanksgiving. Strive for mediocre. Y'know what, have a Thanksgiving, that's it. No pressure.
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Have a happy Thanksgiving. Or at least a not terrible Thanksgiving. Strive for mediocre. Y'know what, have a Thanksgiving, that's it. No pressure.
How do blind people shop for groceries? Like, I get that they can use a guide dog or cane to find their way around the store but that's not gonna help them find what they want on the shelves. So what do they do?
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
How do blind people shop for groceries? Like, I get that they can use a guide dog or cane to find their way around the store but that's not gonna help them find what they want on the shelves. So what do they do?
I used to be a HUGE fan of WWE, watched Raw and Smackdown every single week. Even got the occasional pay-per-view. I still keep up with it online but I haven't watched in...15 years?
Might have to catch it tonight, though.
Might have to catch it tonight, though.
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November 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I used to be a HUGE fan of WWE, watched Raw and Smackdown every single week. Even got the occasional pay-per-view. I still keep up with it online but I haven't watched in...15 years?
Might have to catch it tonight, though.
Might have to catch it tonight, though.
I really hope that if and when the Republicans try to downplay this whole Bill Clinton blowjob thing that Monica Lewinsky gives them hell about it, y'know?
'Oh, NOW it's not a big deal, huh?!? You raggedy bitches sure as hell didn't think that way back in '98, didya?!'
'Oh, NOW it's not a big deal, huh?!? You raggedy bitches sure as hell didn't think that way back in '98, didya?!'
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I really hope that if and when the Republicans try to downplay this whole Bill Clinton blowjob thing that Monica Lewinsky gives them hell about it, y'know?
'Oh, NOW it's not a big deal, huh?!? You raggedy bitches sure as hell didn't think that way back in '98, didya?!'
'Oh, NOW it's not a big deal, huh?!? You raggedy bitches sure as hell didn't think that way back in '98, didya?!'
I still kinda want one.
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I still kinda want one.
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Let’s play a game called go fuck yourself.
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Let’s play a game called go fuck yourself.
I don't know who this Perry Menopause guy is but a lot of women are really pissed at him.
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November 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I don't know who this Perry Menopause guy is but a lot of women are really pissed at him.
Anyone who's still eating Raisin Bran in 2025 needs to be put on a goddamned watchlist.
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Anyone who's still eating Raisin Bran in 2025 needs to be put on a goddamned watchlist.
Idk, I just think life was better when fortune cookies had actual fortunes rather than meaningless platitudes and horrible advice.
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Idk, I just think life was better when fortune cookies had actual fortunes rather than meaningless platitudes and horrible advice.
Walnut and maple...jar? Vessel? Paperweight? Idfk what it is but that walnut is pretty! 5" x 5", linseed oil.
#woodworking #woodturning
#woodworking #woodturning
November 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Walnut and maple...jar? Vessel? Paperweight? Idfk what it is but that walnut is pretty! 5" x 5", linseed oil.
#woodworking #woodturning
#woodworking #woodturning
🎼Just a spoonful of sugar makes the heroin go down...🎶
or whatever Julie Andrews said
or whatever Julie Andrews said
October 31, 2025 at 4:21 AM
🎼Just a spoonful of sugar makes the heroin go down...🎶
or whatever Julie Andrews said
or whatever Julie Andrews said
