Paul NUFC
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Paul NUFC
@nufcpaul.bsky.social
I will mainly talk about Newcastle United, sometimes about games I play on the Xbox and occasionally about my animals.
Tom Brady struggling to grip tiny balls and open them up is incredibly embarrassing.
December 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
FIFA really vomit inducing cunts aren’t they. A fucking peace prize for a pedophile. Do fuck off.
December 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
That was excellent! Very fun watch and that big Nick finish was sublime.
FOUR GOALS AND THREE POINTS ON THE ROAD! 🙌🙌
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Red belly black snake
Kangaroo
Goanna
Fox
Humpback Whale
- fox
- Red squirrel
- stoat
- red deer
- grey seals
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild

- Hedgehog
- Toad
- Kingfisher
- Squirrel
- Fox
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Gearing up for a monumentally busy weekend. Last 3 days here and then back home. Cannot wait to see some snow, see my family, see home again.
November 21, 2025 at 9:56 AM
That’s some finish to the Scotland game. Ref clearly wanting a bit of drama playing forever.
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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This is a statement I received from a Epstein survivor who is a Jane Doe.

Share it widely.
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
14 days left in Australia means I can go from being pissed off at Newcastle United in the morning to being pissed off with them when I go to bed.
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Nick Pope!

Also I assume Gordon will drop out of the squad based on his bad hip.
November 7, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I’ve been playing the new FM26 and whilst it obviously a very big step forward there’s a few clumsy issues with the U, and after 2 years of development they still haven’t fixed penalties, which is quite annoying.
November 7, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Absolutely mental how much curl he’s got on that.
Behind the goal version
#nufc
November 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I’ve missed watching Lewis Hall play football. Kid just has it doesn’t he. So calm under pressure, great feet, and can pick a pass.
November 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Someone needs to have a word with Elanga. You don’t need to run at 100% speed all of the time.
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Our passing, again, has been absolutely wank. What the hell has happened to us?

Also that was some header by Burn! Getting that much curl on it with your forehead is some form of wizardry.
November 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I have to say I am absolutely not surprised that the first one ushered out of the door by the new boss was Peter Silverstone.

He has been a flop and has missed open goal sponsorship deals. The APT rules did not stop him getting some of the easiest deals to do, done.
November 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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Club update by wor flags
November 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
November 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
4 more weeks and I’ll be back in England. I’m really looking forward to some cold weather, it’s been a while.
October 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Wow we got super lucky there. Our passing was Sunday league standard at times.
The referee, again, was absolutely embarrassing. An awful awful “performance”.
3 points and we move on.
October 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Perfection
October 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Jesus Christ that is just an astonishing goal by us.
October 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Dodgy Benfica penalty incoming by the way. This ref absolutely hates us doesn’t he.
October 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
What a goal that is by the way!
October 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I mean, that’s a penalty right? Literally holding onto Bruno?
October 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM