Paul NUFC
@nufcpaul.bsky.social
I will mainly talk about Newcastle United, sometimes about games I play on the Xbox and occasionally about my animals.
Tom Brady struggling to grip tiny balls and open them up is incredibly embarrassing.
December 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Tom Brady struggling to grip tiny balls and open them up is incredibly embarrassing.
FIFA really vomit inducing cunts aren’t they. A fucking peace prize for a pedophile. Do fuck off.
December 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
FIFA really vomit inducing cunts aren’t they. A fucking peace prize for a pedophile. Do fuck off.
That was excellent! Very fun watch and that big Nick finish was sublime.
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
That was excellent! Very fun watch and that big Nick finish was sublime.
Red belly black snake
Kangaroo
Goanna
Fox
Humpback Whale
Kangaroo
Goanna
Fox
Humpback Whale
- fox
- Red squirrel
- stoat
- red deer
- grey seals
- Red squirrel
- stoat
- red deer
- grey seals
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild
- Hedgehog
- Toad
- Kingfisher
- Squirrel
- Fox
- Hedgehog
- Toad
- Kingfisher
- Squirrel
- Fox
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Red belly black snake
Kangaroo
Goanna
Fox
Humpback Whale
Kangaroo
Goanna
Fox
Humpback Whale
It’s the infamous helicopter celebration.
What Sandro Tonali plans to do if he scores for Newcastle United against Manchester City on Saturday
https://nufcfeed.com/what-sandro-tonali-plans-to-do-if-he-scores-for-newcastle-united-against-manchester-city-on-saturday-1701990 #NUFC
https://nufcfeed.com/what-sandro-tonali-plans-to-do-if-he-scores-for-newcastle-united-against-manchester-city-on-saturday-1701990 #NUFC
What Sandro Tonali plans to do if he scores for Newcastle United against Manchester City on Saturday | NUFC Feed
Newcastle United midfielder Sandro Tonali will go up against his Italy teammate Gianluigi Donnarumma on Saturday when Manchester City come to town.
nufcfeed.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
It’s the infamous helicopter celebration.
Gearing up for a monumentally busy weekend. Last 3 days here and then back home. Cannot wait to see some snow, see my family, see home again.
November 21, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Gearing up for a monumentally busy weekend. Last 3 days here and then back home. Cannot wait to see some snow, see my family, see home again.
That’s some finish to the Scotland game. Ref clearly wanting a bit of drama playing forever.
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
That’s some finish to the Scotland game. Ref clearly wanting a bit of drama playing forever.
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This is a statement I received from a Epstein survivor who is a Jane Doe.
Share it widely.
Share it widely.
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This is a statement I received from a Epstein survivor who is a Jane Doe.
Share it widely.
Share it widely.
14 days left in Australia means I can go from being pissed off at Newcastle United in the morning to being pissed off with them when I go to bed.
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 AM
14 days left in Australia means I can go from being pissed off at Newcastle United in the morning to being pissed off with them when I go to bed.
Nick Pope!
Also I assume Gordon will drop out of the squad based on his bad hip.
Also I assume Gordon will drop out of the squad based on his bad hip.
November 7, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Nick Pope!
Also I assume Gordon will drop out of the squad based on his bad hip.
Also I assume Gordon will drop out of the squad based on his bad hip.
I’ve been playing the new FM26 and whilst it obviously a very big step forward there’s a few clumsy issues with the U, and after 2 years of development they still haven’t fixed penalties, which is quite annoying.
November 7, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I’ve been playing the new FM26 and whilst it obviously a very big step forward there’s a few clumsy issues with the U, and after 2 years of development they still haven’t fixed penalties, which is quite annoying.
Absolutely mental how much curl he’s got on that.
Behind the goal version
#nufc
#nufc
November 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Absolutely mental how much curl he’s got on that.
I’ve missed watching Lewis Hall play football. Kid just has it doesn’t he. So calm under pressure, great feet, and can pick a pass.
November 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I’ve missed watching Lewis Hall play football. Kid just has it doesn’t he. So calm under pressure, great feet, and can pick a pass.
Someone needs to have a word with Elanga. You don’t need to run at 100% speed all of the time.
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Someone needs to have a word with Elanga. You don’t need to run at 100% speed all of the time.
Our passing, again, has been absolutely wank. What the hell has happened to us?
Also that was some header by Burn! Getting that much curl on it with your forehead is some form of wizardry.
Also that was some header by Burn! Getting that much curl on it with your forehead is some form of wizardry.
November 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Our passing, again, has been absolutely wank. What the hell has happened to us?
Also that was some header by Burn! Getting that much curl on it with your forehead is some form of wizardry.
Also that was some header by Burn! Getting that much curl on it with your forehead is some form of wizardry.
I have to say I am absolutely not surprised that the first one ushered out of the door by the new boss was Peter Silverstone.
He has been a flop and has missed open goal sponsorship deals. The APT rules did not stop him getting some of the easiest deals to do, done.
He has been a flop and has missed open goal sponsorship deals. The APT rules did not stop him getting some of the easiest deals to do, done.
November 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I have to say I am absolutely not surprised that the first one ushered out of the door by the new boss was Peter Silverstone.
He has been a flop and has missed open goal sponsorship deals. The APT rules did not stop him getting some of the easiest deals to do, done.
He has been a flop and has missed open goal sponsorship deals. The APT rules did not stop him getting some of the easiest deals to do, done.
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Club update by wor flags
November 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Club update by wor flags
4 more weeks and I’ll be back in England. I’m really looking forward to some cold weather, it’s been a while.
October 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
4 more weeks and I’ll be back in England. I’m really looking forward to some cold weather, it’s been a while.
Wow we got super lucky there. Our passing was Sunday league standard at times.
The referee, again, was absolutely embarrassing. An awful awful “performance”.
3 points and we move on.
The referee, again, was absolutely embarrassing. An awful awful “performance”.
3 points and we move on.
October 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Wow we got super lucky there. Our passing was Sunday league standard at times.
The referee, again, was absolutely embarrassing. An awful awful “performance”.
3 points and we move on.
The referee, again, was absolutely embarrassing. An awful awful “performance”.
3 points and we move on.
Perfection
October 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Perfection
Jesus Christ that is just an astonishing goal by us.
October 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Jesus Christ that is just an astonishing goal by us.
Dodgy Benfica penalty incoming by the way. This ref absolutely hates us doesn’t he.
October 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Dodgy Benfica penalty incoming by the way. This ref absolutely hates us doesn’t he.
What a goal that is by the way!
October 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
What a goal that is by the way!
I mean, that’s a penalty right? Literally holding onto Bruno?
October 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I mean, that’s a penalty right? Literally holding onto Bruno?