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Todd Sideways - 2%
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He/Him. Free me from the shackles of my car and let me take a bus dammit
Arsène Lupin strikes again
October 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Deleting Facebook actually felt so good. I barely used it anyway but whenever I had to interact with it I was always stunned by how much slop is on there.
September 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Conservative Fascist cockroaches hate the taste of their own lead.
September 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
They way i only like silly little videos on tiktok and the algorithm responds by say "wow you must really want videos on gaza" " I can tell based on the video of a cat falling off a dresser that your really craving that genocidal flavor to savor"
July 16, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Time to go to work in the shit factory!
June 19, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Baseball would become the most watch sport in the US again if they let the dugouts clear out and they beat the shit out of eachother again I swear.
June 19, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Everytime some tells me to "stay safe" i feel 5% less safe like safe from what? Is someone out there causing harm? A bear perhaps?
May 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
The Maple leafs hate to see Brad Marchand in game 7 no matter the context
May 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
If you dont like baseball your a fascist simple as that
May 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I want to ride my bike to work so bad but my city genuinely would rather a person just get run over than provide safe biking infrastructure
April 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Tim, looking at google image photos of uncle o’grimacey: “I hate this”
February 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I think its really fucked up theres been 4 plane crashes the lear i have to take my first plane ride. Not very cash money
February 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
20 days later Im here to report infact exercise rules
February 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I swear to god if trump fucks with my ability to listen to NPR and watch PBS ill go genuinely ape shit
February 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The only good nazi is a dead nazi
a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a building and says `` and i want my scalps '' .
ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a building and says `` and i want my scalps '' .
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Exercising sucks wth
January 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Id pay a million dollars to not hear merry Christmas anymore and weve still got 5 days of this left
December 20, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Time for that classic period of New England winter where lifetime residence are shocked by how cold it is for some fuckin reason.
December 20, 2024 at 5:42 PM
You can always tell when someone says merry Christmas for political reasons cause they say it with a weird amount of disdain
December 20, 2024 at 5:04 PM
a baby is crying while sitting in a stadium .
ALT: a baby is crying while sitting in a stadium .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2024 at 12:49 PM
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When someone tells you they want to swallow your entire dick BELIEVE THEM
December 4, 2024 at 2:06 PM
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Time to go to work in the shit factory!
December 2, 2024 at 5:23 AM
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I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.
November 30, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Its so sad. SO fucking sad to watch conservatives shoot themselves in the foot OVER and OVER again. They often have the same economic goals as liberals but are so self serving theyd rather save their money than contribute to their community
November 28, 2024 at 6:57 PM
If they simply realized the problem is their refusal to participate in the local economy instead of buying cheap chinese dropshipped good. Maybe the local business would be able to reduce prices because they were selling in the volume to make up for it.
November 28, 2024 at 6:57 PM