“Existential Dread” is my middle name
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Null Device, Klack, Mayors of Nothing, Edgecase Development Corp, Submersible Studios. Music guy, food nerd, reasonably competent mastering engineer.
Reposted by “Existential Dread” is my middle name
There was a brief period in 1990 when I would confuse Gerardo and Geraldo.
January 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
There was a brief period in 1990 when I would confuse Gerardo and Geraldo.
I bet the FX team for “Fallout” has someone whose main job is digitally editing out Walton Goggins’ nose.
December 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I bet the FX team for “Fallout” has someone whose main job is digitally editing out Walton Goggins’ nose.
For some reason this morning I started thinking about the worst job interviews I’ve had over my career. Most were fine, a couple were real doozies (a thread)
December 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
For some reason this morning I started thinking about the worst job interviews I’ve had over my career. Most were fine, a couple were real doozies (a thread)
The biggest unsung hero of the music industry is prefab melamine shelving.
December 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The biggest unsung hero of the music industry is prefab melamine shelving.
Dear people who make scented home products,
Calm the fuck down. I don’t need “tropical sunset” or “toasted vanilla cafe.” What happened to straightforward stuff like “lemon” or “lavender?”
I’m buying laundry detergent to wash my underpants, FFS. Let’s not get prosaic here.
Calm the fuck down. I don’t need “tropical sunset” or “toasted vanilla cafe.” What happened to straightforward stuff like “lemon” or “lavender?”
I’m buying laundry detergent to wash my underpants, FFS. Let’s not get prosaic here.
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Dear people who make scented home products,
Calm the fuck down. I don’t need “tropical sunset” or “toasted vanilla cafe.” What happened to straightforward stuff like “lemon” or “lavender?”
I’m buying laundry detergent to wash my underpants, FFS. Let’s not get prosaic here.
Calm the fuck down. I don’t need “tropical sunset” or “toasted vanilla cafe.” What happened to straightforward stuff like “lemon” or “lavender?”
I’m buying laundry detergent to wash my underpants, FFS. Let’s not get prosaic here.
I guess we’ll know in 466 years if Gil Gerard is actually just pulling the greatest method acting in history.
December 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I guess we’ll know in 466 years if Gil Gerard is actually just pulling the greatest method acting in history.
I’ve reached that point in my life where I know what day it is based entirely on what pills I have to take
December 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I’ve reached that point in my life where I know what day it is based entirely on what pills I have to take
Okay this Dubai chocolate fad is out of control
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Okay this Dubai chocolate fad is out of control
*spittake*
hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
*spittake*
Cmon kids, let’s gather around the campfire and share our favorite scary LLM prompts!
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Cmon kids, let’s gather around the campfire and share our favorite scary LLM prompts!
This is a stellar tape-style saturator plugin, and for the next few days it’s under $5.
purafied.com/products/pur...
purafied.com/products/pur...
Purafied 5420
The Purafied 5420 is a dual-engine harmonic tone machine delivering real analog energy. You don’t want another plugin that “warms things up.” You want the feeling. The lift. The glue that makes a mix ...
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December 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
This is a stellar tape-style saturator plugin, and for the next few days it’s under $5.
purafied.com/products/pur...
purafied.com/products/pur...
One of the fun parts of middle age that nobody tells you about is that every morning you wake up and a different part of your back hurts. So it’s a fun little surprise!
You can make a game of guessing where it will hurt tomorrow!
You can make a game of guessing where it will hurt tomorrow!
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
One of the fun parts of middle age that nobody tells you about is that every morning you wake up and a different part of your back hurts. So it’s a fun little surprise!
You can make a game of guessing where it will hurt tomorrow!
You can make a game of guessing where it will hurt tomorrow!
Why is there a bay leaf in my shoe?
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Why is there a bay leaf in my shoe?
I just got unreasonably angry at a commercial for eggs.
A smiling grandmother is showing her apple faced grandchildren how to scramble eggs.
BUT! In the next scene, they’re eating fried eggs.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SCRAMBLED EGGS?!?
I hope someone got fired for that blunder.
A smiling grandmother is showing her apple faced grandchildren how to scramble eggs.
BUT! In the next scene, they’re eating fried eggs.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SCRAMBLED EGGS?!?
I hope someone got fired for that blunder.
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I just got unreasonably angry at a commercial for eggs.
A smiling grandmother is showing her apple faced grandchildren how to scramble eggs.
BUT! In the next scene, they’re eating fried eggs.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SCRAMBLED EGGS?!?
I hope someone got fired for that blunder.
A smiling grandmother is showing her apple faced grandchildren how to scramble eggs.
BUT! In the next scene, they’re eating fried eggs.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SCRAMBLED EGGS?!?
I hope someone got fired for that blunder.
I just had a positively revelatory vegetarian mapo dofu. Good hit of Sichuan peppercorn, nicely rich and saucy.
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I just had a positively revelatory vegetarian mapo dofu. Good hit of Sichuan peppercorn, nicely rich and saucy.
Because of the people running the companies and the methods used to develop modern artificial intelligence, I think humanity will eventually be driven extinct by being excessively annoyed to death by our AI overlords.
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Because of the people running the companies and the methods used to develop modern artificial intelligence, I think humanity will eventually be driven extinct by being excessively annoyed to death by our AI overlords.
I first got really into Underworld 30+ years ago, dancing my brains out to “Cowgirl” at the campus club.
Every time they’ve played in the states, I’ve had to miss them because of various obligations etc.
I FINALLY rectified that this past weekend, flying to Denver to catch them.
100% Worth it.
Every time they’ve played in the states, I’ve had to miss them because of various obligations etc.
I FINALLY rectified that this past weekend, flying to Denver to catch them.
100% Worth it.
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I first got really into Underworld 30+ years ago, dancing my brains out to “Cowgirl” at the campus club.
Every time they’ve played in the states, I’ve had to miss them because of various obligations etc.
I FINALLY rectified that this past weekend, flying to Denver to catch them.
100% Worth it.
Every time they’ve played in the states, I’ve had to miss them because of various obligations etc.
I FINALLY rectified that this past weekend, flying to Denver to catch them.
100% Worth it.
With the 50th annivesay of the loss if the ship being today, this past weekend I got kind of obsessed with trying to cover the haunting Lightfootballad as a synth dance track; make it a club banger without making it cheesy or disrespectful.
klack.bandcamp.com/album/the-wr...

klack.bandcamp.com/album/the-wr...

The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald, by klack
2 track album
klack.bandcamp.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
With the 50th annivesay of the loss if the ship being today, this past weekend I got kind of obsessed with trying to cover the haunting Lightfootballad as a synth dance track; make it a club banger without making it cheesy or disrespectful.
klack.bandcamp.com/album/the-wr...

klack.bandcamp.com/album/the-wr...

Thank you to everyone who reached out about Winston. It means a lot.
He’d have loved it that hundreds of people he’d never met just told him he’s a good and handsome boy. He’d put on his silly cat grin and cheerfully headbutt each and every one of you.
He had a small cat brain, but a giant heart.
He’d have loved it that hundreds of people he’d never met just told him he’s a good and handsome boy. He’d put on his silly cat grin and cheerfully headbutt each and every one of you.
He had a small cat brain, but a giant heart.
November 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Thank you to everyone who reached out about Winston. It means a lot.
He’d have loved it that hundreds of people he’d never met just told him he’s a good and handsome boy. He’d put on his silly cat grin and cheerfully headbutt each and every one of you.
He had a small cat brain, but a giant heart.
He’d have loved it that hundreds of people he’d never met just told him he’s a good and handsome boy. He’d put on his silly cat grin and cheerfully headbutt each and every one of you.
He had a small cat brain, but a giant heart.
Reposted by “Existential Dread” is my middle name
Halloween from
Down Under
I love Kangaroos
Just had to share
(sound up) 🎃🤣
Down Under
I love Kangaroos
Just had to share
(sound up) 🎃🤣
October 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Halloween from
Down Under
I love Kangaroos
Just had to share
(sound up) 🎃🤣
Down Under
I love Kangaroos
Just had to share
(sound up) 🎃🤣
Rest peacefully, my sweet little buddy. I’ll love you always.
Winston Oehler: 2012-2025
Winston Oehler: 2012-2025
October 31, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Rest peacefully, my sweet little buddy. I’ll love you always.
Winston Oehler: 2012-2025
Winston Oehler: 2012-2025
“Eric, are there any things that might suggest you’re a basic white Midwestern guy?”
October 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
“Eric, are there any things that might suggest you’re a basic white Midwestern guy?”
New Null Device single. We’re not subtle.
nulldevice.bandcamp.com/track/the-wo...
Proceeds to @ccrjustice.org
nulldevice.bandcamp.com/track/the-wo...
Proceeds to @ccrjustice.org
October 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
New Null Device single. We’re not subtle.
nulldevice.bandcamp.com/track/the-wo...
Proceeds to @ccrjustice.org
nulldevice.bandcamp.com/track/the-wo...
Proceeds to @ccrjustice.org
Call a theoretical physicist; something weird happens to time when you get a leg cramp in the middle of the night. It stretches out for hours localized to my calf but only seconds pass elsewhere. It’s a twin paradox that makes me walk funny in the morning.
September 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Call a theoretical physicist; something weird happens to time when you get a leg cramp in the middle of the night. It stretches out for hours localized to my calf but only seconds pass elsewhere. It’s a twin paradox that makes me walk funny in the morning.