Null Verba
@nulliusnverba.bsky.social
Only my late mother called me Nullius.
Benson Honeydew is far more terrifying than Alf.
February 14, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Benson Honeydew is far more terrifying than Alf.
I know Feng shui?
February 6, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I know Feng shui?
Quarreling with your partner over how the new vet has the gall to charge extra to collect a urine sample?
Expensive.
-vs-
Finding out your partner was only *assuming* the vet charged extra, but let yesterday's 100% unnecessary fight rage on without ever revealing their assumption?
Priceless.
Expensive.
-vs-
Finding out your partner was only *assuming* the vet charged extra, but let yesterday's 100% unnecessary fight rage on without ever revealing their assumption?
Priceless.
February 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Quarreling with your partner over how the new vet has the gall to charge extra to collect a urine sample?
Expensive.
-vs-
Finding out your partner was only *assuming* the vet charged extra, but let yesterday's 100% unnecessary fight rage on without ever revealing their assumption?
Priceless.
Expensive.
-vs-
Finding out your partner was only *assuming* the vet charged extra, but let yesterday's 100% unnecessary fight rage on without ever revealing their assumption?
Priceless.
Moving from one husk to others ...
Tomatillos, husked. Two pounds (-/+) to make the chili verde. At least one fresh jalapeño seeded, etc.
Taste-tester described the dish as "bright yet warm" and then smothered it in cheese.
Tomatillos, husked. Two pounds (-/+) to make the chili verde. At least one fresh jalapeño seeded, etc.
Taste-tester described the dish as "bright yet warm" and then smothered it in cheese.
January 31, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Moving from one husk to others ...
Tomatillos, husked. Two pounds (-/+) to make the chili verde. At least one fresh jalapeño seeded, etc.
Taste-tester described the dish as "bright yet warm" and then smothered it in cheese.
Tomatillos, husked. Two pounds (-/+) to make the chili verde. At least one fresh jalapeño seeded, etc.
Taste-tester described the dish as "bright yet warm" and then smothered it in cheese.
Someone (else) in the house is watching a show called The Beauty, which is apparently about people being terrorized by some villainous dude wearing a hard-boiled egg slicer as a monocle.
Which immediately sent me to this ...
Which immediately sent me to this ...
January 29, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Someone (else) in the house is watching a show called The Beauty, which is apparently about people being terrorized by some villainous dude wearing a hard-boiled egg slicer as a monocle.
Which immediately sent me to this ...
Which immediately sent me to this ...
"We don't doooOOOooo pronouns! Blech! Ptooey!"
-vs-
Reverential capitalization of the 'h' in 'He/Him' since some time in the 19th century.
-vs-
Reverential capitalization of the 'h' in 'He/Him' since some time in the 19th century.
January 26, 2026 at 4:21 PM
"We don't doooOOOooo pronouns! Blech! Ptooey!"
-vs-
Reverential capitalization of the 'h' in 'He/Him' since some time in the 19th century.
-vs-
Reverential capitalization of the 'h' in 'He/Him' since some time in the 19th century.
Sobering Thought for the (Who) Dey:
The Steelers, Ravens, and Browns have yet to interview the head coach that the Bengals will lose the AFC North to next year.
The Steelers, Ravens, and Browns have yet to interview the head coach that the Bengals will lose the AFC North to next year.
January 16, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Sobering Thought for the (Who) Dey:
The Steelers, Ravens, and Browns have yet to interview the head coach that the Bengals will lose the AFC North to next year.
The Steelers, Ravens, and Browns have yet to interview the head coach that the Bengals will lose the AFC North to next year.
"Used" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
January 16, 2026 at 1:05 PM
"Used" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
Nobody knows more about protecting the ball bigly than C.J. Stroud does.
January 13, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Nobody knows more about protecting the ball bigly than C.J. Stroud does.
The Clientele.
I Am Not There Anymore.
Or, What It Might've Sounded Like If Horrible Stumper Had Unexpectedly Left Her Copy of 'Actung Baby' with Great-Uncle Magnus Pringle?
...
Top notch throughout.
All sorts of twists and turns.
'Blue Over Blue' is an early favorite.
All I ever do is rave.
I Am Not There Anymore.
Or, What It Might've Sounded Like If Horrible Stumper Had Unexpectedly Left Her Copy of 'Actung Baby' with Great-Uncle Magnus Pringle?
...
Top notch throughout.
All sorts of twists and turns.
'Blue Over Blue' is an early favorite.
All I ever do is rave.
January 13, 2026 at 1:55 AM
The Clientele.
I Am Not There Anymore.
Or, What It Might've Sounded Like If Horrible Stumper Had Unexpectedly Left Her Copy of 'Actung Baby' with Great-Uncle Magnus Pringle?
...
Top notch throughout.
All sorts of twists and turns.
'Blue Over Blue' is an early favorite.
All I ever do is rave.
I Am Not There Anymore.
Or, What It Might've Sounded Like If Horrible Stumper Had Unexpectedly Left Her Copy of 'Actung Baby' with Great-Uncle Magnus Pringle?
...
Top notch throughout.
All sorts of twists and turns.
'Blue Over Blue' is an early favorite.
All I ever do is rave.
Call me old-fashioned, but I'll ALWAYS punt on 4th down deep in my own side of the field down 3-14 in the first half.
January 11, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Call me old-fashioned, but I'll ALWAYS punt on 4th down deep in my own side of the field down 3-14 in the first half.
Two most recent Near Meal Objects (Ramsey 122826 and Child 122826) with orbits that nearly put them into the latest pot of stewed Great Northern Beans.
This (g)astronomer sorts most scrupulously, however.
Tragedy averted.
This (g)astronomer sorts most scrupulously, however.
Tragedy averted.
December 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Two most recent Near Meal Objects (Ramsey 122826 and Child 122826) with orbits that nearly put them into the latest pot of stewed Great Northern Beans.
This (g)astronomer sorts most scrupulously, however.
Tragedy averted.
This (g)astronomer sorts most scrupulously, however.
Tragedy averted.
New Xmas Tradition:
Opening up all the windows and letting the balmy late December air freshen up the house.
Opening up all the windows and letting the balmy late December air freshen up the house.
December 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
New Xmas Tradition:
Opening up all the windows and letting the balmy late December air freshen up the house.
Opening up all the windows and letting the balmy late December air freshen up the house.
Ol' Doink Butker! At it agin'!
December 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Ol' Doink Butker! At it agin'!
Not a burrahobbit. A hobburrito.
December 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Not a burrahobbit. A hobburrito.
Now listing at $75.37 on a ubiquitous big box retailer's website.
Plus tacks, of course.
Plus tacks, of course.
November 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Now listing at $75.37 on a ubiquitous big box retailer's website.
Plus tacks, of course.
Plus tacks, of course.
Udo Kier died?
I'll be vomiting gratuitously for the next five minut--
I'll be vomiting gratuitously for the next five minut--
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Udo Kier died?
I'll be vomiting gratuitously for the next five minut--
I'll be vomiting gratuitously for the next five minut--
Reposted by Null Verba
A quiet day at the shelter. No one has shown any interest in adopting MELIA. Its now 796 days. 😭 Please don't let it hit day 1000. The goal was to find her a peaceful adult only home by Thanksgiving. No dogs. Cats are ok. 🤞 Help this dog out! Repost / adopt 😩
💻[email protected]
☎️516.785.5220
💻[email protected]
☎️516.785.5220
November 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
A quiet day at the shelter. No one has shown any interest in adopting MELIA. Its now 796 days. 😭 Please don't let it hit day 1000. The goal was to find her a peaceful adult only home by Thanksgiving. No dogs. Cats are ok. 🤞 Help this dog out! Repost / adopt 😩
💻[email protected]
☎️516.785.5220
💻[email protected]
☎️516.785.5220