Null Verba
@nulliusnverba.bsky.social
Only my late mother called me Nullius.
The letters wear off with time ... and you end up with old nappers.
December 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The letters wear off with time ... and you end up with old nappers.
Go Spoken Word, Go!
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Go Spoken Word, Go!
I keep meaning to pick up a Robert Sapolsky title ... but my lack of free will is making it impossible.
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I keep meaning to pick up a Robert Sapolsky title ... but my lack of free will is making it impossible.
Pistachio Nougat! On Mars! I knew it!
All the other confectioners at Palomar Observatory said I was deranged.
All the other confectioners at Palomar Observatory said I was deranged.
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Pistachio Nougat! On Mars! I knew it!
All the other confectioners at Palomar Observatory said I was deranged.
All the other confectioners at Palomar Observatory said I was deranged.
It defied the bookies and went the distance instead of dropping in the 3rd like everybody agreed.
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
It defied the bookies and went the distance instead of dropping in the 3rd like everybody agreed.
It simply had to be done.
December 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It simply had to be done.
"mY NaMe Is eLmEr FuDd. I oWn A mAnSiOn aNd A yAcHt."
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
"mY NaMe Is eLmEr FuDd. I oWn A mAnSiOn aNd A yAcHt."
Exile On Main Stree--
Wait. No.
That album rips and fucks.
But zero slaps.
Sorry. I should've known better. The Stones were more "smack" than "slap" at that stage anyway.
Wait. No.
That album rips and fucks.
But zero slaps.
Sorry. I should've known better. The Stones were more "smack" than "slap" at that stage anyway.
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Exile On Main Stree--
Wait. No.
That album rips and fucks.
But zero slaps.
Sorry. I should've known better. The Stones were more "smack" than "slap" at that stage anyway.
Wait. No.
That album rips and fucks.
But zero slaps.
Sorry. I should've known better. The Stones were more "smack" than "slap" at that stage anyway.
"Moist" is rendered harmless as a cake-related word, right? It is utilized conspicuously in that capacity.
So.
Pink Hairy Squat Lobster Cake it is.
So.
Pink Hairy Squat Lobster Cake it is.
December 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"Moist" is rendered harmless as a cake-related word, right? It is utilized conspicuously in that capacity.
So.
Pink Hairy Squat Lobster Cake it is.
So.
Pink Hairy Squat Lobster Cake it is.
Pink.
Hairy.
Squat.
Lobster.
:::shudder:::
Hairy.
Squat.
Lobster.
:::shudder:::
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Pink.
Hairy.
Squat.
Lobster.
:::shudder:::
Hairy.
Squat.
Lobster.
:::shudder:::
Claim: Theism assures us there's no unhappiness in heaven.
Question: Yes, but is there FUN in heaven?
Answer: Theism assures us there's no unhappiness in heaven.
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Isn't apologetics inspiring?
Question: Yes, but is there FUN in heaven?
Answer: Theism assures us there's no unhappiness in heaven.
...
Isn't apologetics inspiring?
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Claim: Theism assures us there's no unhappiness in heaven.
Question: Yes, but is there FUN in heaven?
Answer: Theism assures us there's no unhappiness in heaven.
...
Isn't apologetics inspiring?
Question: Yes, but is there FUN in heaven?
Answer: Theism assures us there's no unhappiness in heaven.
...
Isn't apologetics inspiring?
Is it _really_ a Christmas print?
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Is it _really_ a Christmas print?
The Wedding Present's cover of "Falling" is also an outstanding thing.
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The Wedding Present's cover of "Falling" is also an outstanding thing.
"This creepy quarterback?"
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"This creepy quarterback?"
The Great French Bake Off
Hosted by Bernard-Henri Lévy, Audrey Tautou, and the dude from Welcome to Julian.
Hosted by Bernard-Henri Lévy, Audrey Tautou, and the dude from Welcome to Julian.
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The Great French Bake Off
Hosted by Bernard-Henri Lévy, Audrey Tautou, and the dude from Welcome to Julian.
Hosted by Bernard-Henri Lévy, Audrey Tautou, and the dude from Welcome to Julian.
Good. Don't think of it as upselling. Think of it as merely "making a suggestion."
& don't worry if you don't offer 3 times like we said in training.
There's a probationary period for new hires, and we review every customer contact for feedback purposes before you're allowed on the floor.
& don't worry if you don't offer 3 times like we said in training.
There's a probationary period for new hires, and we review every customer contact for feedback purposes before you're allowed on the floor.
December 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Good. Don't think of it as upselling. Think of it as merely "making a suggestion."
& don't worry if you don't offer 3 times like we said in training.
There's a probationary period for new hires, and we review every customer contact for feedback purposes before you're allowed on the floor.
& don't worry if you don't offer 3 times like we said in training.
There's a probationary period for new hires, and we review every customer contact for feedback purposes before you're allowed on the floor.
"The character died because Star Wars was astronomically more profitable than anyone expected. That's why."
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"The character died because Star Wars was astronomically more profitable than anyone expected. That's why."
You are invited to note that the upselling in the cartoon *precedes* his order.
Thanks, though.
Thanks, though.
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You are invited to note that the upselling in the cartoon *precedes* his order.
Thanks, though.
Thanks, though.
Hadn't Danny DeVito already dabbled in stories involving genetics?
...
Twins came out in 1988.
Gattaca was from 1997.
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Twins came out in 1988.
Gattaca was from 1997.
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Hadn't Danny DeVito already dabbled in stories involving genetics?
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Twins came out in 1988.
Gattaca was from 1997.
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Twins came out in 1988.
Gattaca was from 1997.
I find it impossible to believe the assertion that nobody ever tried to upsell somebody something in the entire history of the world.
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I find it impossible to believe the assertion that nobody ever tried to upsell somebody something in the entire history of the world.