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Only my late mother called me Nullius.
December 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The letters wear off with time ... and you end up with old nappers.
December 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Go Spoken Word, Go!
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I keep meaning to pick up a Robert Sapolsky title ... but my lack of free will is making it impossible.
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Pistachio Nougat! On Mars! I knew it!

All the other confectioners at Palomar Observatory said I was deranged.
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
It defied the bookies and went the distance instead of dropping in the 3rd like everybody agreed.
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
It simply had to be done.
December 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"mY NaMe Is eLmEr FuDd. I oWn A mAnSiOn aNd A yAcHt."
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Exile On Main Stree--

Wait. No.

That album rips and fucks.

But zero slaps.

Sorry. I should've known better. The Stones were more "smack" than "slap" at that stage anyway.
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
"Moist" is rendered harmless as a cake-related word, right? It is utilized conspicuously in that capacity.

So.

Pink Hairy Squat Lobster Cake it is.
December 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Pink.
Hairy.
Squat.
Lobster.

:::shudder:::
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Claim: Theism assures us there's no unhappiness in heaven.

Question: Yes, but is there FUN in heaven?

Answer: Theism assures us there's no unhappiness in heaven.

...

Isn't apologetics inspiring?
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Is it _really_ a Christmas print?
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The Wedding Present's cover of "Falling" is also an outstanding thing.
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"This creepy quarterback?"
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The Great French Bake Off

Hosted by Bernard-Henri Lévy, Audrey Tautou, and the dude from Welcome to Julian.
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Good. Don't think of it as upselling. Think of it as merely "making a suggestion."

& don't worry if you don't offer 3 times like we said in training.

There's a probationary period for new hires, and we review every customer contact for feedback purposes before you're allowed on the floor.
December 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Ooh! A lamp?
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"The character died because Star Wars was astronomically more profitable than anyone expected. That's why."
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
You are invited to note that the upselling in the cartoon *precedes* his order.

Thanks, though.
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Hadn't Danny DeVito already dabbled in stories involving genetics?

...

Twins came out in 1988.

Gattaca was from 1997.
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Do tell.
December 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
December 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I find it impossible to believe the assertion that nobody ever tried to upsell somebody something in the entire history of the world.
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM