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Howard Nutlick
@nutlick.bsky.social
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United States Secretary of Commerce, Olympic-level dumbass. “That fucking dumbass.” "Straining the bounds of propriety," daily. Parody?
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Howard Nutlick @nutlick.bsky.social · Jun 20
That's what I love about these TRADE DEALS, man. I get older, they stay TWO WEEKS AWAY.
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Howard Nutlick @nutlick.bsky.social · 9h
Our Department of WAR strategy is straight out of the classic Sun Tzu text, “Art of the War: Neg the Military by Not Paying Them and Deploy Them Against Their Friends and Family.“

Classic work.
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Howard Nutlick @nutlick.bsky.social · 11h
Send the NATIONAL GUARD to [the] CHICAGO [SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS]
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Howard Nutlick @nutlick.bsky.social · 11h
Yes, if we subsume every new customer of China’s, we cannot lose GDP
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Howard Nutlick @nutlick.bsky.social · 1d
I too am shooketh
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Howard Nutlick @nutlick.bsky.social · 3d
Department of Education DEMANDS that COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY CHANGES ITS NAME, as part of a settlement with this administration, to CASTLE WOLFENSTEIN

Because still we care greatly about antisemitism.
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Howard Nutlick @nutlick.bsky.social · 3d
Who’s going to Reichstag Fire Island this year?
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Howard Nutlick @nutlick.bsky.social · 3d
Chat, should we clone Hitler?
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 3d
Jack Posobiec explicitly says that "Antifa" dates back to the Weimar Republic, explicitly acknowledging that this administration is opposed to those who resisted the arrival of Adolf Hitler in Power.
A screenshot of C-Span showing Jack Posobiec speaking during a panel on "Antifa."
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Howard Nutlick @nutlick.bsky.social · 5d
America‘s ISIS
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Howard Nutlick @nutlick.bsky.social · 5d
They are going DAVID ATTENBOROUGH on ICE, which we all know is a WAR CRIME
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 5d
"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"
a guy in a frog costume standing facing a line of police and ICE agents in Portland
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Howard Nutlick @nutlick.bsky.social · 5d
Vampires sleep during the day.
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Howard Nutlick @nutlick.bsky.social · 5d
WHO INSURRECTIONS THE INSURRECTIONISTS
a person standing on a railing with lightning strikes behind them
Alt: Watchmen character Rorschach standing on a railing with lightning strikes behind them
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Howard Nutlick @nutlick.bsky.social · 5d
Yes. It could raise issues. COULD. EXCELLENT CONJECTURE.
NYT JOKE HEADLINE
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Howard Nutlick @nutlick.bsky.social · 5d
Hamas has been fine. This is the official policy of this administration now.
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Howard Nutlick @nutlick.bsky.social · 5d
“In terms of medical, in terms of medical costs, in terms of knowledge, it's basically information. And information at a level that nobody thought possible before. So we'll see.”

Yes.
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Howard Nutlick @nutlick.bsky.social · 5d
They are fighting FROGMEN EVERY DAY
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Howard Nutlick @nutlick.bsky.social · 5d
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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 6d
Free Link
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Howard Nutlick @nutlick.bsky.social · 5d
Following @lizzobeeating.bsky.social’s example, I will be trademarking “100% THAT dumbass.” Glad that people are noticing my work!
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 8d
"‘F***ing Dumbass’: Trump Officials Want Howard Lutnick Sidelined After Epstein Comments"

Trump's commerce secretary called Epstein ‘the greatest blackmailer ever' & his colleagues are now super mad at him.

Another scoop from Zeteo's newest reporter @swin24.bsky.social:
Howard Lutnick Enrages Trump Officials With Jeffrey Epstein ‘Blackmail’ Remarks
The Trump administration claims Jeffrey Epstein didn’t blackmail anyone. His commerce secretary just called Epstein ‘the greatest blackmailer ever.’
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Howard Nutlick @nutlick.bsky.social · 5d
king of the assholes has a nice ring to it
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Howard Nutlick @nutlick.bsky.social · 5d
You had it right before
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Howard Nutlick @nutlick.bsky.social · 5d
THIS GUY
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Howard Nutlick @nutlick.bsky.social · 5d
I still have a job, so pretty well?
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Howard Nutlick @nutlick.bsky.social · 5d
Thanks! I have to thank my manager, satan, and my family, for staying out of the ever expanding void where my soul used to be!

Oh, they’re playing me off
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Howard Nutlick @nutlick.bsky.social · 5d
Don’t discount the stupidity man
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Howard Nutlick @nutlick.bsky.social · 5d
LETS
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Howard Nutlick @nutlick.bsky.social · 5d
Thanks for supporting my dumb ass. It’s always nice to meet a fan ❤️❤️❤️❤️