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LEVIATHAN SEA MONSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE

@nyodettemaxxer.bsky.social

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Everyone's favorite sea monster returns. The swarm of trans girls continues to intensify and the diaper accelerates. Kids, call your senators. 24/f

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LEVIATHAN SEA MONSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE @nyodettemaxxer.bsky.social · Nov 24

You can usually reach the dettey here!

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LEVIATHAN SEA MONSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE @nyodettemaxxer.bsky.social · 8h

We're moving to Portland, any advice for making it up? I got a job and I'm trying to figure out short turnaround housing for cheap-ish.

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LEVIATHAN SEA MONSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE @nyodettemaxxer.bsky.social · 19h

Apparently I'm supposed to care the TSA isn't getting paid when I think we can, should, and must abolish ANY restrictions for boarding airplanes.

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Petty bun (Scaredy cat vin 🎃) @prtb.bsky.social · 19d

Tummy problems
#abdl #adultbaby #diaperfur #abdlart #messing #comic

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LEVIATHAN SEA MONSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE @nyodettemaxxer.bsky.social · 20h

I still think we shouldn't view Obama in the sense that he was able to create a world in which hope felt like it was a thing that could exist, but in that he failed to do enough to preserve such a world and instead allowed the most evil people imaginable to rise up and prosper.

LEVIATHAN SEA MONSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE @nyodettemaxxer.bsky.social · 20h

And then I come of age and instead somehow we reject all of the things I was taught growing up and history is the story of how if you merely believe hard enough in evil, it will always win.

I miss when everything felt like hope was real instead of constantly watching demons do demon things.

LEVIATHAN SEA MONSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE @nyodettemaxxer.bsky.social · 20h

Like tbh this is part of why I'm such a maladjusted adult lol.

I grew up under Obama when everyone was convinced racism was over and homophobia wasn't gonna be cool anymore after obergefell and we were on track to realize the hegelian notion that history is about progress.

LEVIATHAN SEA MONSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE @nyodettemaxxer.bsky.social · 20h

Especially given the context of Obama's legacy should be stained by creating the conditions to allow trump to happen, as well as the drone strikes.

LEVIATHAN SEA MONSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE @nyodettemaxxer.bsky.social · 20h

Especially given the context of Obama's legacy should be stained by creating the conditions to allow trump to happen, as well as the drone strikes.

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LEVIATHAN SEA MONSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE @nyodettemaxxer.bsky.social · 20h

Well, all of his work he insists means he deserves it happened *After* this February, so he would regardless remain ineligible for the 2025 novel prize having done nothing.

But the bar is literally in hell if Kissinger and Obama can get peace prizes.

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LEVIATHAN SEA MONSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE @nyodettemaxxer.bsky.social · 21h

Not that it's ever meant anything when drone strikes and the fucking Vietnam war were considered victories for peace.

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LEVIATHAN SEA MONSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE @nyodettemaxxer.bsky.social · 21h

...so there can still be good things sometimes, apparently.

Was absolutely convinced they'd somehow find a way to give it to the motherfucker lol.

Was kinda hoping for the flotilla but this can do.

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LEVIATHAN SEA MONSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE @nyodettemaxxer.bsky.social · 1d

Every thinking person in America will be voting for you.” Nyodette replied, “I’m afraid that won’t do—I need a majority.

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LEVIATHAN SEA MONSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE @nyodettemaxxer.bsky.social · 1d

I mean he'd already threatened to swap parties simply because the Dem leader asked him to do his job and show up to work, so it's even less shocking tbh...

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LEVIATHAN SEA MONSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE @nyodettemaxxer.bsky.social · 1d

ncnewsline.com/briefs/nc-re...

Welp, the most conservative dem here in NC is doing the thing conservatives do and finally got caught.

Good.

Stein calls for Rep. Brockman's resignation after arrest, charges of sex crimes • NC Newsline

Brockman, 41, was charged with two counts of indecent liberties with a child and two counts of statutory rape of someone between the ages of 13 and 15.

ncnewsline.com

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LEVIATHAN SEA MONSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE @nyodettemaxxer.bsky.social · 1d

Nyodette always gives a wuvwuv!!!

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LEVIATHAN SEA MONSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE @nyodettemaxxer.bsky.social · 1d

Couldn't they just make a yellow diaper with black stripes then?

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June! 🔒🧸🍼🧃🐶 🔜 CAP @ducksandquacks.bsky.social · 2d

Hey! Hey you! Yeah, you!!

You should pee yourself. Right now.

Don’t think about it. Don’t say you’ll do it later. Right. Now.

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Wow, what a baby!!!

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LEVIATHAN SEA MONSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE @nyodettemaxxer.bsky.social · 1d

I always forget you can directly trace the current state of HHS back to Oprah.

She gave Dr. Oz a career and platformed antivaxxers, and now Dr. Oz runs Medicaid...

I don't dislike Oprah herself but she's got really bad taste as far as who she's chosen to platform lmao.

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LEVIATHAN SEA MONSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE @nyodettemaxxer.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah b-vitamins will make your pee much yellower regardless of dilution!

LEVIATHAN SEA MONSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE @nyodettemaxxer.bsky.social · 1d

Had a messy accident just before my psych appointment /////

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LEVIATHAN SEA MONSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE @nyodettemaxxer.bsky.social · 1d

I still love how B vitamins are just performance enhancing drugs for piss play

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LEVIATHAN SEA MONSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE @nyodettemaxxer.bsky.social · 1d

If the switch to natural dyes means Gatorade stops turning my poop green I don't want it

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Applesauce Baby @applesauceabdl.bsky.social · 1d

Bubble bubble toilet trouble

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G r a h a m @liondad.bsky.social · 2d

How come they never follow up by moaning "Fuck, I'm...hnngh-- I'm pooping my diaper..." around their pacifier, I know they're thinking it

G r a h a m @liondad.bsky.social · 2d

Most shameful boner in recent memory is definitely the guy in my Deadlock match going "I can't hold it, I can't hold it..." sounding all stressed out about getting his lane pushed while he's solo and meanwhile I'm like 🙃

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LEVIATHAN SEA MONSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE @nyodettemaxxer.bsky.social · 1d

Then I woke up.

LEVIATHAN SEA MONSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE @nyodettemaxxer.bsky.social · 1d

After we agreed to play together instead while I'm learning.

I try to find them but suddenly the school becomes a maze and Zohran confirms I'm fired, and I follow my sister through the maze to find my friends again.

Also apparently the GOP bought the library at said school?