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Parma John

Parma John

@oatswizard.bsky.social

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Parma John @oatswizard.bsky.social · 8h

Crypto, blockchain, and NFYs allowed the dumbest shitheads humanity has to offer to gain ridiculous amounts of financial power, and now those same world-class idiots are fueling in the AI bubble.

We have to stop pretending garbage technology *must have a use* when it clearly doesn’t.

Parma John @oatswizard.bsky.social · 8h

This is how many other countries work, I hope we can add this kind of reform soon.

Parma John @oatswizard.bsky.social · 20h

Maybe Kamala should’ve denounced genocide

Parma John @oatswizard.bsky.social · 20h

This is how artists respond to this - because artists *enjoy creating things*. That’s the fucking point, and why we do it. We do it because we like to. We don’t *want* anything to do it for us.

If you do, you aren’t an artist.

NPR @npr.org · 1d

Del Toro's new Frankenstein adaption reimagines Mary Shelley's 1818 Gothic novel. Frankenstein was like a tech bro: "creating something without considering the consequences," he explains. n.pr/3L5exuu

Filmmaker Guillermo del Toro says 'I'd rather die' than use generative AI

Del Toro's new Frankenstein adaption reimagines Mary Shelley's 1818 Gothic novel. Frankenstein was like a tech bro: "creating something without considering the consequences," he explains.

Parma John @oatswizard.bsky.social · 1d

I’m sure that republicans refusing to fund food assistance because they know their God King is a pedophile will make for a really normal chill Thanksgiving.

Parma John @oatswizard.bsky.social · 1d

Die mad silly bitch

Parma John @oatswizard.bsky.social · 1d

Here’s hoping her life is short and full of misery

Parma John @oatswizard.bsky.social · 1d

Ewwwww nasty

Parma John @oatswizard.bsky.social · 3d

Should’ve tipped, because every pastry they sell could get a tip, and buying that many at once means fewer opportunities at tips

Parma John @oatswizard.bsky.social · 3d

Republicans pretending they have a healthcare plan but they still have to kill healthcare in the CR first is wild

Parma John @oatswizard.bsky.social · 3d

Hummus is easy to make and homemade tastes very different (better) from store-bought

Don’t grease baking sheets, just use parchment paper

Canned pumpkin puree is better than fresh, don’t bother

Parma John @oatswizard.bsky.social · 3d

Using volume measurements for powders is a waste of time, get a scale if you want to bake reliably

Chopped chocolate bars make better cookies than chips

The kind of cinnamon you use drastically changes the flavor of the finished product

Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 3d

Okay so let's talk some truth to culinary facts

Sweets need a bit of salt and Savory needs a bit of sour

Glass cutting boards are dumb

A dull knife is dangerous

Complicated doesn't mean it will taste better and simple is often tasty

Do the dishes while you wait for things cooking

Parma John @oatswizard.bsky.social · 3d

This is true, but even more effective if you know which dry herbs retain flavor the best.

Cilantro and parsley are not worth buying dry, but basically everything else tastes just as good dry

Parma John @oatswizard.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah he’s really fucking bad at it

Reposted by Parma John

shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · 4d

PRESS SECRETARY: the only details we have right now is that ever since going into the haunted woods, something changed him

REPORTER: has the presidents leitmotif changed

PRESS SECRETARY: yes, its terrifying

Reposted by Parma John

Guillermo del Toro @realgdt.bsky.social · 4d

Same jar- So- yes

Rabbit After Hours @lucillesharpe.bsky.social · 4d

@realgdt.bsky.social was it intentional for elizabeth's butterflies in Frankenstein to be the same butterflies as Lucille's in Crimson Peak?

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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 5d

People act like all the men are gone. The men are attending protests. The men are putting together scooters for their kids. The men are getting a set of turntables for the first time. The men are buying Nikes. The men are getting super into noir. They're not Nazis and they're fine. Keep your freaks.

Parma John @oatswizard.bsky.social · 4d

Fucking greenhouses trying to pull a Monsanto

Jane @fightingpride93.bsky.social · 5d

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A PLANT

A sign on a store shelf reading "'Proplifting' is picking up fallen succulent leaves (or any other plant leaf) off the floors of garden centers or pinching off leaves and taking them home to propagate - IT IS THEFT! PLEASE DO NOT DO IT."

Parma John @oatswizard.bsky.social · 4d

It takes a lot of restraint not to call Ronan Farrow a dead-eyed twilight vampire every time his idiot husband decides to mouth off

Parma John @oatswizard.bsky.social · 4d

The Pod Save boys don’t have stances, they have a hole in their spirit that they must fill with liberal attention

Megan Greenwell @greenwell.bsky.social · 4d

“Let him among you who is without a Nazi tattoo cast the first stone.” -The Bible

Only perfect candidates off the harvard law conveyor belt pls, highly disciplined, all boxes checked, well liked and humble, absolutely no spiritual connection to having a physical body except for severe IBS, volunteered at a soup kitchen in high school, signs email "cheers," etc.

Parma John @oatswizard.bsky.social · 4d

Lmfao bro doesn’t understand that the Bernie quote is bad. Excellent brain on this one

Jeffrey Phillips @11thjeff.bsky.social · 4d

I stand vindicated.

Tattoos are not the biggest issue. The future of America IS!

Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 5d

Bernie about Platner,

“In all due respect, all right, what I'm worried about, 50,000 Americans may die unnecessarily? And you're worried about a tattoo?"

When I asked about his comments about sexual assault, he said "Have you served four tours of duty?" I said "I have not."

Bernie: "Ok"

Parma John @oatswizard.bsky.social · 5d

CALIGULA ERA LETS GO

Parma John @oatswizard.bsky.social · 5d

Oh word? The middling handheld is a hint at the premium high-end curated experience of the next xbox? Sure

Shinobi602 @shinobi602.bsky.social · 5d

The next Xbox will be high-end and curated, teases Xbox president Sarah Bond:

"The next-gen console will be a very premium and high-end curated experience. You're starting to see some of the thinking we have in this handheld, but I don't want to give it all away"

▶️ youtu.be/yDmwJ7tuoD8?...

#Xbox

Parma John @oatswizard.bsky.social · 5d

Only Frans: an Japanese-style maid cafe but everyone is Fran Drescher

Parma John @oatswizard.bsky.social · 5d

ICE shot a marshal and a suspect when there was no reason to have a gun drawn at all