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🌟 🌟 DELUSIONAL LOSER SAINT-KNIGHT OF JUSTICE

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holy shit guys did you see that i think it was some sort of zaku ii

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🌟 🌟 DELUSIONAL LOSER SAINT-KNIGHT OF JUSTICE @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 21d

IT WAS CALLED VICTIM.

1281 WORDS.

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🌟 🌟 DELUSIONAL LOSER SAINT-KNIGHT OF JUSTICE @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 25m

every once in a while someone will find out they can do something that effectively disables me from being a person and upon learning this they abuse it very frequently. and it happens to me a lot

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🌟 🌟 DELUSIONAL LOSER SAINT-KNIGHT OF JUSTICE @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 38m

no its not a problem i just like it made it hard to think for a few seconds and im not really sure what happened after that

🌟 🌟 DELUSIONAL LOSER SAINT-KNIGHT OF JUSTICE @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 39m

no i mean its fine im fine i just- yeah you called me kiddo and my brain shut off so just be more careful next time ok

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🌟 🌟 DELUSIONAL LOSER SAINT-KNIGHT OF JUSTICE @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 1h

so no less real estate to go around

🌟 🌟 DELUSIONAL LOSER SAINT-KNIGHT OF JUSTICE @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 1h

well i think the dent probably has been there a while.

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🌟 🌟 DELUSIONAL LOSER SAINT-KNIGHT OF JUSTICE @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 1h

involuntary reactions to certain words

🌟 🌟 DELUSIONAL LOSER SAINT-KNIGHT OF JUSTICE @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 1h

i think i have a dent in my skull

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🌟 🌟 DELUSIONAL LOSER SAINT-KNIGHT OF JUSTICE @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 1h

sorryyyyy

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🌟 🌟 DELUSIONAL LOSER SAINT-KNIGHT OF JUSTICE @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 1h

oh, i mean more so which jersey did she get put in...

🌟 🌟 DELUSIONAL LOSER SAINT-KNIGHT OF JUSTICE @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 3h

scribbling over this with something ridiculous like humping a boot

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🌟 🌟 DELUSIONAL LOSER SAINT-KNIGHT OF JUSTICE @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 3h

a single to first, hit by pitch to second, and a walk...

🌟 🌟 DELUSIONAL LOSER SAINT-KNIGHT OF JUSTICE @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 3h

i think this is a ruined orgasm?

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🌟 🌟 DELUSIONAL LOSER SAINT-KNIGHT OF JUSTICE @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 3h

15 innings and it ends with a pitiful little ground ball to rightfield and a single point

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🌟 🌟 DELUSIONAL LOSER SAINT-KNIGHT OF JUSTICE @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 3h

whatever do you mean miss railgun

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🌟 🌟 DELUSIONAL LOSER SAINT-KNIGHT OF JUSTICE @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 3h

a pitiful victory. could've played with them for longer

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🌟 🌟 DELUSIONAL LOSER SAINT-KNIGHT OF JUSTICE @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 3h

inglorious combat.

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The Homestuck Menopause @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 3h

THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER

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🌟 🌟 DELUSIONAL LOSER SAINT-KNIGHT OF JUSTICE @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 3h

this was always the plan

🌟 🌟 DELUSIONAL LOSER SAINT-KNIGHT OF JUSTICE @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 3h

bases loaded

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Cortana 👻 @cortanav.bsky.social · 3h

When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game

Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea

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🌟 🌟 DELUSIONAL LOSER SAINT-KNIGHT OF JUSTICE @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 3h

im. crying

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brie skull emoji @brie-skull-emoji.bsky.social · 3h

Welcome to game 6 of 5.

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🌟 🌟 DELUSIONAL LOSER SAINT-KNIGHT OF JUSTICE @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 3h

dude.

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brie skull emoji @brie-skull-emoji.bsky.social · 3h

15 is 1 more than 14, and 1 less than 16. 5 times 3 equals 15. 15 is an odd number, and not a prime number.

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🌟 🌟 DELUSIONAL LOSER SAINT-KNIGHT OF JUSTICE @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 3h

yup.. thats right. mommys at work so i put on the big game and pour myself a cup of juice and watch 14 innings go by . when she gets home she'll beat me senseless with her studded belt for putting all my money on the losing team

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