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The Obsidian Raven

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The Obsidian Raven @obsidianraven.bsky.social · 12d

They need to stop quitting and destroy this regime from the inside. Otherwise, they'll simply be replaced with a pedophilic sycophant of Cankles McTacotits.

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Jordan Shiveley (Dread Singles) @jordanshiveley.bsky.social · 17d

Dear Facebook Spammer Let’s Do This or The Ballad of Leonard and Siegfried #barovia #ravenloft #DnD

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The Obsidian Raven @obsidianraven.bsky.social · 17d

Don't give a child-fucker a prize.
Give him what all pedophiles deserve: a force-fed lead tic-tac traveling 2000 ft/sec.

The Obsidian Raven @obsidianraven.bsky.social · 17d

Seems it's time to FIGHT LIKE HELL, and take our country back.

The Obsidian Raven @obsidianraven.bsky.social · 22d

Would be like having a battle of wits against a dead cat.

The Obsidian Raven @obsidianraven.bsky.social · Sep 16

I'm an atheist and I pray every day to a God I don't believe in that they'll send Donald Pedophile Rapist to Hell.

The Obsidian Raven @obsidianraven.bsky.social · Sep 9

Republicans won't lift a finger to support gay marriage between two consenting adults, but will support, to the death, a man who raped children.

The Obsidian Raven @obsidianraven.bsky.social · Aug 30

FUCK!!
I was hoping to hear about a funeral.. or at least a body in the bay.

The Obsidian Raven @obsidianraven.bsky.social · Aug 9

MAGA= Molesting Adolescent Girls Again

The Obsidian Raven @obsidianraven.bsky.social · Apr 21

New word:
Glimmervast (n)-
A joyful sensation evoked by disproportionate scale—especially when encountering oversized versions of small or miniaturized versions of large, things; wonder or poetic distortion felt when one's expectations of size are subverted.
#Merriam-Webster
#wordsmith
#poetry

The Obsidian Raven @obsidianraven.bsky.social · Apr 5

Old fucks. Kicking themselves in the teeth, voting for a celebrity they loved back in the 80's that turned out to be a scumbag.
He even told them he is a scumbag.

The Obsidian Raven @obsidianraven.bsky.social · Apr 5

Don't act surprised; we all knew this was going to happen.
He told us -point blank, and here we are.

The Obsidian Raven @obsidianraven.bsky.social · Apr 5

There's an incomplete novel I'm writing posted to the top of my profile. I'm an amateur with no plans on making money from it; just adding to the fantasy community with a storiy and campaign ideas.
It's *free* to read, and if you're interested, drop some notes when you get time.

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The Obsidian Raven @obsidianraven.bsky.social · Apr 5

I'm digging those zombies

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The Obsidian Raven @obsidianraven.bsky.social · Apr 4

Yes, it is.
No discussion needed.

The Obsidian Raven @obsidianraven.bsky.social · Mar 29

Chronicles of the Seventh Circle - The King & The Giant - Session 9a: "Packed Between Stone and a Hard Case"
Visit for all previous entries + more nerdiness and absurd humor!
#dnd #d&d #ttrpg

The Obsidian Raven @obsidianraven.bsky.social · Mar 26

Fuck you @usatoday.com.
Does Trump's boot taste like capitalism?

The Obsidian Raven @obsidianraven.bsky.social · Mar 26

Yeah, who hasn't been in a chat with highly sensitive military information.
I remember one kid did, and he hasn't been heard from since.
Relatable my ass.

The Obsidian Raven @obsidianraven.bsky.social · Mar 26

Behold!
Mewtheuse, Demon Kitten of Clathaadra.
#dnd #homebrew #ttrpg

The Obsidian Raven @obsidianraven.bsky.social · Mar 26

Here, you're more than a familiar- you're family.
#fantasy #ttrpg #dnd

The Obsidian Raven @obsidianraven.bsky.social · Mar 22

Reminder: Trump is a rapist and best friend to Epstein. Therefore, most likely a pedophile.

The Obsidian Raven @obsidianraven.bsky.social · Mar 21

Chronicles of the Seventh Circle - The King & The Giant - Session 8: "A Close Cala and a Violet Death"
Visit for all previous entries + more nerdiness and absurd humor!
#dnd #d&d #ttrpg

The Obsidian Raven @obsidianraven.bsky.social · Mar 19

If Delusion and Dysfunction were incarnate, which would be Trump, and which would be Musk?

The Obsidian Raven @obsidianraven.bsky.social · Mar 19

#Pinfinity has some badass pins!
BUT their company operations are GARBAGE. Beware, #Pinheads!
Ordered several things in 11/24 and STILL HAVE NOT RECEIVED THEM.
Keeps claiming "in production" & refuses to crack the whip on their manufacturer.
Anyway, here's my #dnd D20/gelatinous cube #enamelpin!

The Obsidian Raven @obsidianraven.bsky.social · Mar 18

I use it.
Speeds up the process by about 50%, and helps work out mechanical issues, plot holes, and remembers miniscule shit I can't about my story.
Fight me.