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Jordan Shiveley (Dread Singles)
@jordanshiveley.bsky.social
Jordan Shiveley • writes fictions/games • words in Uncanny, Nightmare Magazine, Neon Hemlock, Best Horror of the Year vol. 15 • Unbound survivor • designs • Voidmerch owner• He/They • Queer ( used to be @hottestsingles ) MPLS
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It’s out!!! Go listen! Request it for FREE at libraries! Get it from Libro FM (and support a local bookstore) or use your Audible credits! Or just pretend you did all that and tell me I’m pretty
so any of you horror heads know if the claim that AMC+ has the full Shudder catalogue is true? My research super helpfully has people claiming both sides.
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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apropos of Buy Books discourse, here’s my current nonfiction reading & rec list:

Bloody Crowns (100 years war), @michaellivingston.com

Between Two Rivers (Mesopotamia), @moudhy.bsky.social

Oathbreakers (Carolingians) & The Bright Ages (u can guess), @profgabriele.com & @lollardfish.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I feel like a criminal that all these years I wasn’t adding alt text to images until last week. I thought alt text was just like extra data you could add in

add alt text to your images*

*he says to everyone else in the world who already was
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I pulled some of my thoughts from my first watch thread of I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE (DAY OF THE WOMAN) (1978) dir Meir Zarchi and put them up on Letterboxed if you are interested in reading or missed it the first time

boxd.it/bPTT5d
A ★★★★ review of I Spit on Your Grave (1978)
This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.
boxd.it
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
love like continental drift
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
there is a moment right before a bone breaks that feels like love
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
The Decedent (2025) dir Andrew Bowser
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
why are (for the most part there are some amazing outliers) all the tshirts from horror film distros/punlishers so badly designed geez

hire me
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
every time I hear a actor died I have to check to make sure it’s not Julian Richings 🖤
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
whoa just safe search offed “zero fucks jar” looking for a meme I saw of a empty deli container labeled “fucks” and whelp that’s not what it showed me and what it do was very ironic for a search term about a sum of 0 in the fuck category….
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I wish the first alchemical law of equivalent exchange was real and worked on pain like for my neck to get all fucked up like it is another equal amount of pain would have to disappear
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
you know a book is SUPER out of print when the kindle version is $50
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Aquarius: You will walk a mile in another's shoes. Next time find someone more your size and pick a closer spot to dump the body.
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
‪when I was ‬
‪indestructible‬
‪i touched my tongue‬
‪to lightning‬
‪kissed hard‬
‪breathed ragged‬
‪but now with you here‬
‪i lick wounds shyly‬
‪touch lips to‬
‪hallowed damage‬
‪and rejoice‬
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
time is not
a monolith
it’s a plastic bag
a forgotten goldfish
on a summer day
in the back seat
of your stepfather’s car
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
don’t let doldrums/mishaps fill your mouth with sour grapes if nothing else signal boost out of SPITE

they can’t change you. Do THEY know who they thought they could make small and powerless? Not fucking you that’s who! Now get out there sell someone else’s thing better than you ever did your own
November 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
come for the oubliette jokes stay for there was some mix up with your visitor paperwork and now you’re down here too
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
remember when my debut novel got a glowing review in Locus and then immediately was forced out of print, good times good tiiimes
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
**me looking up as they push the stone slab back over the opening**

“More like Oubliwhat? Amirite? Get it because it’s oubliette and that means a place of…forgetting, so I said what like I had forgo…oh..okay I see why I’m down here now “
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It’s The Great Red Masque of Death time Charlie Brown!
"Hands up, who wants to die, Charlie Brown?"
"We must love one another or die, Charlie Brown"
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Coming summer 2026: it's Hamilton x The Boys from Brazil. Foundling Fathers, Tachyon Publications. Happy birthday, America. It's the satire you deserve.
March 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Did you know you can send my audiobook HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA as a gift to people for the holidays? YOU CAN. You’re excited I can tell. Okay okay I’ll give you the link. Ha you almost got my fingers there. What’s that? Of course you can tell everyone. You’re silly.

libro.fm/audiobooks/9...
Hot Singles in Your Area Audiobook on Libro.fm
A blistering body-horror following two imperfect strangers ensnared by a sinister media powerhouse.Noah desperately needs a new job that involves less blood and piss than his current one. So, when he ...
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November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
it’s becoming more and more obvious that maybe I would like to write about film regularly
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM