ock sportello
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you've probably seen videos of power slap, the insane new venture from dana white where people take turns slapping a defenseless person in the face. last month, I got all access to power slap 14 in new orleans for @derangepub.bsky.social www.derange.co/p/what-is-po...
Gluttons for Punishment
An inside look at Power Slap, Dana White's next big bet.
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back to blogging: wrote about friendship, eephus, vulcanizadora, and the varying degrees of success with which male friendship has been treated at da movies this year open.substack.com/pub/neverhun...
Fellas on Screen
On Friendship, Eephus, Vulcanizadora
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All the billy woods interviews have been great, but I'm partial to this masterpiece by Ock Sportello

Laments about the Chicago Bulls & the life of the modern artist, literary & cinematic inspirations, and not wanting to see Nas with an orchestra at Carnegie Hall www.passionweiss.com/2025/05/15/b...
Looking for An Honest Man: A Conversation With billy woods
Ock Sportello speaks to the Backwoodz frontman about his new album, fatherhood, the infamous orchestra-backed Nas concert at Carnegie Hall and more.
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wait look i made a special graphic for this megamix...graphic design IS my passion
a promo graphic for the I Enjoy Music megamix newsletter
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in this week's blog, i sort of reviewed the shrouds, the rehearsal season 2, and the wolves-lakers playoff series as a way of asking: why is everyone so insane now? www.neverhungover.club/p/smug-consp...
Smug Conspiracism
Concerning The Shrouds, The Rehearsal, Wolves-Lakers Round 1, and Savannah Bananas Great Replacement Theory
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I wrote about the playboi carti album MUSIC not as the beginning of a new era but as a fitting summation of the era we’ve been stuck in for a while now www.neverhungover.club/p/music-and-...
MUSIC and the Eternal 2017
Some loosely collected thoughts on Playboi Carti's MUSIC
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passionweiss.bsky.social
A really smart essay about how Timothée Chalamet mastered the art of the modern press run in support of "A Complete Unknown."

The ball knowing on ESPN, the obscure Dylan covers on SNL, the gushing about the Based God on Nardwuar.

By @ocksportello.bsky.social

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We Are All In Club Chalamet
For his POW debut, Ock Sportello reports on how Timothée Chalamet has become the first genuinely inescapable movie star of his generation.
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I wrote about--bear with me--the stupid, fake victor wembanyama nickname meme, the ellen selfie, and the way that banger-hunting has made twitter so unpleasant www.neverhungover.club/p/hector-ban...
Hector Banana-bread and the Prison of Banger-Hunting
Tracing the dismal history of banger-hunting from Ellen DeGeneres to the present
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in which an insane lamelo ball off the backboard pass forces me to consider lamelo as the first great zoomer hooper; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the ball www.neverhungover.club/p/the-life-a...
LaMelo Ball and the Brainrotted Human Spirit
"Lamelo...to himself...oh yeah," or; toward a theory of LaMelo Ball as the first great Zoomer athlete
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"Because the type of person who decides to build their identity on the internet is also often the type of person who relies upon an unstudied and pathological contrarianism to distinguish themselves from the dreaded average opinion-haver..." www.neverhungover.club/p/scam-ameri...
One of my most visceral online political memories, as embarrassing a phrase as that may be, was the moment in 2020 that I started seeing overt racism on my Twitter timeline. I remember the dizzying feeling of seeing people who ostensibly talked like me, who traded in the same online semiotics, proudly spout off fascist nonsense. But once I spent enough time with these people, I realized how easily and justly they could be dismissed. Their politics were something even less principled than reaction; they flailed against liberal-left boogeymen for no obvious reason other than the fact that most people online and around them seemed to agree with the basic tenets of that liberal left. Because the type of person who decides to build their identity on the internet is also often the type of person who relies upon an unstudied and pathological contrarianism to distinguish themselves from the dreaded average opinion-haver, the formation of something like a liberal-left consensus in popular culture and on the text-based internet made it inevitable that some people would start talking like Tucker Carlson to feel edgy. Just because these people are repulsive for the way in which they view hatred as an interchangeable aesthetic mode does not mean that they need to be taken seriously, because these people do not move culture in any meaningful way.