Mr Smile
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there was lead in the dang hose????
gen x is the only pro-ice age demographic.
sorry about the second image i don't think its related i'm trying to remove it
sorry about the second image i don't think its related i'm trying to remove it
January 13, 2026 at 3:57 AM
there was lead in the dang hose????
Sean Duffy seems like good odds
Anyone taking odds on which person high up inside the Trump admin will be the first to publish a book trying to rehabilitate their image by claiming that they knew he was out of his mind and doing destructive things, but they had to go along with it?
January 12, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Sean Duffy seems like good odds
the only way
I'm going to see your 'Abolish ICE' and raise you a 'Get rid of the entire Department of Homeland Security'
January 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
the only way
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some animals get a REALLY bad rap with symbolism
October 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
some animals get a REALLY bad rap with symbolism
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I’m glad Jamelle woke up from his six year coma, hopefully he catches up soon
January 12, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I’m glad Jamelle woke up from his six year coma, hopefully he catches up soon
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I'm the exact right amount of influential: enough to change an institution from the inside without somehow ever being discovered or fired, but not enough to support myself independently. It's honestly a crazy coincidence but it works for me.
January 12, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I'm the exact right amount of influential: enough to change an institution from the inside without somehow ever being discovered or fired, but not enough to support myself independently. It's honestly a crazy coincidence but it works for me.
I really admire Minneapoleans. That's all.
January 12, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I really admire Minneapoleans. That's all.
The "Inter Milan are world beaters of Italian football" takes from football media are very odd. Results are results but the times I've seen them play (against Napoli) they've basically either had a free kick or penalty go their way and then can't turn that into a win. Not an expert but seems off!
January 12, 2026 at 11:54 AM
The "Inter Milan are world beaters of Italian football" takes from football media are very odd. Results are results but the times I've seen them play (against Napoli) they've basically either had a free kick or penalty go their way and then can't turn that into a win. Not an expert but seems off!
Writing fiction scares me more than anything besides playing music, and it's because I at least might be good at one.
January 12, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Writing fiction scares me more than anything besides playing music, and it's because I at least might be good at one.
"33 cases per 100,000 ER visits" alright pal
Screaming + vomiting: ‘Scromiting’ is the mysterious cannabis syndrome becoming more common
Screaming + vomiting: ‘Scromiting’ is the mysterious cannabis syndrome becoming more common
The condition is rare but a University of Illinois Chicago found the number of diagnosed cases jumped seven-fold from 2016 to 2022.
trib.al
January 12, 2026 at 7:55 AM
"33 cases per 100,000 ER visits" alright pal
Don't Look Up was Occupy Democrats the Movie
January 12, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Don't Look Up was Occupy Democrats the Movie
Lol here comes Nick Grella after a tie sucking off Napoli's opponent.
January 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Lol here comes Nick Grella after a tie sucking off Napoli's opponent.
*Napoli stops an alien invasion by holding the aliens to 0 goals and only winning on a last minute Hojlund goal*
Nick Grella: Napoli doesn't play beautiful football
Nick Grella: Napoli doesn't play beautiful football
January 11, 2026 at 7:49 PM
*Napoli stops an alien invasion by holding the aliens to 0 goals and only winning on a last minute Hojlund goal*
Nick Grella: Napoli doesn't play beautiful football
Nick Grella: Napoli doesn't play beautiful football
Screenwriters have a lot to answer for. Dan Harmon get up here with your story circle right this instant
A college prof got mad when I pointed out all the myths that don’t follow the monomyth template. “The Hero’s Journey” and “movies have 3 acts” dictum have done a lot of harm to writing
Sorry it took me this long to get here, folks
January 11, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Screenwriters have a lot to answer for. Dan Harmon get up here with your story circle right this instant
Going up to an ICE agent and saying "Methinks this is a bit reminiscent of Andor. What do you say kind stranger?"
January 11, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Going up to an ICE agent and saying "Methinks this is a bit reminiscent of Andor. What do you say kind stranger?"
Women= Nostalgia Chick
Black People= Spoony
Puerto Ricans= Rob Walker
Liz Cheney= Marzgurl
Republicans switching= unselfish Nostalgia Critic
Normie Dems= Cinema Snob
Progressives and Unions= Todd in the Shadows
Black People= Spoony
Puerto Ricans= Rob Walker
Liz Cheney= Marzgurl
Republicans switching= unselfish Nostalgia Critic
Normie Dems= Cinema Snob
Progressives and Unions= Todd in the Shadows
January 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Women= Nostalgia Chick
Black People= Spoony
Puerto Ricans= Rob Walker
Liz Cheney= Marzgurl
Republicans switching= unselfish Nostalgia Critic
Normie Dems= Cinema Snob
Progressives and Unions= Todd in the Shadows
Black People= Spoony
Puerto Ricans= Rob Walker
Liz Cheney= Marzgurl
Republicans switching= unselfish Nostalgia Critic
Normie Dems= Cinema Snob
Progressives and Unions= Todd in the Shadows
I take a small bit of pleasure in knowing that ICE hog, whether he knows it or not, will never be looked at as a normal person ever again. He is no longer a part of the species. He is now a muppet of reaction forever
January 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I take a small bit of pleasure in knowing that ICE hog, whether he knows it or not, will never be looked at as a normal person ever again. He is no longer a part of the species. He is now a muppet of reaction forever
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this is what bluesky is like
January 11, 2026 at 4:52 PM
this is what bluesky is like
Kinda dumped Patton Oswalt into the box of nerd shit I shipped to the bottom of the ocean but I forgot one of his best strengths as a comedian was the ability to throw in absurdist asides.
January 11, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Kinda dumped Patton Oswalt into the box of nerd shit I shipped to the bottom of the ocean but I forgot one of his best strengths as a comedian was the ability to throw in absurdist asides.
The mobs being scouring the streets for Pontiac Fieros
Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."
January 11, 2026 at 4:38 AM
The mobs being scouring the streets for Pontiac Fieros
getting very done with the teacher's pet impulse I see in all avenues of the internet.
January 11, 2026 at 3:51 AM
getting very done with the teacher's pet impulse I see in all avenues of the internet.
love paul reed's "here's some random bullshit" offense and I mean that sincerely
January 11, 2026 at 2:44 AM
love paul reed's "here's some random bullshit" offense and I mean that sincerely
if the clippers win people will overreact but the results will just sort of state the obvious about the team.
January 11, 2026 at 2:39 AM
if the clippers win people will overreact but the results will just sort of state the obvious about the team.
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10. Thomas Ligotti is better at writing toxic white men than anyone who has ever written a toxic white man and it's not even close. His incels and fuckups and murderers are scary mostly because they're *real*
January 10, 2026 at 11:21 PM
10. Thomas Ligotti is better at writing toxic white men than anyone who has ever written a toxic white man and it's not even close. His incels and fuckups and murderers are scary mostly because they're *real*
I hate this motherfucker.
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says 29 people were arrested in downtown last night during a noise demonstration at a hotel reportedly housing ICE agents: "For those that are taking the bait and causing property damage or otherwise, there are consequences. We're holding the line here all the way."
January 10, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I hate this motherfucker.