Mr Smile
@muleskinnerpress.net
You done it. You done hired the hit maker. APOPHANY and KENTUCKY MEAT SHOWER now hosted at Kittysneezes.com. Words in Typebar Magazine, I Have That on Vinyl, and others.
Women= Nostalgia Chick
Black People= Spoony
Puerto Ricans= Rob Walker
Liz Cheney= Marzgurl
Republicans switching= unselfish Nostalgia Critic
Normie Dems= Cinema Snob
Progressives and Unions= Todd in the Shadows
Black People= Spoony
Puerto Ricans= Rob Walker
Liz Cheney= Marzgurl
Republicans switching= unselfish Nostalgia Critic
Normie Dems= Cinema Snob
Progressives and Unions= Todd in the Shadows
January 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Women= Nostalgia Chick
Black People= Spoony
Puerto Ricans= Rob Walker
Liz Cheney= Marzgurl
Republicans switching= unselfish Nostalgia Critic
Normie Dems= Cinema Snob
Progressives and Unions= Todd in the Shadows
Black People= Spoony
Puerto Ricans= Rob Walker
Liz Cheney= Marzgurl
Republicans switching= unselfish Nostalgia Critic
Normie Dems= Cinema Snob
Progressives and Unions= Todd in the Shadows
What's the matter, redditor, afraid you might feel something besides "awesomesauce?"
January 10, 2026 at 4:31 PM
What's the matter, redditor, afraid you might feel something besides "awesomesauce?"
There are not enough characters to properly answer this question.
January 7, 2026 at 2:27 PM
There are not enough characters to properly answer this question.
He's a genuine piece of shit and this song portended a lot of ills but Kid Rock's "Cowboy" is an all time dumbass banger. I was going to say "Diet Pepsi" by Addison Rae but I don't feel guilty about that. ngl.link/sloce
January 7, 2026 at 6:32 AM
He's a genuine piece of shit and this song portended a lot of ills but Kid Rock's "Cowboy" is an all time dumbass banger. I was going to say "Diet Pepsi" by Addison Rae but I don't feel guilty about that. ngl.link/sloce
My GOAT rock band:
-Hasn't recorded anything truly great since 1978
-Epstein Files lead singer
-got me fried at school for a lame super bowl performance
And I'd still take them over the Beatles without blinking
-Hasn't recorded anything truly great since 1978
-Epstein Files lead singer
-got me fried at school for a lame super bowl performance
And I'd still take them over the Beatles without blinking
January 7, 2026 at 6:10 AM
My GOAT rock band:
-Hasn't recorded anything truly great since 1978
-Epstein Files lead singer
-got me fried at school for a lame super bowl performance
And I'd still take them over the Beatles without blinking
-Hasn't recorded anything truly great since 1978
-Epstein Files lead singer
-got me fried at school for a lame super bowl performance
And I'd still take them over the Beatles without blinking
January 7, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Tagging in @icecreamcityy.bsky.social here. Chili and bolognese are the most spiritually satisfying, though.
January 7, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Tagging in @icecreamcityy.bsky.social here. Chili and bolognese are the most spiritually satisfying, though.
It's a top 5 fast food place. I've rarely had bad Taco Bell, and it makes hanging with vegetarians easier.
January 7, 2026 at 5:42 AM
It's a top 5 fast food place. I've rarely had bad Taco Bell, and it makes hanging with vegetarians easier.
Here's my best shot: I realized Iraq was a mistake, I was a Ron Paul/enlightened centrist guy until the newsletter scandal, then voted for Jill Stein in 2012, grew angrier about American foreign policy, cast my lot in with Bernie, survived 2017 Charlottesville, became a communist out of spite.
January 7, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Here's my best shot: I realized Iraq was a mistake, I was a Ron Paul/enlightened centrist guy until the newsletter scandal, then voted for Jill Stein in 2012, grew angrier about American foreign policy, cast my lot in with Bernie, survived 2017 Charlottesville, became a communist out of spite.
Long. Diehard fan for three years in high school until somebody on the AV Club comments treated recommending lice to them. I had a slight nostalgic attachment until my nerd friends told me he was complete shit. Forgot about him until Change the Channel, then grew obsessed with the site's hubris.
January 7, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Long. Diehard fan for three years in high school until somebody on the AV Club comments treated recommending lice to them. I had a slight nostalgic attachment until my nerd friends told me he was complete shit. Forgot about him until Change the Channel, then grew obsessed with the site's hubris.
I wish I knew who this was! The unfortunate truth: I tried my best but Paradise Lost defeated me. I like Dante, so to even chalk it up to disliking medieval literature would be too much. It went over my head.
January 7, 2026 at 5:26 AM
I wish I knew who this was! The unfortunate truth: I tried my best but Paradise Lost defeated me. I like Dante, so to even chalk it up to disliking medieval literature would be too much. It went over my head.
Apparently my partner's dad is coming to take us to lunch wherever we want to go and to hit a museum. I'm very excited because we don't go out to eat very often, and I spent most of my twenties in restaurants by myself. I'm mildly nostalgic for those times. ngl.link/sloce
January 7, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Apparently my partner's dad is coming to take us to lunch wherever we want to go and to hit a museum. I'm very excited because we don't go out to eat very often, and I spent most of my twenties in restaurants by myself. I'm mildly nostalgic for those times. ngl.link/sloce
But I thought this website was a crustpunk bar that kicked out Nazis????????
January 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
But I thought this website was a crustpunk bar that kicked out Nazis????????
A lot of people give Los Angeles shit for things you could just as easily give to New York but this is a fight or flight scenario I've never quite considered.
January 2, 2026 at 11:06 AM
A lot of people give Los Angeles shit for things you could just as easily give to New York but this is a fight or flight scenario I've never quite considered.
i think it makes sense this is one of my favorite paintings.
January 2, 2026 at 2:21 AM
i think it makes sense this is one of my favorite paintings.
2025 was so bad here I bumped DC up to "reluctantly"
December 31, 2025 at 2:09 AM
2025 was so bad here I bumped DC up to "reluctantly"
Me and @icecreamcityy.bsky.social fighting off 21 pilots fans like the ATLiens cover
December 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Me and @icecreamcityy.bsky.social fighting off 21 pilots fans like the ATLiens cover
Every kid has been quoting a rap song to their teachers for the last 6 months.
December 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Every kid has been quoting a rap song to their teachers for the last 6 months.
Capital absorbs all of its critiques- Joyce Manor, Disco Elysian
December 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Capital absorbs all of its critiques- Joyce Manor, Disco Elysian
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Wrote about how everyone (three annoying reviewers) on Letterboxd thought Paris, Texas was a parenting manual.
Wrote about how everyone (three annoying reviewers) on Letterboxd thought Paris, Texas was a parenting manual.
December 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Wrote about how everyone (three annoying reviewers) on Letterboxd thought Paris, Texas was a parenting manual.
Wrote about how everyone (three annoying reviewers) on Letterboxd thought Paris, Texas was a parenting manual.
Embarrassing admission: every morning I leave Wise at Christmas, I go to Pal's and eat a double cheeseburger for breakfast. It makes me feel like Wimpy
December 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Embarrassing admission: every morning I leave Wise at Christmas, I go to Pal's and eat a double cheeseburger for breakfast. It makes me feel like Wimpy
Something bitterly funny about far right guys reading BLOOD MERIDIAN and their takeaway being "Judge Holden is the Joker"
December 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Something bitterly funny about far right guys reading BLOOD MERIDIAN and their takeaway being "Judge Holden is the Joker"