odd derstuff
odderstuff.bsky.social
odd derstuff
@odderstuff.bsky.social
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just throwing this out there bc i don't think i have said it on here yet but if any moots on here ever wanna dm feel 100% free i love to yap and i love to make frens
sorry i do not know what came over me
January 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
like pandora babygirl ik your husband munches mortal neck like a pro but can i interest you in an evening with a real eater
January 12, 2026 at 11:57 PM
i simply do not respect the french language enough to care abt whether or not sam's accent is good
January 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
even FURTHER to this: i am wholly confident that i could take marius's woman with incredibly minimal effort and i am referring to both pandora AND bianca when i say this
further indicative of my hubris, maybe, but i do also wholeheartedly believe that i could beat the breaks off of marius de romanus even now as a mortal human being with multiple disability
perhaps this is indicative of my own hubris but i really do think i could gentle parent both lestat and armand into self improvement
January 12, 2026 at 11:25 AM
like i just think its funny to think of them having to debate whether their father is being a Gross Old Pervert or if he's being exploited by some wily young gold digger
January 12, 2026 at 12:34 AM
i like to think that all of his other partners thus far have been relatively Age Appropriate bc that makes it funnier to me
January 12, 2026 at 12:33 AM
my father is 73. my sister is 54. my father's current wife is 35. horrifying stuff.
January 12, 2026 at 12:29 AM
sometimes i laugh about the idea of daniel's daughters seeing their elderly father w whom they've gone low contact step out w a partner who appears so young that either of them could be his mother & then i remember the age difference between my sister & our dad's current partner & i stop laughing
January 12, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Reposted by odd derstuff
January 11, 2026 at 6:34 PM
the song "be nice to me" by the front bottoms would inflict levels of psychological damage upon the vampire armand never before observed by man
January 10, 2026 at 5:03 AM
this is just armand
January 10, 2026 at 3:56 AM
mine was "my best friend" by tim mcgraw which like honestly game recognise game he is very clearly a Wife Guy in the exact same way i am if he wrote that just semi embarrassing to have to tell people that our first dance song was a country song
January 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
oh thats so sweet i LOVE that song
January 10, 2026 at 3:19 AM
it was "my best friend" bc unforch he DID capture exactly how i feel abt my lady in that one. like i DO fall in love all over every time i look at her! i DON'T know where i'd be without her here with me! life with her DOES make perfect sense! she IS my best friend!
January 10, 2026 at 3:08 AM
while we r on the topic: if any of u r under the false impression that i am cool allow me to dispell that by sharing that my first dance at my wedding was to a tim mcgraw song
January 10, 2026 at 3:06 AM
in a week i will have been married for ten whole years and i keep forgetting that that is kind of a Wild thing to be able to say at 30
January 10, 2026 at 2:56 AM
is. is dale the "dom daddy top" in question.
January 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
in my heart mind and soul i know lestat de lioncourt is the only person who understands the album "in love and death" by the used like i do
January 10, 2026 at 2:45 AM
so lifehouse put diffs lucky day on spotify and none of you were gonna tell me
January 10, 2026 at 1:55 AM
like yes he calls armand babe but in my mind palace he also calls louis babe. & lestat. & gabrielle & marius & his ex wives & his daughters & lestats bandmates & the documentary crew & real rashid & his postman & the girl who works at his favourite bodega & the front desk guy at his gym &
January 9, 2026 at 9:48 PM
i really have taken the fact that ebogo is a "casually calls people babe" kinda guy and projected that SO hard onto daniel molloy
January 9, 2026 at 9:48 PM
SWEET BABY
January 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
armand from under daniels bed circa 1976:
January 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
is there any actual canon hints that dick size and fang size have any correlation or did twitter make that up
January 8, 2026 at 11:15 AM
find me ANY coke user who has ever made sense. just one. you can't they don't exist.
January 8, 2026 at 10:16 AM