sorry i do not know what came over me

like pandora babygirl ik your husband munches mortal neck like a pro but can i interest you in an evening with a real eater

like i just think its funny to think of them having to debate whether their father is being a Gross Old Pervert or if he's being exploited by some wily young gold digger

i like to think that all of his other partners thus far have been relatively Age Appropriate bc that makes it funnier to me

my father is 73. my sister is 54. my father's current wife is 35. horrifying stuff.

this is just armand

mine was "my best friend" by tim mcgraw which like honestly game recognise game he is very clearly a Wife Guy in the exact same way i am if he wrote that just semi embarrassing to have to tell people that our first dance song was a country song

oh thats so sweet i LOVE that song

it was "my best friend" bc unforch he DID capture exactly how i feel abt my lady in that one. like i DO fall in love all over every time i look at her! i DON'T know where i'd be without her here with me! life with her DOES make perfect sense! she IS my best friend!

while we r on the topic: if any of u r under the false impression that i am cool allow me to dispell that by sharing that my first dance at my wedding was to a tim mcgraw song

is. is dale the "dom daddy top" in question.

like yes he calls armand babe but in my mind palace he also calls louis babe. & lestat. & gabrielle & marius & his ex wives & his daughters & lestats bandmates & the documentary crew & real rashid & his postman & the girl who works at his favourite bodega & the front desk guy at his gym &

SWEET BABY

find me ANY coke user who has ever made sense. just one. you can't they don't exist.