chloe
@ohhushchloe.bsky.social
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a baby but only by trade union standards. eyes closed, head first, can’t lose.
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they have albert heijn in leuven now and seeing salted kerrygold in belgium made me cry a bit
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a second group of scouts has joined, all tiny girls carrying either backpacks or suitcases twice their size and weight. they somehow have to carry them through the whole train, up and down stairs. is this hiking?
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belgian horror story: you are on a nice, calm train in a carriage with only a few others. you stop at central. a few get off. twenty something male scouts get on. every single one has a scooter. everything smells like damp BO.
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thinking about the time my parents sent me to bible camp (because my best friend didn’t want to go alone and i was up for the craic) but sent me with something they thought was a bible but turned out to be some free promo book some church gave out at mum’s work
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technology is bad: my phone keeps autocorrecting burek to burke
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it’s been over a year and i still have not posted that insurance letter, come to think of it
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how she labels her alarms will give insight into the madness in her soul
Screenshot of the iPhone Clock app showing a list of alarms. The alarms are set for 07:25 “insurance letter!” (off), 07:30 “PANCAKES” (on), 07:35 “TOOTHPASTE” (on), 07:50 “check train times” (off), 08:15 “GYM GEAR” (off), and 09:20 “TOOTHBRUSH” (off).
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(my project was on another set of circulars that somehow, ridiculously, nobody noticed and were therefore allowed to travel.)
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feel the need to inform the crafting world that my circular knitting needles were ridiculously confiscated and disposed of in brussels airport today. yet another reason not to fly, i suppose.
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i know this platform isn’t cool because my joanna newsom post didn’t do numbers and nobody’s even posting about new music from the format. it’s like nobody even cares about their mid 00s indie steet cred.
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every time i see newsom mentioned i'm going to presume joanna newsom is running for president and andy samberg is going to be the first lady
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out there on the pickets waiting for those juicy strikebreakers to cross the line
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i don't know or care to know what that other singer's showgirl content is like but it will not approach 'circus' (a banger even under a flimsy abusive conservatorship)
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i just think the world would be a better place if society had given britney spears the help she needed when she needed it. we've missed so many bangers that could have brought us together, and i fear it might be too late.
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i saw these and part of me was hoping they’d be the flavour of those weird pink wafer biscuits
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am i too old to be watching the office for the first time since i was about fifteen? or am i simply burnt from eight years of office work? because i cannot handle this nonsense
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a visibly gender non-conforming nurse bring me down for surgery that day. shockingly (to nobody), they only wanted to do their job and keep me calm rather than discussing anything gender based. most health providers only care about keeping their patients comfortable with the resources they have.
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i will never ever forget recovering from breast surgery and only having male nurses on my (mixed ie normal???) ward. they were so short staffed and so gentle and kind when i had to ask for help with things that might normally have been embarrassing.
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i have discovered that apparently TERFs want gender segregated medical facilities? what planet do they live on? a delightful planet where women and men are encouraged to practice different medical occupations and specialties equally and staff shortages have magically evaporated?
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thinking about the guy (seller, not random person) who gave me free ginger at the market today. was it because he could hear how horrifically congested i am? or was it because i am extremely ginger?
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my fave with the most confusing medal
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Nebelhorn Trophy - Men’s Final results
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maybe we could all use a mnátra
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keep thinking about the meditation course my sister is doing at the irish cultural centre in london and her quest to find her mnátra
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there’s a guy on the metro who looks like mursel from #90dayfiance. perhaps there is bee legislation to be lobbied on in brussels.
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it's giving the time i turned up at craft group after the queen died and played quiet until the others told me to let it all out
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craft group with my ex mormon pals tomorrow will be quite spicy