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@ohnoidhatethat.bsky.social
Late 20s | Switch | 🏳️⚧️♀️♀️ | it/she | most botherable dolly | please don't retweet any of my posts lmao
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I've put it in my bio, but for future reference: I am politely asking my followers to not retweet anything I post, if I could fully lock this account like a Twitter account I would
Girls will collapse to the ground after doing a plank exercise and immediately think about how they look like they're prostrating themselves for someone
December 14, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Girls will collapse to the ground after doing a plank exercise and immediately think about how they look like they're prostrating themselves for someone
Assigning her to dusting instead of sweeping because she keeps trying to do sword drills with her broom. Barring her from exercising so that her muscles atrophy
Forcefemming a knight girl by carefully sanding away all the calluses on her hands and chastising her for wasting your hard work whenever she picks up a sword
December 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Assigning her to dusting instead of sweeping because she keeps trying to do sword drills with her broom. Barring her from exercising so that her muscles atrophy
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new plan: who wants to beat me so badly they have to princess carry me to my pools
getting beat so bad you've gotta get princess carried to pools
December 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
new plan: who wants to beat me so badly they have to princess carry me to my pools
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"do you just get bullied by every woman you meet" shut up shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP NO I DONT
December 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
"do you just get bullied by every woman you meet" shut up shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP NO I DONT
I do need to bring a marker to frosties for normal reasons
December 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I do need to bring a marker to frosties for normal reasons
Permanent markers and tattoo guns are the hottest sex toys
December 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Permanent markers and tattoo guns are the hottest sex toys
Girl who desperately needs to lose and get humiliated
December 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Girl who desperately needs to lose and get humiliated
if i dont show up to pools tired, beat to shit, and covered in visible marks FF is gonna be a bust
December 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
if i dont show up to pools tired, beat to shit, and covered in visible marks FF is gonna be a bust
It's taking all of my willpower to not impulse buy a $70 pair of leather opera gloves
December 12, 2025 at 7:56 AM
It's taking all of my willpower to not impulse buy a $70 pair of leather opera gloves
I need to call a cruel woman Sir more than I need air
December 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I need to call a cruel woman Sir more than I need air
I've just gotta clean up my diet and drink a ton of water for a week or two, then get topped by a friend that's willing to go slow and show me the ropes so I'm not wracked with anxiety
its very annoying to be an obligate bottom while also being engaged in a shooting war with my GI system
December 12, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I've just gotta clean up my diet and drink a ton of water for a week or two, then get topped by a friend that's willing to go slow and show me the ropes so I'm not wracked with anxiety
the sheer number of cucks i know is making me worse
December 12, 2025 at 6:23 AM
the sheer number of cucks i know is making me worse
I saw photos of someone who was trussed up with barbed wire instead of rope and it's lived in my brain ever since
rope bondage......
December 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I saw photos of someone who was trussed up with barbed wire instead of rope and it's lived in my brain ever since
rope bondage......
December 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
rope bondage......
its very annoying to be an obligate bottom while also being engaged in a shooting war with my GI system
December 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
its very annoying to be an obligate bottom while also being engaged in a shooting war with my GI system
beautiful women are wishing imminent harm upon me
December 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
beautiful women are wishing imminent harm upon me
Forcefemming a knight girl by carefully sanding away all the calluses on her hands and chastising her for wasting your hard work whenever she picks up a sword
December 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Forcefemming a knight girl by carefully sanding away all the calluses on her hands and chastising her for wasting your hard work whenever she picks up a sword
AUGH j NEED to suck someone's dick asap
December 11, 2025 at 8:57 AM
AUGH j NEED to suck someone's dick asap
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See I think sports betting is bad when it involves money. I think sports betting is good when it involves ill-advised, perhaps slightly inebriated sexual favors between friends.
December 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
See I think sports betting is bad when it involves money. I think sports betting is good when it involves ill-advised, perhaps slightly inebriated sexual favors between friends.
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Tip: When she punches you in the stomach and you crumple to your knees, always remember to kiss her knuckles and say Thank You before you hit the ground.
October 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Tip: When she punches you in the stomach and you crumple to your knees, always remember to kiss her knuckles and say Thank You before you hit the ground.
it would be nice to be tied up to another woman, sharing a vibrator, seeing who loses and cums first...
December 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
it would be nice to be tied up to another woman, sharing a vibrator, seeing who loses and cums first...
I neeeeed to get bigger and rounder tits
December 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I neeeeed to get bigger and rounder tits
<-extremely cageable girl
December 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
<-extremely cageable girl
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We're bluesky mutuals, of course you can ejaculate on me
December 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
We're bluesky mutuals, of course you can ejaculate on me
Thinking about that arknights character fanart where she has huge bruises on her torso from where her armor stopped bullets
December 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Thinking about that arknights character fanart where she has huge bruises on her torso from where her armor stopped bullets