Scrappy
@ohscrappy.bsky.social
In a world that will exploit all that is special about you, be mediocre.
Mediocre posts seasoned with cryptic chaos. Avid supporter of anything that makes TuSK glitch.
Mediocre posts seasoned with cryptic chaos. Avid supporter of anything that makes TuSK glitch.
I'm just tired of the local feral cat acting like they come by to check on me.
August 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I'm just tired of the local feral cat acting like they come by to check on me.
W/mom #superman. Said I have an Action #1 & she shows me a picture of Katy Keene & says it's where comics started. What could I say to that logic 🤣? Now, she is flashing me google pics of George & Chris R, & the woman ifo me is playing slots & telling her husband she won't turn off her phone. #fml
July 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Im getting a pedicure and all Ive done is apologize for:
•Having ugly feet
•Taking punches technicians time
•Accepting the complimentary boba
•Ugly Feet part 2
•Not speaking Vietnamese beyond greeting
•Ugly foot annnd sweaty hands
•Making the woman next to me laugh
•Having ugly feet
•Taking punches technicians time
•Accepting the complimentary boba
•Ugly Feet part 2
•Not speaking Vietnamese beyond greeting
•Ugly foot annnd sweaty hands
•Making the woman next to me laugh
July 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Im getting a pedicure and all Ive done is apologize for:
•Having ugly feet
•Taking punches technicians time
•Accepting the complimentary boba
•Ugly Feet part 2
•Not speaking Vietnamese beyond greeting
•Ugly foot annnd sweaty hands
•Making the woman next to me laugh
•Having ugly feet
•Taking punches technicians time
•Accepting the complimentary boba
•Ugly Feet part 2
•Not speaking Vietnamese beyond greeting
•Ugly foot annnd sweaty hands
•Making the woman next to me laugh
No one has advocated for abstaining from motherhood quite like my mother.
June 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
No one has advocated for abstaining from motherhood quite like my mother.
The best part is that you can find all these delightful items on the new "asshole in training" section of Amazon! Even the yacht with foam party! What a time to be alive 🥰
Bezos Wedding Guests Delighted By Amazon Worker With Ring Tied To Collar Crawling Down Aisle
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June 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The best part is that you can find all these delightful items on the new "asshole in training" section of Amazon! Even the yacht with foam party! What a time to be alive 🥰
Confessed that I will always tell the truth about anything I lie about, and I think that shows how much I've grown as a person.
June 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Confessed that I will always tell the truth about anything I lie about, and I think that shows how much I've grown as a person.
I haven't stopped chuckling... may satire forever reign.
June 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I haven't stopped chuckling... may satire forever reign.
All I know is someone is so mad all the headlines about a parade are not about a parade. #nokings #Minnesota #evenpopeleo
June 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
All I know is someone is so mad all the headlines about a parade are not about a parade. #nokings #Minnesota #evenpopeleo
You. Yes. Obviously, you. Bring the hhwhipped egg white of the blessed Sugar-Chicken, or don't come at all. The Crackers of Graham will not accept the sacred bars from the Cacao gods without it. #smores #astheworldburns
elmo is standing in front of a fire with the words `` so it begins '' .
ALT: elmo is standing in front of a fire with the words `` so it begins '' .
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June 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
You. Yes. Obviously, you. Bring the hhwhipped egg white of the blessed Sugar-Chicken, or don't come at all. The Crackers of Graham will not accept the sacred bars from the Cacao gods without it. #smores #astheworldburns
In a feeble attempt to distance my many Star Wars shirts and goodies, I explained, "I have nothing to do with Palpatine. I may raid the closet of the Empire, but I am a Wookie." Didn't think it through, and now I'm owning it.
I'm motherfxcking Wookie.
#starwars #palpatineranamethlab #possiblypotus
I'm motherfxcking Wookie.
#starwars #palpatineranamethlab #possiblypotus
June 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
In a feeble attempt to distance my many Star Wars shirts and goodies, I explained, "I have nothing to do with Palpatine. I may raid the closet of the Empire, but I am a Wookie." Didn't think it through, and now I'm owning it.
I'm motherfxcking Wookie.
#starwars #palpatineranamethlab #possiblypotus
I'm motherfxcking Wookie.
#starwars #palpatineranamethlab #possiblypotus
Is everyone else enjoying the Truth Social v. X/Twitter match as much as I am?? We are basically to "lines" away from all the tea spilling.
June 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Is everyone else enjoying the Truth Social v. X/Twitter match as much as I am?? We are basically to "lines" away from all the tea spilling.
Not even ChatGPT can edit my work emails enough to prevent me from "a quick teams meeting to discuss your emails"
June 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Not even ChatGPT can edit my work emails enough to prevent me from "a quick teams meeting to discuss your emails"
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June 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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ASMR videos piss me the fuck off. I don't want to hear you not swallowing the saliva collecting in your mouth. I don't WANT to hear you swallow anything, tapping fucking acrylic tips across a bottle of some bottle/package/surface! Then that weird nightmare whisper voice? Just fuck off.
June 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
ASMR videos piss me the fuck off. I don't want to hear you not swallowing the saliva collecting in your mouth. I don't WANT to hear you swallow anything, tapping fucking acrylic tips across a bottle of some bottle/package/surface! Then that weird nightmare whisper voice? Just fuck off.
I started to post some bullshit yesterday. I walked away to do something and can't even remember what I was gonna dazzle you all with.
Mediocrity +5
Mediocrity +5
June 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I started to post some bullshit yesterday. I walked away to do something and can't even remember what I was gonna dazzle you all with.
Mediocrity +5
Mediocrity +5
Watching #Knicks and #Pacers play opposite day with home court advantage. Higher shooting percentages, hometown refs, but even with that available, I just watched a smart game! Been decades since I felt what Spike Lee must be feeling in that #monopoly Knicks Edition suit. I'm having a great time lol
May 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Watching #Knicks and #Pacers play opposite day with home court advantage. Higher shooting percentages, hometown refs, but even with that available, I just watched a smart game! Been decades since I felt what Spike Lee must be feeling in that #monopoly Knicks Edition suit. I'm having a great time lol
Why am I cooking dinner and scrolling through DoorDash? For why, woman !?!?
May 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Why am I cooking dinner and scrolling through DoorDash? For why, woman !?!?
I'm watching Jalen Brunsen and was watching #LastOfUs earlier. I cannot unsee the similarities between Ellie and Jalen.
a basketball player with the number 12 on his jersey looks up at the sky
ALT: a basketball player with the number 12 on his jersey looks up at the sky
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May 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I'm watching Jalen Brunsen and was watching #LastOfUs earlier. I cannot unsee the similarities between Ellie and Jalen.
May 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
For Sale: Sofa. Blue. Slightly used. Possible loose change, amulets, and temporal folds. *Must have own transportation.
"Did you try looking in the sofa from HELL?!"
- Willow Rosenberg (S3 Doppelgangland)
#buffy #btvs #hashtaghell
"Did you try looking in the sofa from HELL?!"
- Willow Rosenberg (S3 Doppelgangland)
#buffy #btvs #hashtaghell
May 16, 2025 at 5:21 AM
For Sale: Sofa. Blue. Slightly used. Possible loose change, amulets, and temporal folds. *Must have own transportation.
"Did you try looking in the sofa from HELL?!"
- Willow Rosenberg (S3 Doppelgangland)
#buffy #btvs #hashtaghell
"Did you try looking in the sofa from HELL?!"
- Willow Rosenberg (S3 Doppelgangland)
#buffy #btvs #hashtaghell
The way I lmao when I remember the time I thought buying old Roy Roger's comics would be smart because I was 13, and this seemed like 400 B.C. which obviously means I'd be hyper wealthy.
Anyone have a clue if this would have a niche market.... in the Smithsonian? I have 4 more! #royrogers #comics
Anyone have a clue if this would have a niche market.... in the Smithsonian? I have 4 more! #royrogers #comics
May 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The way I lmao when I remember the time I thought buying old Roy Roger's comics would be smart because I was 13, and this seemed like 400 B.C. which obviously means I'd be hyper wealthy.
Anyone have a clue if this would have a niche market.... in the Smithsonian? I have 4 more! #royrogers #comics
Anyone have a clue if this would have a niche market.... in the Smithsonian? I have 4 more! #royrogers #comics
Just making sure my bullshit meter is calibrated... You mean to tell me Georgia is forcing a family to keep a brain-dead wife on life support because she's pregnant, and the fetus is testing as non-viable. So, trauma on top of trauma with a side of bankruptcy? It's been 90+ days, BTW.
Burn GIF
ALT: Burn GIF
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May 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Just making sure my bullshit meter is calibrated... You mean to tell me Georgia is forcing a family to keep a brain-dead wife on life support because she's pregnant, and the fetus is testing as non-viable. So, trauma on top of trauma with a side of bankruptcy? It's been 90+ days, BTW.
Ah, to become the villain of your own story... I'm having fun going through my collection. Haven't had time to appreciate it in forever
May 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Ah, to become the villain of your own story... I'm having fun going through my collection. Haven't had time to appreciate it in forever