Soen
@ohsoen.bsky.social
Award winning software engineer, neuroscientist, Gogo dancer.
Mr Bear Gran Canaria 2024.
Women are safe to choose this bear. #LGBTQIA
Mr Bear Gran Canaria 2024.
Women are safe to choose this bear. #LGBTQIA
Sometimes I wonder how some companies stay in business. 4 phone calls and a text message to tell a company that I won't be in on the designated date and to their sofa delivery. 🤦♂️ They choose the date, and they can't guarantee a specific requested date. So much for a customer centric business.
December 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Sometimes I wonder how some companies stay in business. 4 phone calls and a text message to tell a company that I won't be in on the designated date and to their sofa delivery. 🤦♂️ They choose the date, and they can't guarantee a specific requested date. So much for a customer centric business.
"You're a waste of good carbon"
Is now my favourite insult.
Is now my favourite insult.
December 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
"You're a waste of good carbon"
Is now my favourite insult.
Is now my favourite insult.
2.8 million years of evolution and "vaxtard" is the best antivaxxers can come up with?
Honestly, they're a waste of good carbon.
Honestly, they're a waste of good carbon.
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
2.8 million years of evolution and "vaxtard" is the best antivaxxers can come up with?
Honestly, they're a waste of good carbon.
Honestly, they're a waste of good carbon.
AI is like a kitchen knife. It can be beneficial to helping you then some asshat will use it to cause harm. I.e. With a knife you can chop vegetables but also you can stab someone.
December 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
AI is like a kitchen knife. It can be beneficial to helping you then some asshat will use it to cause harm. I.e. With a knife you can chop vegetables but also you can stab someone.
My friends: "He's so sexy! He's so hot!"
Me: "It looks like he has an inverted sternum. There's a procedure where they cut through your ribcage, and flip the sternum over but it's not particularly pleasant."
Me: "It looks like he has an inverted sternum. There's a procedure where they cut through your ribcage, and flip the sternum over but it's not particularly pleasant."
December 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My friends: "He's so sexy! He's so hot!"
Me: "It looks like he has an inverted sternum. There's a procedure where they cut through your ribcage, and flip the sternum over but it's not particularly pleasant."
Me: "It looks like he has an inverted sternum. There's a procedure where they cut through your ribcage, and flip the sternum over but it's not particularly pleasant."
I might complain about having a hyperactive immune system, that it hurts my tongue and my stomach and causes fatigue...
But it does appear to have made me immune to this year's flu.
But it does appear to have made me immune to this year's flu.
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I might complain about having a hyperactive immune system, that it hurts my tongue and my stomach and causes fatigue...
But it does appear to have made me immune to this year's flu.
But it does appear to have made me immune to this year's flu.
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“ i’m so surprised!!”……. said no one ever.
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
“ i’m so surprised!!”……. said no one ever.
It would be nice if my own immune system would stop attacking my own tongue. kthx.
December 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It would be nice if my own immune system would stop attacking my own tongue. kthx.
Encountered just the worst customer service from Debenhams. I bought a sofa but changed my mind. The only way to contact them is via Whatsapp or Facebook Messenger. I sent a message on both, and even to their dispatch partner. Total silence, only a message telling me to return the item.
December 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Encountered just the worst customer service from Debenhams. I bought a sofa but changed my mind. The only way to contact them is via Whatsapp or Facebook Messenger. I sent a message on both, and even to their dispatch partner. Total silence, only a message telling me to return the item.
I've decided to open a toaster store just for Christmas.
It'll be a pop up shop.
It'll be a pop up shop.
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I've decided to open a toaster store just for Christmas.
It'll be a pop up shop.
It'll be a pop up shop.
More tests back from the docs today. My immune system is now showing high lymphocytes and low neutrophils lending credence to the theory that I have an unrecognised autoimmune condition that's affecting my stomach causing...
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
More tests back from the docs today. My immune system is now showing high lymphocytes and low neutrophils lending credence to the theory that I have an unrecognised autoimmune condition that's affecting my stomach causing...
Anyone else find Coca Cola's AI generated Christmas advert absolutely creepy AF? Absolutely soulless slop.
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Anyone else find Coca Cola's AI generated Christmas advert absolutely creepy AF? Absolutely soulless slop.
That's just Bjork nipping down to the shops.
A 12,000-year-old clay sculpture found in Israel depicts a goose on the back of a woman, and archaeologists suggest it may be a depiction of an animistic mythological scene
Ancient figurine may show sexual encounter between woman and goose
www.newscientist.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
That's just Bjork nipping down to the shops.
News on TV: We have to wait and see what will be Trump's next move.
My inner monologue: Hopefully a heart attack.
My inner monologue: Hopefully a heart attack.
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
News on TV: We have to wait and see what will be Trump's next move.
My inner monologue: Hopefully a heart attack.
My inner monologue: Hopefully a heart attack.
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I know loperamide was an accidental discovery, but hats off to those who found it, and commercialised it.
You make living with IBS tolerable.
Ironic pun intentional.
You make living with IBS tolerable.
Ironic pun intentional.
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I know loperamide was an accidental discovery, but hats off to those who found it, and commercialised it.
You make living with IBS tolerable.
Ironic pun intentional.
You make living with IBS tolerable.
Ironic pun intentional.
I might not be the prettiest.
I might not be the most intelligent.
But as Elton John once described me "He's a little bit funny..."
I might not be the most intelligent.
But as Elton John once described me "He's a little bit funny..."
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I might not be the prettiest.
I might not be the most intelligent.
But as Elton John once described me "He's a little bit funny..."
I might not be the most intelligent.
But as Elton John once described me "He's a little bit funny..."
Today's drag name
Irn Brupaul
Irn Brupaul
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Today's drag name
Irn Brupaul
Irn Brupaul
"The weather outside is frightful..."
Aye that's Scotland for ye.
Aye that's Scotland for ye.
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
"The weather outside is frightful..."
Aye that's Scotland for ye.
Aye that's Scotland for ye.
What's Kath and Kim's favourite Christmas carol?
Let it snurr let it snurr let it snurr
Let it snurr let it snurr let it snurr
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
What's Kath and Kim's favourite Christmas carol?
Let it snurr let it snurr let it snurr
Let it snurr let it snurr let it snurr
Here's my latest progressive house mix, dedicated to my close friend and legendary DJ Lee Harris who passed away in August:
on.soundcloud.com/XVavHXtHfhuq...
on.soundcloud.com/XVavHXtHfhuq...
Sinewave Radio 053: Sorrow and Happiness [Progressive, Melodic House]
After taking a 4 month hiatus, I'm back with a fresh new mix of some of my absolute favourite progressive house tracks along with some new tracks I've heard over the summer and at festivals dotted aro
soundcloud.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Here's my latest progressive house mix, dedicated to my close friend and legendary DJ Lee Harris who passed away in August:
on.soundcloud.com/XVavHXtHfhuq...
on.soundcloud.com/XVavHXtHfhuq...
I wish there were more ways to use the phrase "seminal motility" but there isn't really.
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I wish there were more ways to use the phrase "seminal motility" but there isn't really.
Frankenstein was a solid movie. 8/10.
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Frankenstein was a solid movie. 8/10.
I've had significantly improved energy levels since tripling my magnesium intake. Turns out that my absorption of magnesium is rubbish and I'm probably taking the wrong type. Considering serum testing.
To the point now that hydrocortisone no longer has the stimulant effect that it did have.
To the point now that hydrocortisone no longer has the stimulant effect that it did have.
November 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I've had significantly improved energy levels since tripling my magnesium intake. Turns out that my absorption of magnesium is rubbish and I'm probably taking the wrong type. Considering serum testing.
To the point now that hydrocortisone no longer has the stimulant effect that it did have.
To the point now that hydrocortisone no longer has the stimulant effect that it did have.
Also, thinking of switching my provider from @nordvpn.bsky.social - Unfortunately their client has become a shining example of enshittification. I just want a simple VPN, it now has too many features, it's patronising to use, makes you jump through hoops to disconnect.
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Also, thinking of switching my provider from @nordvpn.bsky.social - Unfortunately their client has become a shining example of enshittification. I just want a simple VPN, it now has too many features, it's patronising to use, makes you jump through hoops to disconnect.