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OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 5h

My favourite overheard in a pub bog while I was having a dump was
"Bloody 'ell! Come and look at this turd!"
"Jesus Christ, mate! It's bright green! What the fuck have you been eating?!"

OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 5h

It's @privateeyenews.bsky.social and they deserve a credit.

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OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 5h

Arse not ass. No donkeys were harmed in the usage of this equipment.

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OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 5h

What annoys me is that DVD I have has been cut so you hear him saying "Little squirt! He does one advert and he thinks he's Dustin Hoffman!" but in the broadcast you saw him being helped into a smoking jacket. I know it's only a little thing but cuts bug me.

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CapeCodCritter @capecodcritter.bsky.social · 23h

Bastards

Arturo Dominguez 🇨🇺🇺🇸 @extremearturo.bsky.social · 11d

This is an international disaster. They targeted a disabled fishing boat in Colombian territorial waters and killed fishermen.

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Marcus Chown @marcuschown.bsky.social · 1d

They should start naming hurricanes after oil companies.

Seriously.

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paulsinha.bsky.social @paulsinha.bsky.social · 10h

The most valuable showbiz advice i ever received ŵas "Never split up with Lily Allen."

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OiyouAndy🇪🇺 @oiyouandy.bsky.social · 6h

The first album I ever bought. I'm going to see them in London on Sunday. No Akkerman but Menno Gootjes is a very good replacement.

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Amnesty International UK @amnestyuk.bsky.social · 1d

History teaches us clearly: rights can be lost quickly if we don't defend them.

Act now: amn.st/633227EWl4

This afternoon Nigel Farage failed to pass his bill to take the UK out of the ECHR. The ECHR protects us all and we must continue to resist attempts to remove this vital safety net. History teaches us clearly: rights can be lost quickly if we don't defend them.

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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 1d

Wishing all my friends in the United States a happy National Cat Day. We don't have a National Cat Day in the UK, just a National Cat. Me.
(Pic @pjrfoto.bsky.social)

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Marcus Chown @marcuschown.bsky.social · 1d

“Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.”
- Samuel Johnson

East Anglia Bylines @eastangliabylines.co.uk · 1d

Tensions over divisive flag displays have erupted into violence in Norfolk, as police face criticism for inaction | Owen Sennitt, Local Democracy Reporter

Police drop inquiry after man assaulted removing flags

Tensions over divisive flag displays have erupted into violence in Norfolk, as police face criticism for inaction

eastangliabylines.co.uk

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Marcus Chown @marcuschown.bsky.social · 22h

"You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race"
- George Bernard Shaw

East Anglia Bylines @eastangliabylines.co.uk · 1d

Tensions over divisive flag displays have erupted into violence in Norfolk, as police face criticism for inaction | Owen Sennitt, Local Democracy Reporter

Police drop inquiry after man assaulted removing flags

Tensions over divisive flag displays have erupted into violence in Norfolk, as police face criticism for inaction

eastangliabylines.co.uk

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Zoe Gardner @zoejardiniere.bsky.social · 11h

3 things Starmer could do instead of camps in old barracks that would actually WORK👇

1. Create safe, regulated routes to apply for asylum in the UK

2. Let asylum seekers WORK & support themselves

3. Fast track status for people from obviously unsafe countries
metro.co.uk/2025/10/29/k...

Keir Starmer tries to look tough - and exposes himself as a coward

The government's immigration policy is in desperate need of a bold change in direction.

metro.co.uk

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Cliff Peat @cliffpeat.bsky.social · 1d

"That's how the light gets in"
Amazon have reduced price just now to £2:99
#LeonardCohen

@marcuschown.bsky.social
www.amazon.co.uk/Crack-Everyt...?

A Crack in Everything: How Black Holes Came in from the Cold and Took Cosmic Centre Stage

A Crack in Everything: How Black Holes Came in from the Cold and Took Cosmic Centre Stage eBook : Chown, Marcus: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store

www.amazon.co.uk

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 16h

Judge rules George R.R. Martin and other authors can sue OpenAI for copyright infringement

• Said ChatGPT generated 'Game of Thrones' content similar enough to infringe copyright

• OpenAI’s motion to dismiss was denied

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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 10h

We had a Halloween party on the village green for the children yesterday
Bunty came as Carole Malone.
She screeched about migrants whilst pointing her pen at people.
Everyone said it was the most horrific thing they’d seen since Cliff cut his finger in the pub slicing lemon.
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