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Oki Opossum 🐭
@okiopossum.bsky.social
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North American opossum 🇺🇸 • 34 Years Old • He/Him ♂️ • Altruistic • Monogamous • Certified Goofball • SFW Content • Zoo & Pedo DNI 🚫 --> DM's Are Always Open <--
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Oki Opossum 🐭 @okiopossum.bsky.social · Jul 10
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Oki Opossum 🐭 @okiopossum.bsky.social · 17h
a man says " dear god there 's two of them " while standing next to a woman
ALT: a man says " dear god there 's two of them " while standing next to a woman
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Oki Opossum 🐭 @okiopossum.bsky.social · 19h
"What do you mean the candy is for trick-or-treaters?"
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Oki Opossum 🐭 @okiopossum.bsky.social · 23h
Jack-o-lantern? No.
Jack-Opossum. ✔️
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Oki Opossum 🐭 @okiopossum.bsky.social · 1d
So does yours.
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Oki Opossum 🐭 @okiopossum.bsky.social · 2d
Of course. ^_^
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Oki Opossum 🐭 @okiopossum.bsky.social · 2d
Very true :/ He lied to me for so long too.
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Oki Opossum 🐭 @okiopossum.bsky.social · 2d
If not snack, why shaped like snack?
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Oki Opossum 🐭 @okiopossum.bsky.social · 2d
T oddly enough. But has Russian Roulette.
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Oki Opossum 🐭 @okiopossum.bsky.social · 2d
I won't complain. Probably makes good fertilizer.
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Oki Opossum 🐭 @okiopossum.bsky.social · 3d
Be the ketchup to my french fries this Halloween.
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Oki Opossum 🐭 @okiopossum.bsky.social · 3d
Maybe it's Maybelline.
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Oki Opossum 🐭 @okiopossum.bsky.social · 5d
What if you found this in your Christmas stocking instead of coal this year?
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Oki Opossum 🐭 @okiopossum.bsky.social · 5d
These animatronics were scarier than any FNAF character to me as a kid. Hated them so much.
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Oki Opossum 🐭 @okiopossum.bsky.social · 5d
Asked for a treat. Got a trick.
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Oki Opossum 🐭 @okiopossum.bsky.social · 6d
What a peculiar looking bunny.
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Oki Opossum 🐭 @okiopossum.bsky.social · 7d
Hoppy Sunday!
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Oki Opossum 🐭 @okiopossum.bsky.social · 10d
Hocus Pocus!
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Oki Opossum 🐭 @okiopossum.bsky.social · 10d
What if for Halloween we went dressed as tacos?
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Oki Opossum 🐭 @okiopossum.bsky.social · 11d
The spooky month is here.
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Oki Opossum 🐭 @okiopossum.bsky.social · 12d
Who needs Hot Wheels?
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Oki Opossum 🐭 @okiopossum.bsky.social · 12d
Janet was just playing dead again to avoid her kids. Lol.
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Oki Opossum 🐭 @okiopossum.bsky.social · 16d
Cute. Almost as cute as you!
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Oki Opossum 🐭 @okiopossum.bsky.social · 16d
Thank you all for being amazing friends.
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Oki Opossum 🐭 @okiopossum.bsky.social · 19d
Spooky month is nearly upon us! 🎃
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Oki Opossum 🐭 @okiopossum.bsky.social · 25d
You just looked like you needed a hug
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