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Peoni: Zebra/Giraffe/Thingy

@okpeoni.bsky.social

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She/They - Mid 30s - Okapi VTuber - Bri'ish Innit - Silliness Incarnate I do art stuff - Minors DNI NSFW -> #HoeKapi Check out my art! #peonidraws

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Peoni: Zebra/Giraffe/Thingy @okpeoni.bsky.social · 24d

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I need to abandon the fundraising for a new PC and open up emergency commissions.

Today I offer you to take a bath... In your favourite soup!

For further info DM me on Discord - my @ is OKPeoni.

All payments to my ko-fi - will link in replies.

A person swims in a bowl of soup. The bowl reads "YCH Soup: £10"

Peoni swims in a bowl of mushroom soup. The bowl reads: "PNG Reactive: £15"

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Kenza @kenzamaka.sheath.church · 26d

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Peoni: Zebra/Giraffe/Thingy @okpeoni.bsky.social · 20h

In two weeks I’m gonna be glammed up for real and I’m low-key kind of nervous that I’ll look like a little kid trying to play dress-up rather than the elegant woman I should look like… 😬😬

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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 3d

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

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Peoni: Zebra/Giraffe/Thingy @okpeoni.bsky.social · 1d

MISS PIGGY IN THE GREAT MUPPET CAPER WAS THE EPITOME OF GLAMOUR TO ME AS A KID AND I WILL *NOT* HEAR OTHERWISE.

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ThatTransKnight @thattransknight.bsky.social · 2d

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Peoni: Zebra/Giraffe/Thingy @okpeoni.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, Felt…

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HoratiusTheDwarf @horatiusthedwarf.bsky.social · 2d

Lurkers are the lifeblood if every single stream on every platform.

We have been shouting this out for years and I will continue to do so.

Thank you to all of you. Who attend any stream and just vibe out. You matter, you are what makes some many people able to do what they do.

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Peoni: Zebra/Giraffe/Thingy @okpeoni.bsky.social · 2d

I admire your passion.

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Peoni: Zebra/Giraffe/Thingy @okpeoni.bsky.social · 2d

OK that is exercising crazy amounts of control to hold a broom like that.

Well played.

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Peoni: Zebra/Giraffe/Thingy @okpeoni.bsky.social · 2d

You knows it.

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Peoni: Zebra/Giraffe/Thingy @okpeoni.bsky.social · 2d

ACKSHUALLY ☝️🤓

You can blame K for it.

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Peoni: Zebra/Giraffe/Thingy @okpeoni.bsky.social · 2d

It's an abomination.

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Peoni: Zebra/Giraffe/Thingy @okpeoni.bsky.social · 2d

Is this @peroporoggo.bsky.social ??

L @banalplay.bsky.social · 3d

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots

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Peoni: Zebra/Giraffe/Thingy @okpeoni.bsky.social · 3d

I had to think about it so you have to too:

Blobby Knobby.

Yes, THAT Blobby Knobby…

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Peoni: Zebra/Giraffe/Thingy @okpeoni.bsky.social · 3d

My favourite phrase as an Autistic Brit:
"Hi, you alright?"

What you think it means: "Greetings, how do you do?"

What it actually means: "Ah, it is you, the acquaintance. I have noticed your presence as we pass each other in the street. I do not wish to know about your day, I'm just being polite."

Peoni: Zebra/Giraffe/Thingy @okpeoni.bsky.social · 3d

God gives his strongest warriors the mightiest cases of the shits as a test.

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Peoni: Zebra/Giraffe/Thingy @okpeoni.bsky.social · 3d

If Ol' Captain Dumbnuts here can see you're only checking in because it'll benefit you, you are nowhere near as slick as you think you are.

Quit while you're ahead.

Peoni: Zebra/Giraffe/Thingy @okpeoni.bsky.social · 3d

Earlier this year, I learned that I can't intuit other people's minds as well as I thought I could. I only learned how from being bullied a lot as a kid.

So if I think you're being shady, you might as well say it with your full chest, because it's that obvious.

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Peoni: Zebra/Giraffe/Thingy @okpeoni.bsky.social · 4d

At this point whatever shred of “good faith” I had in people is a very fragile thing and I don’t trust anyone except a small select few with that shred nowadays.

I don’t like it and I wish I could have the same naïveté I did when I first started this gig, but I gotta look after me.

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MoosenMonk @moosenmonk.bsky.social · 4d

The only AI that's acceptable is

A-y
I-'m walking here!

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Peoni: Zebra/Giraffe/Thingy @okpeoni.bsky.social · 4d

Remember folks:

If you come to my page championing AI, it's a thwappin'

Peoni looking menacing as she is ready to strike with her baseball bat.

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Peoni: Zebra/Giraffe/Thingy @okpeoni.bsky.social · 5d

#peonidraws some mighty sus content but it’s all worth it…

Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 5d

We hit 50% on our Kofi goal and now you all must live with this image by @okpeoni.bsky.social existing. Behold...the Luigi Blanket "K Edition"

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Space Pirate K @spacepiratek.bsky.social · 5d

We hit 50% on our Kofi goal and now you all must live with this image by @okpeoni.bsky.social existing. Behold...the Luigi Blanket "K Edition"

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Movail @movail.bsky.social · 5d

She's got some talent!

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The Dread Pirate Eden @queerbuccaneer.gay · 5d

So since the Online Safety Act went into force, British people have:
- Been locked out of all but the sketchier porn sites
- Seen a man get shot in the head and die while scrolling twitter
- Got their ID stolen via a data leak.

Well I sure feel safer online now.

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