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John (Gulf of Mexico) not Wick
@oldjd57.bsky.social
Atheist. Retired. UK/US Dual Citizen. 🔵 Dot/🔴 State.
🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ Lifelong Chelsea FC supporter. First game at Stamford Bridge: 1972.
🚫Illuminati. Not keen on dressing up and looking like a dick.
🚫Porn 🚫Crypto 🚫DM's (unless you're hot 😉)
Pinned
America is back? Really, where the fuck did it go?
😉🤣
February 6, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Super Bowl LX this Sunday will be broadcast on NBC.
The halftime show is expected to start around 7-7:30pm Central time.
To be clear, there is no "alternative" halftime show.
There's just a bunch of other channels with programs on at the same time!
😉🤣
February 6, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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A large CAVA bag stuffed with what it says is $50,000 for White House Border Czar Tom Homan.

It’s been reported Homan took bribery money when he was recorded by the FBI accepting a bag full of $50,000 in cash.

“ICE GTFO OF MN”

Minneapolis February 4, 2026
February 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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BREAKING: Punxsutawney Phil is under arrest for calling for six more weeks of winter. He reportedly tried to escape but only dug himself in deeper.
February 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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Renee Good’s son’s school has faced threats, and Liam Ramos’s district was closed due to bomb threats, so you’ll have to pardon me when I don’t give a shit if a church service was briefly interrupted.
February 3, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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The biggest problem America has is that somehow, you're still the fucking President.
The “tough on crime” guy is a convicted felon yelling at people who aren’t. Cool platform.
February 2, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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Go ahead and try and take my VOTE away, you’ll get it when you pry it out of my cold,dead hand.
February 2, 2026 at 6:42 AM
With just about everyone bailing from The Kennedy Center, Trump has decided to try and save face by declaring that it will close for a couple of years for "renovations" 😉🤣
What a fucking loser.
February 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Oi Trumpy!
Minnesota has approximately 130,000 undocumented immigrants.
Texas, on the other hand, has approximately 2,000,000 undocumented immigrants.
Florida has 1,600,000.
Now I know your geography isn't great, but don't you think you have your Gestapo in the wrong place? 🤷‍♂️
February 1, 2026 at 6:11 AM
This orange cunt is such a cunt that he can't stop talking about himself in the third person.
What a cunt.
Did I say cunt enough?
February 1, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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Piece and peace are different.
They're, their and there are different. Scents, sense and cents are different.

Be coherent. Take 30 seconds and proofread.

Don't be lazy texting and then whine that you don't know why people don't understand you.
January 31, 2026 at 9:36 PM
January 31, 2026 at 3:45 AM
No More Mr. Ice Guy
January 30, 2026 at 7:37 AM
I got my SSA pension payment yesterday with the latest "COLA" increase of 2.81%
However, the Medicare increase was a whopping 9.73%!
So, my effective increase is 2.13%
Inflation is around 2.6%
As any schoolboy in mathematics class will tell you, getting below inflation is not actually an increase! 🤦‍♂️
January 29, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I'm sorry, but what with everything else going on, I must have missed the EPSTEIN FILES being released.
🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️
January 29, 2026 at 8:11 AM
I've been chatting on a dating site to a gorgeous young lady for a few days now.
I like her photos and profile. She likes my photos and my profile.
We are getting along very nicely.
First date: she suggested we go to the movies this Friday to watch "Melania"
I declined and blocked her.
🤦‍♂️
January 29, 2026 at 7:51 AM
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January 29, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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Jonathan Pie, an Englishman, understands it well. No doubt, America's gun fetish is out of control, making horrific events "normal" & "inevitable." We saw it coming decades ago, & here we are. Our children & grandchildren must grow up with this needless terror. 😭
January 27, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Has grammar and punctuation been declared unnecessary?
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January 26, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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Our government is filled with pedophiles, pedophile protectors, liars, criminals, murderers, and just god awful human beings.

The world should boycott us. Dont come to World Cup. Ban us from the Olympics.
January 25, 2026 at 1:45 PM
2010: My girlfriend and I travelled from Fort Worth TX to England and then to South Africa to watch 7 World Cup games.
Brilliant.
Probably spent $15K all told.
2026: Nine World Cup games will be played just down the road from me at the Cowboys stadium.
But you couldn't pay me to go to any of them.
January 26, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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go.bsky.app/2XiUaz2
superpack here
thanks so much Ed
way too much violence from the orange one
we have to get him OUT OF OUR POLITICS
we stay - STRONGER TOGETHER
big hugz 💜
January 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Jesus Christ!
What else has to happen before Congress steps up and tells Trump, enough is enough!
GOP: Grow a fucking pair.
Trump and his lackeys have blood on their hands.
This is nothing short of State-sponsored murder.
🤬
January 24, 2026 at 9:42 PM