kara mae
@oldlineplate.bsky.social
I have some books and things
oldlineplate.com
more cookbook photos on instagram
instagram.com/old_line_plate/
oldlineplate.com
more cookbook photos on instagram
instagram.com/old_line_plate/
I need everyone to stop buying shit like this please
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I need everyone to stop buying shit like this please
i'm going to take some indulgent relaxing time this weekend to unplug and completely NOT think about how much the people in charge of this country loathe women, and how even if trump wasn't in the emails we'd all assume it was by chance because he very openly hates women, yet somehow its not enough
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
i'm going to take some indulgent relaxing time this weekend to unplug and completely NOT think about how much the people in charge of this country loathe women, and how even if trump wasn't in the emails we'd all assume it was by chance because he very openly hates women, yet somehow its not enough
Ok now I know the Epstein stuff is successfully dominating the discourse because I didn’t hear until secondhand that the McRib is back. Nice try McDonald’s
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Ok now I know the Epstein stuff is successfully dominating the discourse because I didn’t hear until secondhand that the McRib is back. Nice try McDonald’s
Megyn Kelly: "he was into the barely legal type. Like, he liked 15-year-old girls."
Yo the thing about "barely legal" is that there is no such thing as "barely illegal".
Yo the thing about "barely legal" is that there is no such thing as "barely illegal".
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Megyn Kelly: "he was into the barely legal type. Like, he liked 15-year-old girls."
Yo the thing about "barely legal" is that there is no such thing as "barely illegal".
Yo the thing about "barely legal" is that there is no such thing as "barely illegal".
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Seems a good time to post this again.
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Seems a good time to post this again.
whenever I see someone hate on canned pumpkin just because it is like, butternut squash and not pumpkin, I think "there is a person who values authenticity over flavor." which is cool for them but I'll pass on their pies
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
whenever I see someone hate on canned pumpkin just because it is like, butternut squash and not pumpkin, I think "there is a person who values authenticity over flavor." which is cool for them but I'll pass on their pies
new post on the blog... another cake, this one very different than the apple cake!
An orange-filled cake from a Smith Island woman. It has layers!
oldlineplate.com/orange-layer...
An orange-filled cake from a Smith Island woman. It has layers!
oldlineplate.com/orange-layer...
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
new post on the blog... another cake, this one very different than the apple cake!
An orange-filled cake from a Smith Island woman. It has layers!
oldlineplate.com/orange-layer...
An orange-filled cake from a Smith Island woman. It has layers!
oldlineplate.com/orange-layer...
I planned this to be my last year of selling books and crafts at markets. I’m enrolled in one last market where I usually do well and it funds months of my work.
… then I found out that this year the Christmas Parade is that day and now I’m basically having a crisis
… then I found out that this year the Christmas Parade is that day and now I’m basically having a crisis
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I planned this to be my last year of selling books and crafts at markets. I’m enrolled in one last market where I usually do well and it funds months of my work.
… then I found out that this year the Christmas Parade is that day and now I’m basically having a crisis
… then I found out that this year the Christmas Parade is that day and now I’m basically having a crisis
Oh, *experts* predict this? Uh.... don't more millennial and Gen Z candidates HAVE TO run for office? Were more boomers going to run for office? Next thing you'll tell me more teenagers are going to enter the job market
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Oh, *experts* predict this? Uh.... don't more millennial and Gen Z candidates HAVE TO run for office? Were more boomers going to run for office? Next thing you'll tell me more teenagers are going to enter the job market
Helicopters are the leaf blowers of the sky
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Helicopters are the leaf blowers of the sky
I left work and saw the smoke and thought it was my old block, 25th and Howard so I walked down there. saw it was fawcett and walked home 5 blocks north... regret the detour because the smoke got worse and worse; had to change clothes!
November 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I left work and saw the smoke and thought it was my old block, 25th and Howard so I walked down there. saw it was fawcett and walked home 5 blocks north... regret the detour because the smoke got worse and worse; had to change clothes!
We have a this guy in Maryland his name is John Merryman
Andrew Otazo has plucked, bagged, heaved and hauled more than 17 tons of trash from the mangroves in Florida.
Every piece of garbage he removes reclaims space for what should be there: bird nesting grounds and fish nurseries. https://wapo.st/4oS36Vx
Every piece of garbage he removes reclaims space for what should be there: bird nesting grounds and fish nurseries. https://wapo.st/4oS36Vx
November 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
We have a this guy in Maryland his name is John Merryman
the place in Frederick that he sued and made to change their name to "Beef n Buns in Paradise" gets the last laugh
www.beefnbunsnparadise.com
www.beefnbunsnparadise.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
the place in Frederick that he sued and made to change their name to "Beef n Buns in Paradise" gets the last laugh
www.beefnbunsnparadise.com
www.beefnbunsnparadise.com
something I think about kind of a lot is how people used to say it was creepy to go on amazon and have the site remember your name
November 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
something I think about kind of a lot is how people used to say it was creepy to go on amazon and have the site remember your name
I am reposting this link because I have made this apple cake three times; most recently for family over the weekend and someone brought my grandmother some and she emailed me about it. its so good and so autumnal.
oldlineplate.com/sugar-top-apple-cake-lucretia-harris/
oldlineplate.com/sugar-top-apple-cake-lucretia-harris/
November 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I am reposting this link because I have made this apple cake three times; most recently for family over the weekend and someone brought my grandmother some and she emailed me about it. its so good and so autumnal.
oldlineplate.com/sugar-top-apple-cake-lucretia-harris/
oldlineplate.com/sugar-top-apple-cake-lucretia-harris/
many are saying this
there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me
November 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
many are saying this
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there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me
the Mamdani campaign wasnt mean enough to do this, but finding out Wallace Shawn was canvassing makes me feel like there was a real missed opportunity for My Dinner With Andrew
November 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
the Mamdani campaign wasnt mean enough to do this, but finding out Wallace Shawn was canvassing makes me feel like there was a real missed opportunity for My Dinner With Andrew
I went ahead and listed the little books I made to accompany cemetery tour. Contains 19 profiles and recipes (some from tour, some not) lots of imagery. 5x7 because I love cute things.
I may expand and revise this later into some larger project who knows.
oldlineplate.com/product/gree...
I may expand and revise this later into some larger project who knows.
oldlineplate.com/product/gree...
Green Mount Culinary Tour mini book with recipes – OLD LINE PLATE
oldlineplate.com
November 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I went ahead and listed the little books I made to accompany cemetery tour. Contains 19 profiles and recipes (some from tour, some not) lots of imagery. 5x7 because I love cute things.
I may expand and revise this later into some larger project who knows.
oldlineplate.com/product/gree...
I may expand and revise this later into some larger project who knows.
oldlineplate.com/product/gree...
amy sherald is so amazing that as a person who has problems making eye contact with people I had a hard time looking in the eyes of her paintings. So I walked through a second time to do ONLY that and it was an intense experience.
November 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
amy sherald is so amazing that as a person who has problems making eye contact with people I had a hard time looking in the eyes of her paintings. So I walked through a second time to do ONLY that and it was an intense experience.
wow so it seems like we're already entering the maîtresse-en-titre era of this aristocracy so things are moving pretty fast and maybe heads will roll sooner rather than later
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ma%C3%A...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ma%C3%A...
Maîtresse-en-titre - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
wow so it seems like we're already entering the maîtresse-en-titre era of this aristocracy so things are moving pretty fast and maybe heads will roll sooner rather than later
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ma%C3%A...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ma%C3%A...
Speaking of reporting spam, when I unsubscribe from an email and they’re like “it may take [any amount of time other than immediately] to stop receiving emails” I’m like… do you think we are stupid? It’s a computer. Get your shit together. If I get a single additional email I am marking it as spam.
October 31, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Speaking of reporting spam, when I unsubscribe from an email and they’re like “it may take [any amount of time other than immediately] to stop receiving emails” I’m like… do you think we are stupid? It’s a computer. Get your shit together. If I get a single additional email I am marking it as spam.
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Halloween/Samhain special: comment a favorite autumn food you enjoy, and I’ll pull a card for you from The Fermentation Oracle on your theme for the next season.
Rather than tipping me (though, thank you and you can do that too if you want), please donate to Umi Feeds or @acfb
Links below!
Rather than tipping me (though, thank you and you can do that too if you want), please donate to Umi Feeds or @acfb
Links below!
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Halloween/Samhain special: comment a favorite autumn food you enjoy, and I’ll pull a card for you from The Fermentation Oracle on your theme for the next season.
Rather than tipping me (though, thank you and you can do that too if you want), please donate to Umi Feeds or @acfb
Links below!
Rather than tipping me (though, thank you and you can do that too if you want), please donate to Umi Feeds or @acfb
Links below!
I would like to personally thank all of the idiots who subscribe to my posts, of their own free will, only to report them as "spam". Thanks to you, no one who is on my tour has been getting their confirmation emails because google decided that my own gmail address and my domain address are spam.
October 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I would like to personally thank all of the idiots who subscribe to my posts, of their own free will, only to report them as "spam". Thanks to you, no one who is on my tour has been getting their confirmation emails because google decided that my own gmail address and my domain address are spam.
I had a system worked out for my tour to run smoother and got the rug yanked out from under me at the last minute.. but the books arrived on time and look pretty good at least.
It’s hard to accept less than perfection when it was in my grasp but i need to stop trying to be the “best” and just *be*
It’s hard to accept less than perfection when it was in my grasp but i need to stop trying to be the “best” and just *be*
October 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I had a system worked out for my tour to run smoother and got the rug yanked out from under me at the last minute.. but the books arrived on time and look pretty good at least.
It’s hard to accept less than perfection when it was in my grasp but i need to stop trying to be the “best” and just *be*
It’s hard to accept less than perfection when it was in my grasp but i need to stop trying to be the “best” and just *be*