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@oldmangerson.bsky.social

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[ icon; _TheMrWolf_ ] I’m old! ( parody account )⠀⠀— ✍️ kyo; mun 18+

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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · Jun 14

TEMP PIN ; PEEPAW GAMING (written by kyo ; #mvrp / #dtrp )

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susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · Jul 31

temp pinned
its riley

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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · Jul 25

bleh, we all have those days. I certainly had my share.

[ he’s fishing in a kiddie pool? he’s fishing in a kiddie pool. what the heck. ]

‘S alright if you don’t wanna talk about it. sometimes these things are too raw to talk about in the moment, y’know?

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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · Jul 25

you doin’ okay there, kiddo?

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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · Jul 25

well that ain’t good

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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · Jul 16

[ grabbing one of the couches in castle town and throwing it out a window ]

the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · Jul 16

i can tell yer having relation ship issues CUS YOU ARE SO FUCKING LOUD !!!! I CAN’T LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!

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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · Jul 13

[ looking around ] why’s the little fellow tryin’ to get in asgore’s pantaloons?? ain’t that Rudy’s job????

the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · Jul 11

[ doing some sick tech deck tricks on his desk ]

the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · Jul 10

[ grabs a microphone and starts ‘singing’ louder ] YOU CAN’T WIN, I AM HIM, AND I COMPLETELY OWN YOU LIKE A PIIMP. NOW LET’S GO, KILL THE HOE, COME ON SUSIE LET’S KILL THIS FUCKERRRRRR I’m THE HEROOOOOOOOO AND YOU’RE THE BAD GUUUUUUUuuuuuuUUUUuUuUUuuUuUUUY

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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · Jul 10

HEYYYYYY NEED A HAAAAND I AM MOTHERFUCKING GERSON BOOOOM I’LL KILL YOUUU WITH MY POOOO I AM M O T H E R F U C K I N G GERSON BOOM

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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · Jul 9

Mmm.

… and you’re sure you don’t wanna talk about it?

the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · Jul 9

Are you sure

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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · Jul 9

hey. don’t just LIKE it and scamper off… ya little critter.

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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · Jul 9

what’s this all about possession and what not?? kiddo?? you good???

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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · Jul 9

aight bet

the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · Jul 9

[ heard ‘9/11’ and is going straight up catatonic ]

the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · Jul 6

sorry kiddo, i don't get this joke

the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · Jul 6

[ looks at them in the yes for a little bit ] What

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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · Jul 6

beh. y’know, i actually used turtwig when the game came out. yeah, he’s probably the worst for play through but c’mon, this is wood hammer we’re talking about

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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · Jul 6

ugh, i can never remember level up moves. coulda sworn zubat got wing attack…

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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · Jul 6

hey, i suggested it second for a reason! you prolly’ve seen a few flying types by now is all i’m sayin. in fact, zubat might be your best bet, vein’ immune to poison and all… bah, ignore me, i’m backseatin’.

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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · Jul 6

(( Silently hands you my Ramb secret boss (goramb) and leaves

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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · Jul 6

y’got any birds? or maybe that balloon feller?

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the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · Jul 3

(( I phuclimg love eram

the old man @oldmangerson.bsky.social · Jun 18

oh boy oh boy I hope I don’t get stuffed in some sort o’ bear suit or someth[ walking directly into Bonnie’s loving embrace ] in!