Olivia Neutron Bomb
@oliviacotm.bsky.social
☆She/Her☆
•Neurodivergent
•ADHD
•Mentally ill🙃
•56yrs
•I like to write dumb "jokes/puns/other humor products" that make me laugh
•I collect DVDs, Blu-rays, 4Ks, & comic book omnibuses & such
Transgender and scared
•I have an imaginary intern named Keith
•Neurodivergent
•ADHD
•Mentally ill🙃
•56yrs
•I like to write dumb "jokes/puns/other humor products" that make me laugh
•I collect DVDs, Blu-rays, 4Ks, & comic book omnibuses & such
Transgender and scared
•I have an imaginary intern named Keith
Why can't you find the Austrian composer of the German national anthem?
He's Haydn.
#OliviaCo Creators of jokes/puns that don't quite work when written down.
Competitors claim that our "jokes/puns" never work. Of course they're wrong and we stand by our official OliviaCo™️ "One Chuckle Guarantee."
He's Haydn.
#OliviaCo Creators of jokes/puns that don't quite work when written down.
Competitors claim that our "jokes/puns" never work. Of course they're wrong and we stand by our official OliviaCo™️ "One Chuckle Guarantee."
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Why can't you find the Austrian composer of the German national anthem?
He's Haydn.
#OliviaCo Creators of jokes/puns that don't quite work when written down.
Competitors claim that our "jokes/puns" never work. Of course they're wrong and we stand by our official OliviaCo™️ "One Chuckle Guarantee."
He's Haydn.
#OliviaCo Creators of jokes/puns that don't quite work when written down.
Competitors claim that our "jokes/puns" never work. Of course they're wrong and we stand by our official OliviaCo™️ "One Chuckle Guarantee."
Feeling cute might get fossilized later.
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Feeling cute might get fossilized later.
Reposted by Olivia Neutron Bomb
They roll downstairs alone or in pairs making a thumpity sound.
A veg, a veg! A wonderful veg!
Everyone knows it's onions.
Onions! Onions! What a wonderful toy!
They're fun for a salad or soup.
#OliviaCo #writingcommunity
#jokes #humor
A veg, a veg! A wonderful veg!
Everyone knows it's onions.
Onions! Onions! What a wonderful toy!
They're fun for a salad or soup.
#OliviaCo #writingcommunity
#jokes #humor
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
They roll downstairs alone or in pairs making a thumpity sound.
A veg, a veg! A wonderful veg!
Everyone knows it's onions.
Onions! Onions! What a wonderful toy!
They're fun for a salad or soup.
#OliviaCo #writingcommunity
#jokes #humor
A veg, a veg! A wonderful veg!
Everyone knows it's onions.
Onions! Onions! What a wonderful toy!
They're fun for a salad or soup.
#OliviaCo #writingcommunity
#jokes #humor
Won Ton Ton, the Dog Who Saved Hollywood 1976 (5.5/10)
Mostly funny.
Stars Madeline Kahn, Bruce Dern, Art Carney, Teri Garr, Billy Barty, and many famous cameos.
(I'm pretty sure the dog was a nervous wreck for the rest of it's life.)
#physicalmedia #movies
Mostly funny.
Stars Madeline Kahn, Bruce Dern, Art Carney, Teri Garr, Billy Barty, and many famous cameos.
(I'm pretty sure the dog was a nervous wreck for the rest of it's life.)
#physicalmedia #movies
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Won Ton Ton, the Dog Who Saved Hollywood 1976 (5.5/10)
Mostly funny.
Stars Madeline Kahn, Bruce Dern, Art Carney, Teri Garr, Billy Barty, and many famous cameos.
(I'm pretty sure the dog was a nervous wreck for the rest of it's life.)
#physicalmedia #movies
Mostly funny.
Stars Madeline Kahn, Bruce Dern, Art Carney, Teri Garr, Billy Barty, and many famous cameos.
(I'm pretty sure the dog was a nervous wreck for the rest of it's life.)
#physicalmedia #movies
The existence of baked potatoes implies the existence of raw potafingers
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The existence of baked potatoes implies the existence of raw potafingers
Reposted by Olivia Neutron Bomb
Reposted by Olivia Neutron Bomb
So the Epstein vote isn't the only reason Mike Johnson should fear Rep. Yassamin Ansari. More of this, please.
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
So the Epstein vote isn't the only reason Mike Johnson should fear Rep. Yassamin Ansari. More of this, please.
My local butcher makes his own sausages.
I tried one. It was offal.
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*This joke doesn't work in written form.
*Discount applied.
*For further assistance, contact the OliviaCo™️ help center - please use code 5150OU812.
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#OliviaCo #joke #humor #writingcommunity
I tried one. It was offal.
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*This joke doesn't work in written form.
*Discount applied.
*For further assistance, contact the OliviaCo™️ help center - please use code 5150OU812.
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#OliviaCo #joke #humor #writingcommunity
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
My local butcher makes his own sausages.
I tried one. It was offal.
.
*This joke doesn't work in written form.
*Discount applied.
*For further assistance, contact the OliviaCo™️ help center - please use code 5150OU812.
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#OliviaCo #joke #humor #writingcommunity
I tried one. It was offal.
.
*This joke doesn't work in written form.
*Discount applied.
*For further assistance, contact the OliviaCo™️ help center - please use code 5150OU812.
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#OliviaCo #joke #humor #writingcommunity
Reposted by Olivia Neutron Bomb
This is an excellent idea!!!
November 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This is an excellent idea!!!
What if "feel the burn" is exactly the wrong thing to do?
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
What if "feel the burn" is exactly the wrong thing to do?
Reposted by Olivia Neutron Bomb
Fact not fiction 🦋
November 1, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Fact not fiction 🦋
Have a blessed Samhain!
👻🎃🐈⬛🍎🍫🍭💀🤖🖤
Come beep-boop with us forever and ever
👻🎃🐈⬛🍎🍫🍭💀🤖🖤
Come beep-boop with us forever and ever
October 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Have a blessed Samhain!
👻🎃🐈⬛🍎🍫🍭💀🤖🖤
Come beep-boop with us forever and ever
👻🎃🐈⬛🍎🍫🍭💀🤖🖤
Come beep-boop with us forever and ever
Reposted by Olivia Neutron Bomb
October 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
