Chris Olson
@olsonchr.bsky.social
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Pump it Up by Elvis Costello
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if you were a closer in major league baseball what would your entrance music be
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Real heat check by the algorithm here
HBO Max push notification…

If you liked Sinners...
Check out this classic HBO Original series featuring Michael B. Jordan.
(It’s THE WIRE)
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United States of SPACE!
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This explains a lot, actually.
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According to a traditional Korean folk tale, if you don’t carefully dispose of your nail clippings a mouse will eat them, turn into your evil doppelganger and replace you.
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“Hey boss, can I send that fundraising text now that the bill has passed?”
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Just pack it full of wood filler and sand it down, no?
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Same thing has happened to me. I get the text alerts and think, “well obviously I’ll get to that before bed.”

Boom, asleep on the couch.
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“Extreme and user-aligned political content received more SwoCs, with partisans engaging in it more than politically neutral users.”
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🎶 Is that bad dodododoooo 🎶
Dbacks pitcher Pfaadt with a line of 0 IP, 8 runs on six hits
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My WiFi network is called “WindsofWinter” … we set it up in 2012.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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GRRM has no pages
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George R. R. Martin has some angry words for fans who complain every time he does something that's not Game of Thrones or Winds of Winter.
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Inbox: CBO says a final, fully interacted cost estimate for the House-passed reconciliation bill will publish next week
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Nikola Jokic has never had a teammate make an All Star, All NBA, or All Defense team. Unusual for an MVP through their first ten years in the league.

(via @owenphillips.bsky.social)
#NBA
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Wrong.

It’s Golden Years.
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And a kind soul already has it on Spotify, bless you sir:

open.spotify.com/playlist/0hk...
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“With no strings attached”
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As Sheikh Tamim bin Hamad al-Thani, the emir of Qatar, hosts President Trump in Doha on Wednesday, it will be the culmination of a successful charm offensive by the Gulf emirate that now appears likely to include the promise of a luxury jetliner to Trump — with no strings attached. nyti.ms/4jPHQhb
A photo of President Trump in a suit walking in front of a group of men in Doha, Qatar’s capital. Photo by Doug Mills for The New York Times.
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Big Old Glory Robot Insurance vibes on FoxNews dot com this morning.
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We’re basically ornithologists now.