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I like cats and omelets, but for different reasons. Reasonable Minnesota sports fan.
The weather for the Gopher-Wisconsin game looks so much worse than it is in the city
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Thinking there should be a book called “Tuesday Meals”, for the non-special, “I’m a little tired”, what-do-we-have-already dinners
November 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Visit Saint Paul being honest about the building situation down town.
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless. Like the Ark.
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
First ballot Toy Hall of Famer
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Watching Ken Burns Baseball ⚾️
“Before it was outlawed everyone was throwing the curveball. Purists were appalled”
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
**Closes and locks door, shutting out an icy and windy night**
“I should probably get cinnamon rolls for tomorrow”
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Senator Mark Kelly must really need to hit some Q4 fundraising numbers.
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Hall of Famer Turkey Stearnes. And Kent Hrbek
What baseball player are you most thankful for?
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The Star Tribune is all-in on high school sports and parents being excited to see their kid’s name in a list
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My man looking to do someone a solid and get a free meal
November 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Same guy?
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Fight! Right now! Do it! Fight goddammit! Fight! Fight! Charlie Brown!! Fiiiiight!
That rug really tied the room together, Charlie Brown.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
American Dream (1990)
November 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Vikings fans should stand until McCarthy throws an interception. It’ll happen every game, just a matter of when
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Ed Harris really goes for it in the Abyss “Fight goddammit! Fight! Fight! Fillight!”
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
99 to 1 is basically Mario Party in real life (complementary)
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Watching the Amazing race and they’re in Greece
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Vulture Cinematrix No. 600: Nov 16, 2025

I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2665

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November 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My top five favorite genres
- Haunted child
- One actor gives a gonzo performance in a drama
- A director was given too much creative freedom
- The first of a planned series with no sequels
- Time capsules
My top five movie genres:
- nothing happens, extremely realistically
- city's beggars and street people organize to track down a serial killer of children, who is portrayed sympathetically
- four members of a pop band take an animated ride on an amber submersible
- two reporters report
- a train
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

-Awkward teen gets shit together
-Awkward sports team gets shit together
-Seven murderers get together, save town whose shit is not together
-Two people, whose shit is not together, meet, fall in love, break up, get shit together, get together
-Revenge
November 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I’ve seen enough of JJ McCarthy. The Vikings also do not have anyone better. Skol
November 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
🚨Spoilers🚨 I was surprised at the end of the movie Playdate when they blew up 30 children
November 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Colin’s Promotion and On the Run might be the best back-to-back episodes in tv history. Jackie Daytona, human bartender #WWDITS
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Making dinner and watching Moneyball again
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM