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30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
#frankenstein #maryshelley #fanart #horrorart
#frankenstein #maryshelley #fanart #horrorart
GODDAMN IT.....
GODDAMN IT.....
That lasted for all of two seconds, bc Dad got tired of using "a full grown ass man's name" whenever Ron shit where he wasn't supposed to XD
He was swiftly renamed to Bear.
That lasted for all of two seconds, bc Dad got tired of using "a full grown ass man's name" whenever Ron shit where he wasn't supposed to XD
He was swiftly renamed to Bear.
Mom: Did you bring your booyahs from work? You could drink your booyahs!
Me: .. my what?
Mom: Your booyahs!! >:U Drink hot booyahs!
Me: .. I think I'm having a stroke, Mother.
Mom, frustrated: Chicken booyahs! Veggie booyahs!
Me: Oh FUCK, my BOUILLON, mother???
Mom: THAT'S WHAT I SAID!
Mom: Did you bring your booyahs from work? You could drink your booyahs!
Me: .. my what?
Mom: Your booyahs!! >:U Drink hot booyahs!
Me: .. I think I'm having a stroke, Mother.
Mom, frustrated: Chicken booyahs! Veggie booyahs!
Me: Oh FUCK, my BOUILLON, mother???
Mom: THAT'S WHAT I SAID!
Ironically, not on a tallywhacker yet, but the morning is young.
Ironically, not on a tallywhacker yet, but the morning is young.
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That's it, that's the image, send skeet.
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That's it, that's the image, send skeet.
And I couldn't help myself but say "arrived, WITHOUT LUBE" --
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I think I need to log off lmfao
And I couldn't help myself but say "arrived, WITHOUT LUBE" --
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I think I need to log off lmfao
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BAY-BE, BAY-BEEEEEE IF YOU KISS ME LIKE THIS, AND I HOLD YOU LIKE THAT ~~
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BAY-BE, BAY-BEEEEEE IF YOU KISS ME LIKE THIS, AND I HOLD YOU LIKE THAT ~~
a million of them.
I was mid potty break, looked down, SAW IT by the door, and very loudly said "Oh what in Republican Fuck is that?"
a million of them.
I was mid potty break, looked down, SAW IT by the door, and very loudly said "Oh what in Republican Fuck is that?"
Quickest piss ever, Jesus fkn Christ....
Quickest piss ever, Jesus fkn Christ....
... bro what the fuck
... bro what the fuck
Him: R, double-E
Me, to the tune of "Beer Run": R-double-e-D-U-S, Reedus! R-double-e-D-U-S, REEEEEDUUUSSS, All you need is the kid in the jar, and the dude with the flame-throw guitar, R-DOUBLE-E-D-U-S, REEDUS!
Him: R, double-E
Me, to the tune of "Beer Run": R-double-e-D-U-S, Reedus! R-double-e-D-U-S, REEEEEDUUUSSS, All you need is the kid in the jar, and the dude with the flame-throw guitar, R-DOUBLE-E-D-U-S, REEDUS!
No!
Cosmic Yaoi, with Norman Reedus!
No!
Cosmic Yaoi, with Norman Reedus!
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