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For context, I brought my late grammas candy dish into the office for the whimsy and Mama validated my in a very Cool Boomer, albeit still Boomer, way~
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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No but the almost childlike joy in Halsin's voice when he says "I like ducks." His voice goes almost an entire octave higher when he says this from sheer excitement. How can you write him off as just "another boring hippie" when literally his entire being lights up when he's talking about animals???
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm?

30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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My interest in science leans towards the smallest things- 🍁

#frankenstein #maryshelley #fanart #horrorart
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender:
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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It's about time someone took care of me properly
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
age yourself with gaming
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Time for a social experiment feat my mom
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Scrolled for fkn 20 years to find this because SOMEONE got me into RDR2 and SOMEONE got me to like SOMEONE ////AGAIN/////
GODDAMN IT.....
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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When I was about 13, my dad got me a black kitten I was DEAD SET on naming "Ron" from Harry Potter.
That lasted for all of two seconds, bc Dad got tired of using "a full grown ass man's name" whenever Ron shit where he wasn't supposed to XD
He was swiftly renamed to Bear.
It is very funny to name your cats after fictional characters b/c you end up saying things like "keyleth will NOT STOP eating garbage" "Keyleth, why can't you clean your butt" "Beau why are you so STINKY??" "Ty Lee PLEASE STOP SCREAMING AT ME" and then getting a chuckle out of it XD
December 30, 2024 at 4:39 PM
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Me, sick af:
Mom: Did you bring your booyahs from work? You could drink your booyahs!
Me: .. my what?
Mom: Your booyahs!! >:U Drink hot booyahs!
Me: .. I think I'm having a stroke, Mother.
Mom, frustrated: Chicken booyahs! Veggie booyahs!
Me: Oh FUCK, my BOUILLON, mother???
Mom: THAT'S WHAT I SAID!
February 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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I choked.
Ironically, not on a tallywhacker yet, but the morning is young.
May 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Cowboy-esque character, laid back, barely propped up, with his hat over his eyes and his cock out and in his hand.
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That's it, that's the image, send skeet.
May 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Dino doc on the TV just said " -- But that is what happened, when the FIST OF FATE, in the form of a giant meteorite -- "
And I couldn't help myself but say "arrived, WITHOUT LUBE" --
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I think I need to log off lmfao
May 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Me, commuting, singing at the top of my lungs: THERE WERE NIGHTS OF ENDLESS PLEASURE, IT WAS MORE THAN ANY ///USE YOUR FUCKING TURN SIGNAL YOU MASSIVE C-NT///
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BAY-BE, BAY-BEEEEEE IF YOU KISS ME LIKE THIS, AND I HOLD YOU LIKE THAT ~~
May 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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It was a fkn sin against God, if I'm gonna be completely honest. It had bent legs like a cricket, but like
a million of them.
I was mid potty break, looked down, SAW IT by the door, and very loudly said "Oh what in Republican Fuck is that?"
May 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Commitment to do less harm in the world severely tested by the presence of a fuck you sized centipede looking bug ass bastard in the office bathroom.

Quickest piss ever, Jesus fkn Christ....
May 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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I had a dream last night that I survived Camp Crystal Lake, but I had to be Jason's home health aid bc I got adult protective services involved.
... bro what the fuck
May 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Woe, Queer Jedi Upon Thee
June 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Me, asking Rickie how to spell Reedus.
Him: R, double-E
Me, to the tune of "Beer Run": R-double-e-D-U-S, Reedus! R-double-e-D-U-S, REEEEEDUUUSSS, All you need is the kid in the jar, and the dude with the flame-throw guitar, R-DOUBLE-E-D-U-S, REEDUS!
June 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Death Stranding 2 On The Beach?
No!
Cosmic Yaoi, with Norman Reedus!
June 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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"big bad bitch splitter" is what I'm naming 2cm t-dick
October 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hey, fuck off, Kim Davis.
November 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 7:45 AM
IT'S FRANKENSTEIN FRIDAY ‼️please watch frankenstein if u haven't yet, it released today on netflix ✨
November 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM