One Angry Eyebrow…
@oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social
Artist, Recluse, Collector, Vintage Dealer, Restorer.
The Old Man and the C (where the C stands for cat).
Hard on the Outside vs Soft and Chewy in the Middle…
*defender of the potato scallop
The Old Man and the C (where the C stands for cat).
Hard on the Outside vs Soft and Chewy in the Middle…
*defender of the potato scallop
Pinned
The doctor said I needed to get something to lower my blood pressure, so I prescribed myself a cat.
After waiting out the previous owners option to collect him, and making a dozen phone calls to check if he had been collected yet.
This morning I got the call that Ziggy now lives here.
After waiting out the previous owners option to collect him, and making a dozen phone calls to check if he had been collected yet.
This morning I got the call that Ziggy now lives here.
Pounds per square inch of pressure from a cat paw jumping off your chest while you are laying down, 500
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in front of a computer .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in front of a computer .
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November 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Pounds per square inch of pressure from a cat paw jumping off your chest while you are laying down, 500
I just ate some dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets (the most appropriate nugget shape) that I am assuming the kids left for me.
If that isn’t the case I am sure I will be hearing about it soon…
If that isn’t the case I am sure I will be hearing about it soon…
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I just ate some dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets (the most appropriate nugget shape) that I am assuming the kids left for me.
If that isn’t the case I am sure I will be hearing about it soon…
If that isn’t the case I am sure I will be hearing about it soon…
When the BD in your BDSM stands for Bob Dylan:
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 AM
When the BD in your BDSM stands for Bob Dylan:
I have lugged it inside and it looks even more like an elephant now.
Obviously this is not the house for it, maybe the right rug or timber floor is required?
Either way I couldn’t say no because it will sell easily if I can’t make it work.
Obviously this is not the house for it, maybe the right rug or timber floor is required?
Either way I couldn’t say no because it will sell easily if I can’t make it work.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I have lugged it inside and it looks even more like an elephant now.
Obviously this is not the house for it, maybe the right rug or timber floor is required?
Either way I couldn’t say no because it will sell easily if I can’t make it work.
Obviously this is not the house for it, maybe the right rug or timber floor is required?
Either way I couldn’t say no because it will sell easily if I can’t make it work.
That ten dollar tub of lego seems like a bargain, until you are in hour three of sorting and there is still half a tub to go…
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
That ten dollar tub of lego seems like a bargain, until you are in hour three of sorting and there is still half a tub to go…
The elephant in the room at the moment is the marble coffee table in the back of my truck.
a man in a blue suit is sitting in a chair
ALT: a man in a blue suit is sitting in a chair
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November 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The elephant in the room at the moment is the marble coffee table in the back of my truck.
Sending an electricity bill during a major blackout is peak corporation:
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Sending an electricity bill during a major blackout is peak corporation:
Today may have been a complete cluster cuddle work wise, but I managed to stare at a problem long enough to cower it into total submission.
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Today may have been a complete cluster cuddle work wise, but I managed to stare at a problem long enough to cower it into total submission.
Imagine if all of these gaps were exactly the same size. You could just make a template, cut 36 of them, install them all at once.
As opposed to climb the ladder, measure, climb down, cut, climb ladder, install, climb down. 36x…
As opposed to climb the ladder, measure, climb down, cut, climb ladder, install, climb down. 36x…
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Imagine if all of these gaps were exactly the same size. You could just make a template, cut 36 of them, install them all at once.
As opposed to climb the ladder, measure, climb down, cut, climb ladder, install, climb down. 36x…
As opposed to climb the ladder, measure, climb down, cut, climb ladder, install, climb down. 36x…
Some timber, the last 3 sheets of foil board, and 15 sheets of 1/2” ply unloaded just before the storm caught up with me.
I am now dead and there is still no power for a coffee…
I am now dead and there is still no power for a coffee…
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Some timber, the last 3 sheets of foil board, and 15 sheets of 1/2” ply unloaded just before the storm caught up with me.
I am now dead and there is still no power for a coffee…
I am now dead and there is still no power for a coffee…
Triumvirate of f*ckery today:
2k of supplies, sudden storm, power outage.
2k of supplies, sudden storm, power outage.
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Triumvirate of f*ckery today:
2k of supplies, sudden storm, power outage.
2k of supplies, sudden storm, power outage.
Closed my eyes and then woke up 10 hours later. I assume that is some kind of biological limp mode, because I have been using this body with the check engine light on for years…
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Closed my eyes and then woke up 10 hours later. I assume that is some kind of biological limp mode, because I have been using this body with the check engine light on for years…
Accidentally feel into a cobbler hole: Watching boot repairs on YouTube.
It’s almost midnight and I should have been asleep an hour ago.
It’s almost midnight and I should have been asleep an hour ago.
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Accidentally feel into a cobbler hole: Watching boot repairs on YouTube.
It’s almost midnight and I should have been asleep an hour ago.
It’s almost midnight and I should have been asleep an hour ago.
What if I buy myself a Santa outfit and go to shopping centers this December.
Then when I see the mall Santa I draw my sword and rush towards him yelling “There can be only one!”…
Then when I see the mall Santa I draw my sword and rush towards him yelling “There can be only one!”…
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
What if I buy myself a Santa outfit and go to shopping centers this December.
Then when I see the mall Santa I draw my sword and rush towards him yelling “There can be only one!”…
Then when I see the mall Santa I draw my sword and rush towards him yelling “There can be only one!”…
Keeping it hidden like a conservative politician:
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Keeping it hidden like a conservative politician:
Things a fairy tale witch would say:
Why do these children smell like cookies?
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Things a fairy tale witch would say:
How hard do you need to squeeze a Pokemon to get juice?
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
How hard do you need to squeeze a Pokemon to get juice?
Due to physical/mental/emotional exhaustion today I will be staying home to relax, and also to vacuum the cat hair out of everything…
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Due to physical/mental/emotional exhaustion today I will be staying home to relax, and also to vacuum the cat hair out of everything…
Tinnitus and anxiety: the prizes
at the bottom of the “too much input on too little sleep” box.
at the bottom of the “too much input on too little sleep” box.
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Tinnitus and anxiety: the prizes
at the bottom of the “too much input on too little sleep” box.
at the bottom of the “too much input on too little sleep” box.
Accidentally got a scandi/japandi vibe corner going on at the moment
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Accidentally got a scandi/japandi vibe corner going on at the moment
I’m home and Ziggy has forgiven me for this morning’s unceremonious stuffing in a sack, or he’s forgotten because that brain cell is being used for something else:
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I’m home and Ziggy has forgiven me for this morning’s unceremonious stuffing in a sack, or he’s forgotten because that brain cell is being used for something else:
It’s a slow and steady day. Mainly slow…
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It’s a slow and steady day. Mainly slow…
This would be the perfect job for the trim router I never got around to buying.
Oh well circular saw with the guard off it is:
Oh well circular saw with the guard off it is:
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This would be the perfect job for the trim router I never got around to buying.
Oh well circular saw with the guard off it is:
Oh well circular saw with the guard off it is:
Ziggy is fine now, string had gotten knotted between his toes and had tightened up, vet cut it off before it caused any damage. However I am now in the bad books for stuffing him in a cage and driving him to the vet.
So I have come out to the farm to let him calm down.
So I have come out to the farm to let him calm down.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Ziggy is fine now, string had gotten knotted between his toes and had tightened up, vet cut it off before it caused any damage. However I am now in the bad books for stuffing him in a cage and driving him to the vet.
So I have come out to the farm to let him calm down.
So I have come out to the farm to let him calm down.
The plonker cat got a thread caught in his paw.
How’s your day off on no sleep going?
How’s your day off on no sleep going?
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The plonker cat got a thread caught in his paw.
How’s your day off on no sleep going?
How’s your day off on no sleep going?