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Steve
@oneeyedwayne.bsky.social
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Part One Eyed Wayne part fruit fly. Left wing politics, left field music. Can thoroughly recommend the thumbscrews
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · Dec 6
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Remarkable how many newsreaders have got your ‘rare red wind weather warning’ tongue twister right today considering the problems some of them have with Jeremy Hunt @lbc.co.uk
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 1d
Trump watches are made in China. You’re gonna want them twice as much
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 1d
The Gulf of Gulf has a decent ring to it
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 1d
Without moving the goalposts?
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 2d
Next up…no licking the lips when enjoying a doughnut
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 2d
Like not licking your lips when demolishing a doughnut
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 2d
Bruce Foresight
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The London Economic @thelondoneconomic.bsky.social · 2d
Bruce suggested the audience 'wanted to talk about other things'
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 2d
You picked a fine time to leave me loose heel 🎶
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 2d
Apologies but this thin joke would have been even weaker if I tried to mould it around a battery chicken 😉
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 2d
Magapies’ gonna magapie
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 2d
Nowt shiny for the Magapie today
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 3d
He’s gonna be a shoe in for the Nobibi peace prize
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 3d
Was hoping that was fairly obvious😄
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 3d
Britain will be surrounded on all sides by happier people. A nightmare that is almost amusing
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 5d
Better answer than I could have given👍
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 5d
Tidying up the elephant droppings in the room
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 5d
They are truly some of the greatest brians in Britian
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 7d
5…4…3…2…1
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 12d
Pablodi Pablodah life goes on
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 12d
Is the missing word ‘ regurgitate’
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 12d
..and I reckon the perfect music to go with this is…
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Steve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 13d
ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 14d
Call it Otto don’t be sheepish
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 14d
Mount Tushmore surely😉
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 16d
As if they haven’t got enough headaches
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 16d
Makes you feel quite Christmassy
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 16d
Jesus was but a boy
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