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J. Onisk @onisk.bsky.social · 12h

He’ll be back to berating teenagers playing Nashville private school football football in no time

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J. Onisk @onisk.bsky.social · 4d

“I’m telling you, the hobbits are not cool with prostate health” - @edsbs.bsky.social

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J. Onisk @onisk.bsky.social · 10d

Make every stadium look like a Whole Foods so when the you need a new one you can offload it to Amazon

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J. Onisk @onisk.bsky.social · 10d

Can’t wait until they make all teams move to Minnesota and play at Huntington Bank Stadium bc it’s most cost effective to centralize and manage one stadium than 18

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J. Onisk @onisk.bsky.social · 17d

Arm of the parking gate gets stuck down so he can’t drive out

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J. Onisk @onisk.bsky.social · 26d

Pure misery for Giants fans

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J. Onisk @onisk.bsky.social · Sep 6

Also extremely on brand for Iowa’s most successful play being a punt with a recovery

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J. Onisk @onisk.bsky.social · Aug 30

@alexkirshner.com will the Fox broadcast start one single game on time this year?

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J. Onisk @onisk.bsky.social · Aug 23

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social can you be the team’s leading receiver if you have negative yards? Technically the people with 0 yards have more yards

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J. Onisk @onisk.bsky.social · Aug 23

Your family should have simply paid him more

J. Onisk @onisk.bsky.social · Aug 19

How much ivermectin can you fit in that bad boy?

J. Onisk @onisk.bsky.social · Aug 12

I don’t know anything about Oklahoma State this year but I hope it’s them just because seeing a disgruntled Pistol Pete would make me smile

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J. Onisk @onisk.bsky.social · Aug 12

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @stevengodfrey.bsky.social it seems like Iowa State beats a ranked team that they have no business beating every year.

This year the only preseason ranked team they play is Kansas State in week 1. Should we pencil that in as the chaotic ISU win of the year?

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J. Onisk @onisk.bsky.social · Aug 11

@edsbs.bsky.social saw
Alan Ritchson (Reacher) yesterday at a restaurant. Can confirm he is ginormous. Could break a chair over his back and he would not feel it.

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J. Onisk @onisk.bsky.social · Aug 7

crochet?

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J. Onisk @onisk.bsky.social · Jul 31

Thats $100 for each FSU win. Imagine paying to slander a real program like Marshall.

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J. Onisk @onisk.bsky.social · Jul 22

The Hakeem Jeffries Look At Things Challenge

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J. Onisk @onisk.bsky.social · Jul 18

I like the idea of Trump trying so hard to be right that he shows that the letter was, in fact, a fake because he has the original that says the same thing, which he shows to the media