Zaggy Norse
@onlyflares.com
Kinky gay horse dad | Forties | Horny on mane | Top 1% OnlyFlares
🇿🇦 Professional programmer, casual pornsmith. Writing filth and monads so you don't have to. Author, designer and git blame-r of VN "Lord of the Manor".
https://linktr.ee/zaggynorse
🇿🇦 Professional programmer, casual pornsmith. Writing filth and monads so you don't have to. Author, designer and git blame-r of VN "Lord of the Manor".
https://linktr.ee/zaggynorse
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Zaggy Norse
@onlyflares.com
· Oct 12
I'm Zaggy Norse, alleged horse. I write porn and dick around for fun and pleasure.
If you like furry horse art → this account's full of it.
If you're interested in my NSFW writing → here's some recommendations:
www.sofurry.com/view/2098781
www.sofurry.com/view/1494249
www.sofurry.com/view/1663173
If you like furry horse art → this account's full of it.
If you're interested in my NSFW writing → here's some recommendations:
www.sofurry.com/view/2098781
www.sofurry.com/view/1494249
www.sofurry.com/view/1663173
I just went to see if the new Bulwer-Lytton contest awards were up and was gutted to see that it's come to an end after like 42 years. The archives remain up, at least. So if you've been waiting for the show to end before catching up, now's the time.
www.bulwer-lytton.com
www.bulwer-lytton.com
Home | The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
A whimsical literary competition for the worst possible opening sentences to novels never written.
www.bulwer-lytton.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I just went to see if the new Bulwer-Lytton contest awards were up and was gutted to see that it's come to an end after like 42 years. The archives remain up, at least. So if you've been waiting for the show to end before catching up, now's the time.
www.bulwer-lytton.com
www.bulwer-lytton.com
His hands danced across her generous bosom like two stick insects with neurological damage.
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
His hands danced across her generous bosom like two stick insects with neurological damage.
There's a new litchi Tropika flavour and it looks exactly like cum.
Tastes better tho.
Tastes better tho.
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
There's a new litchi Tropika flavour and it looks exactly like cum.
Tastes better tho.
Tastes better tho.
The thing about me is, I don't have the part of the brain that detects greenscreens.
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
The thing about me is, I don't have the part of the brain that detects greenscreens.
"Come Dine With Me" is Drag Race for straight people.
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"Come Dine With Me" is Drag Race for straight people.
Joe Abercrombie's characters are so fucking good. I just breathed in the entire second Age of Madness novel in like a day and I'm buzzing. I thought the Bloody Nine was peak but I think I genuinely want to have Caul Shivers' (terrifying) babies.
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Joe Abercrombie's characters are so fucking good. I just breathed in the entire second Age of Madness novel in like a day and I'm buzzing. I thought the Bloody Nine was peak but I think I genuinely want to have Caul Shivers' (terrifying) babies.
I just can't get my brain to care about the rest of the work year which is a problem because there's three weeks to go.
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I just can't get my brain to care about the rest of the work year which is a problem because there's three weeks to go.
Let's just say I'm a horse of mystery. An equine of confabulation. A stallion of bewitchment. A nag of ensorcellment.
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Let's just say I'm a horse of mystery. An equine of confabulation. A stallion of bewitchment. A nag of ensorcellment.
November 20, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Don't be mad at Cloudfront. They need lots of servers to operate, which have only gotten more and more expensive as RAM prices rise, which happens because the RAM is used for GPUs which are now only used for
FUCKING
AI
BULLSHIT
FUCKING
AI
BULLSHIT
November 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Don't be mad at Cloudfront. They need lots of servers to operate, which have only gotten more and more expensive as RAM prices rise, which happens because the RAM is used for GPUs which are now only used for
FUCKING
AI
BULLSHIT
FUCKING
AI
BULLSHIT
The "Every time Veritasium changes the thumbnail for their new video, you take a drink" not getting liver failure challenge
November 18, 2025 at 9:29 AM
The "Every time Veritasium changes the thumbnail for their new video, you take a drink" not getting liver failure challenge
Long term goal is to spin this furry porn career into a billion-dollar worldwide series about, I dunno, a kid who discover's he's actually a merman or something and spend 6-7 bestselling books having merman sea adventures and then use all that money to wall off the UK to trap JKR there forever.
November 16, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Long term goal is to spin this furry porn career into a billion-dollar worldwide series about, I dunno, a kid who discover's he's actually a merman or something and spend 6-7 bestselling books having merman sea adventures and then use all that money to wall off the UK to trap JKR there forever.
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AI is a Skinner box that keeps whispering in your ear about how incredibly smart you are to keep being fooled.
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 AM
AI is a Skinner box that keeps whispering in your ear about how incredibly smart you are to keep being fooled.
I have a master plan that would drag the furry Telegram porn group scene into the 22nd century and address all its problem, but alas I lack the time to do it, so I am making this skeet instead.
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I have a master plan that would drag the furry Telegram porn group scene into the 22nd century and address all its problem, but alas I lack the time to do it, so I am making this skeet instead.
I'm gettng back into writing...! By writing nonfiction. Lol. Here's a review of a furry novel I recently read, "The Rains of Vallerane"
www.furaffinity.net/journal/1125...
www.furaffinity.net/journal/1125...
Review: The Rains of Vallerane -- Zaggy_Norse's Journal
I don't get a lot of printed furry fiction, mostly because even getting it here is a schlep (and I like to own physical copies) and ...
www.furaffinity.net
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I'm gettng back into writing...! By writing nonfiction. Lol. Here's a review of a furry novel I recently read, "The Rains of Vallerane"
www.furaffinity.net/journal/1125...
www.furaffinity.net/journal/1125...
Sometimes I think about the fact that I'm just here living my life year to year, but there's this constant stream of people hitting 18 and getting to like horse porn on Bsky for the first time ever and they're just perpetually hard and cumming with the visual pressure of our overwhelming eroticism.
November 15, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Sometimes I think about the fact that I'm just here living my life year to year, but there's this constant stream of people hitting 18 and getting to like horse porn on Bsky for the first time ever and they're just perpetually hard and cumming with the visual pressure of our overwhelming eroticism.
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
I love hiking in Africa.
November 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I love hiking in Africa.
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Just some pictures from this week that I was really feeling good about
Flex Friday seems like a good excuse to post them again
Flex Friday seems like a good excuse to post them again
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Just some pictures from this week that I was really feeling good about
Flex Friday seems like a good excuse to post them again
Flex Friday seems like a good excuse to post them again
One of my favourite genres of Youtube is "American tries to do Aussie accent and veers wildly between Australia, New Zealand and South Africa every other word".
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 AM
One of my favourite genres of Youtube is "American tries to do Aussie accent and veers wildly between Australia, New Zealand and South Africa every other word".
The system works. Get yours today (tm)
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 AM
The system works. Get yours today (tm)
Tastes like heaven. Glazes like chocolate.
With @valmirhorse.bsky.social. Art by @horserov.bsky.social
With @valmirhorse.bsky.social. Art by @horserov.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Tastes like heaven. Glazes like chocolate.
With @valmirhorse.bsky.social. Art by @horserov.bsky.social
With @valmirhorse.bsky.social. Art by @horserov.bsky.social
Most people winterise their cats with tar, but you can also use ghee. The important thing is a high themal capacity to keep them warm.
November 13, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Most people winterise their cats with tar, but you can also use ghee. The important thing is a high themal capacity to keep them warm.