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Kinky gay horse dad | Forties | Horny on mane | Top 1% OnlyFlares

🇿🇦 Professional programmer, casual pornsmith. Writing filth and monads so you don't have to. Author, designer and git blame-r of VN "Lord of the Manor".

https://linktr.ee/zaggynorse
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I'm Zaggy Norse, alleged horse. I write porn and dick around for fun and pleasure.

If you like furry horse art → this account's full of it.

If you're interested in my NSFW writing → here's some recommendations:

www.sofurry.com/view/2098781
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www.sofurry.com/view/1663173
My new headcanon is that the Stranger Things kids have brain damage from all the interdimensional travel and that's why they need obvious things repeatedly and slowly explained to them, preferably using physical props that a putative observer could easily relate to.
January 11, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I've been fending off a series of major cyberattacks on my business since December with basically no rest, and it's properly fucking me up. I'm on amphetamines now to be able to function, I'm sure this all ends well for my endocrine and nervous system in a few weeks.
January 10, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Encarta.
“Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?"

Strolling around the mall, having a fun time with ten bucks, a couple friends and no parental supervision.
"Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?"

People smoking in the doctor's office.
January 9, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Eat my centaur dick.
January 8, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Faux FOUC.
January 7, 2026 at 11:32 AM
The US has no friends. It never has had. It just has victims, patsies, accomplices, cronies and mewling apologists. And anyone on their side that thinks they're not one of these is so delusional I would laugh if it wasn't so disrespectful to the millions of lives being sacrificed without a thought.
January 5, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Reposted by Zaggy Norse
⛏️🐎
January 4, 2026 at 7:11 AM
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
WIP. The hero we deserve (inside us).
January 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Leaving an imprint of my flare on twink asscheeks like a horny maker's mark.
January 3, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I've attached Figure A (a list of all the positive effects of US meddling in South America) and Figure B (a list of the positive effects of US meddling in the rest of the world). It's very interesting to compare them.
January 3, 2026 at 9:15 AM
As ek jou was, sou ek ook ek wou wees
Sou ek ook ek wou wees
Sou ek ook ek wou wees
January 3, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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Happy New Year 🎉
#zagreus #hades
January 2, 2026 at 6:44 PM
This does work on me, but only with impeccable handwriting.
January 2, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Something there is more immortal than even the stars.
January 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I don't fucking know what I'll do this year. Last year didn't go as planned and the leftovers of that will have to be dealt with this year, on top of all the new shit.

But I do know that whatever outcomes I want, they're on me to achieve. Nobody's gonna do it for me. And that's true for you too.

🐴
January 1, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I am enjoying the gunplay of Borderlands 4. But the sheer number of moronic and decisions (and bugs! still!) that this game has is insane. Fucking CARRYING things for 10 mins for quests? All skills resetting at random? Vehicles that feel like tech demos? The worst UI in game design history? WHY?
December 31, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Today is the end of the Gregorian calendar. From tomorrow we're back on the Julian because fuck your time machines.
December 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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I alluded to it the other day, but I am gonna ramp up how much furry art I draw this upcoming year, hopefully to the point where it's at least half of what I'm doing. What's prevented this pivot in the past is uncertainty over paying bills and rent, but I'm gonna give it a try, we'll see how it goes
December 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I really like Pluribus. And I get why some don't. I just think they're wrong, or at least are expecting the wrong thing. It's peak sci-fi in the classic vein of the science fiction being nothing but a vehicle for looking at the human condition. In this case, the condition of one miserable human.
December 29, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Wake Up Dead Man was exactly the pitch perfect film I needed right now.
December 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Some elves get all the dick, huh.
December 25, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Something for the lewd crowd, since my horny levels have begun to peak.
December 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My year has wrapped up with a major cyberattack. I was already fully exhausted after months of pushing to get projects done. This has not helped. Genuinely flirted with breakdown a couple times the last few days. Rest of the year is a write-off for sure. I don't know when I'll get time to recover.
December 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If you go out in the woods tonight...
Long overdue commision for Zaggy_Norse
December 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM