When I was around 12 I thought Sykes Picot was the first and last name of one dude
December 21, 2024 at 7:11 PM
When I was around 12 I thought Sykes Picot was the first and last name of one dude
Tips if you want to get into reading books:
1) Start at the beginning. If you open a random page, you will be confused.
2) Preferably choose a book in a language that you know.
3) The cover of most books is not edible.
Follow for more tips
1) Start at the beginning. If you open a random page, you will be confused.
2) Preferably choose a book in a language that you know.
3) The cover of most books is not edible.
Follow for more tips
December 21, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Tips if you want to get into reading books:
1) Start at the beginning. If you open a random page, you will be confused.
2) Preferably choose a book in a language that you know.
3) The cover of most books is not edible.
Follow for more tips
1) Start at the beginning. If you open a random page, you will be confused.
2) Preferably choose a book in a language that you know.
3) The cover of most books is not edible.
Follow for more tips
If I had zero knowledge about the US presidents and you only showed me their pictures and told me guess which one was the best, I'd probably say William McKinley
December 17, 2024 at 6:48 PM
If I had zero knowledge about the US presidents and you only showed me their pictures and told me guess which one was the best, I'd probably say William McKinley
What is the most likely candidate for something we currently think of as pseudoscience to be proven correct?
December 16, 2024 at 2:15 PM
What is the most likely candidate for something we currently think of as pseudoscience to be proven correct?
Do animals experience fetishes? Like 10% of horses being into hooves
December 15, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Do animals experience fetishes? Like 10% of horses being into hooves
I have chronic back pain but I haven't committed any terrorist acts (yet)
December 11, 2024 at 2:26 PM
I have chronic back pain but I haven't committed any terrorist acts (yet)
Yeah definitely the dominant attitude
December 8, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Yeah definitely the dominant attitude
Me to the taxi driver in Tehran: "Hi how are you"
Him: "How can I be bad when Assad has fallen"
Him: "How can I be bad when Assad has fallen"
December 8, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Me to the taxi driver in Tehran: "Hi how are you"
Him: "How can I be bad when Assad has fallen"
Him: "How can I be bad when Assad has fallen"
People who defend Assad are the biggest hypocrites. They pretend to care about civilian casualties and being anti-imperialist despite Assad being a mass murdererer who is propped up by foreign imperialist powers.
December 7, 2024 at 2:13 PM
People who defend Assad are the biggest hypocrites. They pretend to care about civilian casualties and being anti-imperialist despite Assad being a mass murdererer who is propped up by foreign imperialist powers.
Prime Minister Michel Barnier? More like Prime Minister Michel Byenier
December 5, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Prime Minister Michel Barnier? More like Prime Minister Michel Byenier
Joe Biden will have zero legacy. He could have had a ton of accomplishments but every single one was contingent on Trump not winning again. His presidency is just an afterthought, a brief inconsequential interlude, like James Garfield or William Henry Harrison.
December 5, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Joe Biden will have zero legacy. He could have had a ton of accomplishments but every single one was contingent on Trump not winning again. His presidency is just an afterthought, a brief inconsequential interlude, like James Garfield or William Henry Harrison.
I asked my mom to name every US presidents. She went backwards and could name all of them until FDR (Although she called LBJ "the one played by Brian Cranston" and Ford "the one who pardoned Nixon"). She could also name Washington, Jefferson, and Lincoln among the older ones.
December 4, 2024 at 2:19 PM
I asked my mom to name every US presidents. She went backwards and could name all of them until FDR (Although she called LBJ "the one played by Brian Cranston" and Ford "the one who pardoned Nixon"). She could also name Washington, Jefferson, and Lincoln among the older ones.
Pardoning Hunter, not condemning the coup in South Korea: President Biden is using his last days to add as many black marks to his record as possible. Truly an inspiration to all. Most lame ducks would chill but not our dark Brandon!
December 3, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Pardoning Hunter, not condemning the coup in South Korea: President Biden is using his last days to add as many black marks to his record as possible. Truly an inspiration to all. Most lame ducks would chill but not our dark Brandon!
When I was a child I had an obsession and mega-crush on Ariel in The Little Mermaid and Kaolinite in Sailor Moon. Both very conventionally attractive, I wish I had more "hear me out" worthy childhood crushes to spice things up a bit.
December 2, 2024 at 3:42 PM
When I was a child I had an obsession and mega-crush on Ariel in The Little Mermaid and Kaolinite in Sailor Moon. Both very conventionally attractive, I wish I had more "hear me out" worthy childhood crushes to spice things up a bit.
Just saw an Iranian complaining that Trump is appointing too many POCs and gay people (he used the Persian equivalent to the n-word)
It'd be funny if it weren't so scary. Fascist ideas are taking over almost all political movements in Iran.
It'd be funny if it weren't so scary. Fascist ideas are taking over almost all political movements in Iran.
December 1, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Just saw an Iranian complaining that Trump is appointing too many POCs and gay people (he used the Persian equivalent to the n-word)
It'd be funny if it weren't so scary. Fascist ideas are taking over almost all political movements in Iran.
It'd be funny if it weren't so scary. Fascist ideas are taking over almost all political movements in Iran.
Do this to babies
"Hahaha you're just learning to walk? Pfft, I learned to walk decades ago"
"Hahaha you're just learning to walk? Pfft, I learned to walk decades ago"
One of my least favorite forms of social media interactions
Me: *repeats something I've long known in connection to something freshly relevant in hopes of informing others who don't know*
Other person: "Oh you're just figuring this out? 🙄 I've known this forever."
Almost block-worthy.
Me: *repeats something I've long known in connection to something freshly relevant in hopes of informing others who don't know*
Other person: "Oh you're just figuring this out? 🙄 I've known this forever."
Almost block-worthy.
December 1, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Do this to babies
"Hahaha you're just learning to walk? Pfft, I learned to walk decades ago"
"Hahaha you're just learning to walk? Pfft, I learned to walk decades ago"
What the closeted trans man says: "I'm Amanda"
What he means: "I'm a man, duh"
What he means: "I'm a man, duh"
November 30, 2024 at 2:20 PM
What the closeted trans man says: "I'm Amanda"
What he means: "I'm a man, duh"
What he means: "I'm a man, duh"
Challengers is widely known as the threesome movie despite no threesome taking place in the story
November 30, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Challengers is widely known as the threesome movie despite no threesome taking place in the story
Would you be surprised that Black Friday is now a huge thing in Iran and almost all businesses have a Black Friday sale?
November 29, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Would you be surprised that Black Friday is now a huge thing in Iran and almost all businesses have a Black Friday sale?
Popularism is either the most obvious or the most unhinged political idea ever, no in-between
November 27, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Popularism is either the most obvious or the most unhinged political idea ever, no in-between
Reposted by Kimi
"It is not because I love country less, but Humanity more, that I plead the cause of a higher and truer patriotism. Remember that you are men, by a more sacred bond than you are citizens; that you are children of a common Father more than you are Americans."
- Charles Sumner
- Charles Sumner
November 26, 2024 at 8:17 PM
"It is not because I love country less, but Humanity more, that I plead the cause of a higher and truer patriotism. Remember that you are men, by a more sacred bond than you are citizens; that you are children of a common Father more than you are Americans."
- Charles Sumner
- Charles Sumner
I made a random meme
November 26, 2024 at 7:31 PM
I made a random meme
When I saw Mikey Madison in Scream, I told myself "this girl has some juice, I hope she gets some serious role offers and doesn't get pigeonholed" and I'm glad it happened so soon
November 26, 2024 at 4:49 PM
When I saw Mikey Madison in Scream, I told myself "this girl has some juice, I hope she gets some serious role offers and doesn't get pigeonholed" and I'm glad it happened so soon
He's also accused of raping a man
November 25, 2024 at 10:47 PM
He's also accused of raping a man
Bluesky is not blocked in Iran...... yet
November 25, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Bluesky is not blocked in Iran...... yet